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Yu Zhen: "Then you can't leave."
Zhang Chen waved his hand and said proudly: "Forget about my girlfriend, even if the daughter of the Seven Immortals comes, no one can stop me from rebelling against the three vulgarities!"
Yu Zhen twitched the corner of his mouth, "Oh, you are so powerful!"
Zhang Chen cupped his hands and said humbly: "It's okay! It's okay!"
Then, he continued: "I severely criticized my girlfriend at that time. I said why didn't you come earlier and later? Why did you wait until I wanted to go against the three customs?"
Yu Zhen laughed and said, "If she doesn't come again, your girlfriend will be replaced."
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"That's right!"
The audience started to boo.
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said, "You are dirty!"
Yu Zhen pointed at himself, "You said I'm dirty?"
Zhang Chen: "Yes! You are dirty! You are the representative of the three vulgarities!"
Yu Zhen snorted, "Okay, just let it be what you say, so you don't have to go back and shoot me for another hundred years."
Zhang Chen glanced at him and said, "It's good that you know!"
Yu Zhen curled his lips and said, "Hurry up and talk about it. How is your girlfriend coming?"
Zhang Chen said dejectedly: "My girlfriend can't read a word, so she has a lot of problems!"
Yu Zhen: "What's going on?"
Zhang Chen: "She said that we haven't seen each other for several years, and after finally coming here, she must let me go shopping with her."
Yu Zhen: "Long-distance relationship?"
Zhang Chen: "You also texted me"
When he said this, he suddenly covered his mouth as if he had let something slip.
Yu Zhen: "Hey, is this also what you rebelled against in the past?"
Zhang Chen scratched his neck and said unconvinced: "Do you care? I said she grew up with me, she grew up with me!"
Yu Zhen: "Okay, okay, whatever you say will be whatever it is."
Zhang Chen felt a little more comfortable, turned around and asked, "What did I just say?"
Yu Zhen glared, "What did you say you didn't know?"
Zhang Chen: "Nonsense, doesn't this make you angry?"
"Hey!"
"Hahaha!"
The audience booed one after another.
This guy forgot what he said, and he still blames others?
Where can I reason with this horse?
Yu Zhen tilted his mouth and said, "I don't know what you are talking about. Anyway, since you haven't seen your girlfriend for so long, you really should go shopping with her."
Zhang Chen nodded helplessly and said: "That's right. I tried my best to convince my girlfriend that she just refused to let me go against the three customs. In the end, I had no choice but to go shopping with her."
Yu Zhen: "That's right."
Zhang Chen: "You all know that lesbians go shopping, and they go shopping until night."
Yu Zhen: ¡°I understand this deeply.¡±
Zhang Chen: "I specifically asked for leave from my work the next day and prepared to go to Tianqiao again."
Yu Zhen: "Are you still thinking about it?"
Zhang Chen: "I have to get that watch back!"
Yu Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "You are so evil-minded!"
Zhang Chen: "In the end, the unit did not agree."
Yu Zhen: "Why?"
Zhang Chen sighed, "Hey, everyone in our unit went to the overpass yesterday!"
The audience didn¡¯t quite understand this sentence.
At this time, Yu Zhen¡¯s importance became apparent.
He was stunned and said: "Are you all going against the three customs?"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"So that's it?"
¡°Awesome, awesome!¡±
The audience just reacted and laughed.
¡°That rogue text message, it turns out it wasn¡¯t sent to Zhang Chen alone!
so!
This is still a trick!
Zhang Chen smacked his lips, "Isn't it right? The leaders above were so angry that they masturbated all those people!"
Yu Zhen: "Did you all masturbate?"
Zhang Chen: "Aren't you still here with me?"
Yu Zhen: "This doesn't work for you, does it?"
Zhang Chen?"I am the only one in our unit who has not gone to the overpass. The leaders above me have begun to value me and let me take care of all the affairs of our unit."
Yu Zhen: "What can you do?"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said: "Some people here just don't have very healthy thoughts. In order to learn from the lessons of this flyover, I led a group of people to organize a conference to fight against the three customs again!"
Yu Zhen: "Have you not forgotten to oppose the three customs?"
Zhang Chen: "Call a group of people to go up to the Great Wall to hold a conference!"
Many viewers couldn¡¯t help but stare.
Going to the Great Wall to hold a meeting against the three customs?
Don¡¯t say it yet!
This really happened!
Last summer, the Folk Art Association held a "Great Wall Meeting" to oppose the three customs and resist those unhealthy things!
Yu Zhen: "Then your scene is indeed big enough!"
Zhang Chen snorted, "What is this?"
Yu Zhen: "You've already climbed the Great Wall, so it's not that big yet?"
Zhang Chen: "I can't live up to the trust of the leaders above. I gathered a bunch of people to study how to fight against the three customs. I studied day and night!"
Yu Zhen: "You are possessed!"
Zhang Chen ignored him and continued: "Finally! We have found a very great goal!"
Yu Zhen: "What?"
Zhang Chen: "If you look at the moon, what is the only building you can see?"
Yu Zhen said without even thinking: "The Great Wall!"
The audience listened with rapt attention, and they all nodded subconsciously.
Although it is a rumor that the Great Wall can be seen from outer space, many people think it is true.
Zhang Chen waved his hand and said: "Our goal is that when we look at the earth from the moon, we won't even be able to see the Great Wall. The first thing we see is that we are rebelling against the three customs!"
Yu Zhen: "Hey, your goal is really big enough!"
"Hey!"
"good!"
"Hahaha!"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Everyone gave the warmest applause.
When you look at the earth from the moon, the first thing you see is that these people are against the three customs?
Apart from being awesome, they really can¡¯t find any other adjective.
This afternoon, those in the cross talk circle relied on their status and "professionalism" to constantly denounce Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen, and
Um?
Wait a moment!
its not right!
It seems that Zhang Chen is seeking the scolding himself?
Yu Zhen was completely taken along!
so!
Just say how sinister this product is!
It was obviously him who made others scold him!
In the end, he turned around and said "I want to oppose the three customs", and directly returned to them exactly what those people in the cross talk world said!
¡°And he even scolded all those people to their core!
Just tell me whether this product is immoral or not!
at the same time!
After listening to this cross talk, some people in the entertainment industry couldn't help but shudder.
Grandma is so stupid!
Fortunately, when Zhang Chen scolded him today, they didn't act impulsively and directly attacked him!
Otherwise, the comic dialogue world is their end!
The surname is Zhang!
You simply lack the virtue!
??If I ever conflict with you again!
I won¡¯t wait for you to scold me!
I¡¯ll give myself ten slaps first!
Only a mentally retarded person would mess with this guy!
Anyway, I would rather offend the emperor and superstar than this bastard! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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