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The performance is over.
Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen bowed to the audience.
The scene once again erupted into waves of applause.
Everyone applauded Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen crazily.
Although the cross talk has finished, most of them are still immersed in the jokes they just made.
Now is the era of Internet explosion. What jokes haven¡¯t they heard?
But they couldn¡¯t help but marvel at Zhang Chen¡¯s jokes!
Awesome!
They really don¡¯t know how to describe it other than awesome.
This cross talk not only satirizes the ugly thoughts of those in the cross talk circle who talk about benevolence and morality, but are actually full of male thieves and female prostitutes!
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Every sentence, every word of this guy, even every expression!
It can make them laugh non-stop for three days!
"Thanks!"
"Thanks!"
The audience gave them face, and Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen also bowed their hands to the big guys and said a few polite words before leaving the stage.
Backstage.
The staff at the scarf counter were already waiting there.
"Professor Zhang, you are awesome! So awesome!"
Yu Zhenglong gave a thumbs up and rarely used a curse word, but no one thought there was anything wrong with it.
Because they think so too!
"Haha, you all praise me."
Zhang Chen wiped the sweat from his forehead.
This cross talk lasted for thirty or forty minutes, and even he was a little bit too much.
Yu Zhen was also wiping his sweat beside him. Zhang Chen couldn't stand it, let alone him.
But this time, although he was physically tired, he felt extremely comfortable mentally.
Grandma is so stupid!
"Let you call me a traitor!"
This time I really became a traitor!
How are you doing?
In Zhang Chen¡¯s words, if you have the ability, you can step on a horse and bite me!
"Professor Zhang, Teacher Yu, we have prepared a celebration banquet. When the actors are finished, we will go to dinner together."
Yu Zhenglong said with a very bold look.
result!
Zhang Chen heard about the celebration party?
He immediately thought of wine!
"Is there any wine?"
He asked weakly.
"liquor?"
Yu Zhenglong was stunned for a moment, then waved his hand and said: "There must be one, I have enough control tonight, no one can leave unless he is drunk!"
He was so happy tonight.
By Zhang Chen alone, their average ratings have more than tripled compared to before!
Since they have no opponent tonight, they are almost catching up with the ratings of China Radio!
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Zhang Chen¡¯s face was instantly covered with fear!
Damn it!
Forget it if you have wine!
You can¡¯t leave even though you¡¯re still drunk?
A familiar scene suddenly came to mind.
He was made drunk by Tang Huan at the Tangren Hotel, and then he was touched by a group of waiters!
When I woke up the next day, my face was covered with lipstick marks!
The most annoying thing is!
Tang Huan¡¯s grandson actually videotaped him!
When he thought of this, Zhang Chen immediately shuddered.
"I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, so I won't be attending the celebration party. Let's go first!"
After Zhang Chen finished speaking, he left quickly, confusing everyone.
"Is there really something wrong with him?"
Yu Zhenglong looked at Zhang Chen¡¯s back and asked confusedly.
Yu Zhen shook his head, he didn¡¯t know either!
"Maybe, he didn't attend the Jinmen TV celebration party last night."
Yu Zhen somewhat complimented Zhang Chen.
"Oh, that might be something."
Yu Zhenglong didn¡¯t think much about it, anyway, Zhang Chen wasn¡¯t just like this today.
Zhang Chen drank a bottle of [Invisibility Potion] and slipped out of the scarf stand. Zhang Chen had nowhere to go, so he simply found a hotel to stay in.
However, this night he always felt as if he had forgotten something, and he never slept well.
Result!
Early the next morning, while he was sleeping in a daze, the phone rang.
I took it over and saw that it was Yu Zhenglong calling.
Zhang Chen blinked, what was Yu Zhenglong doing on the phone at this time?
"Professor Zhang, where are you now? Your bodyguard can't find you."
Yu Zhenglong said straight to the point.
"Fuck!"
Zhang Chen was immediately shocked.
No wonder he always feels like he¡¯s forgotten something!
Did you forget about the bodyguard and driver you just hired?
Is this still possible?
"You ask him to wait at the scarf table for a while, I will be there in a moment!"
Zhang Chen hung up the phone, hurriedly washed up and went to the scarf stand.
Scarf table.
Yu Zhenglong looked at Qin Chi drowsily. He had been drinking at the celebration party last night until about three o'clock in the morning, and he was still drunk at this moment.
¡°Well, why don¡¯t you go to the staff canteen to have something to eat first?¡±
Yu Zhenglong said something with good intentions.
Qin Chi looked at him gratefully.
Benefactor!
He hasn¡¯t had a bite of food since last night!
Half an hour later.
Yu Zhenglong suddenly woke up from his drink.
He finally understood why Zhang Chen specifically asked if his bodyguard could eat with him when he brought this guy over.
? ? How can you eat while riding a horse?
You and Zhang Chen were brothers in your last life, right?
Each one is better than the other!
Now it¡¯s just in time for the Spring Festival. The Scarf Stage Spring Festival Gala is over again. Except for those employees on duty, everyone else is on holiday.
Therefore, the staff restaurant does not prepare much food.
Um!
That¡¯s just enough for Qin Chi to build!
The employees who had just arrived at the back came to the restaurant and were stunned when they saw the dinner plates that looked like they had just been brushed.
"Damn it! Didn't you cook today?"
"Were you robbed?"
¡°This dinner plate is actually cleaner than my pocket!¡±
"Damn it! Isn't that too bullying? Didn't you just come a little late? You're not even allowed to have a meal during the Chinese New Year?"
"Shh! Don't talk, look over there!"
Everyone looked at Yu Zhenglong and Qin Chi, and at first glance they saw the mountains of dinner plates and various large bowls piled up in front of Qin Chi.
"Is this what the two of them eat?"
An employee couldn¡¯t help but ask.
"No! The man opposite Director Yu did it himself!"
I came early and explained it.
"Damn it! This is a real jobber worthy of the name!"
¡°No wonder we ran out of food today!¡±
"Who is this person? Director Yu's relative?"
¡°Director Yu¡¯s relatives can¡¯t eat all our food!¡±
"Huh? Why are you pulling me? I have to tell the truth even if you pull me!"
"No, this person is not a relative of Director Yu, he is Zhang Chen's bodyguard!"
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Everyone¡¯s discussion stopped abruptly!
Zhang Chen?
That¡¯s okay!
They really wanted to make them anxious. They dared to point their fingers at Yu Zhenglong¡¯s nose and scold him.
But Zhang Chen?
They really don¡¯t dare!
Long time!
Someone couldn¡¯t help but said: ¡°I suddenly feel so lucky.¡±
This sentence confused everyone.
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You are lucky to be a big-headed ghost!
¡°Breakfast is gone, why don¡¯t you just go to work hungry this morning, and why are you so lucky?
There¡¯s something wrong with your brain!
"Fortunately, it's Zhang Chen's bodyguard who came. If Zhang Chen himself came, let alone this morning, we wouldn't have breakfast tomorrow morning or the morning after tomorrow!"
After saying this, everyone could not help but feel their scalps numb.
Fortunately!
How lucky you are!
Behind the crowd, Zhang Chen, who had just arrived in a hurry, suddenly staggered at his feet.
Fortunately?
I¡¯m so lucky to be your uncle!
Brother, what do you think of me?
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