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On Weibo.
Everyone is still recalling Zhang Chen¡¯s cross talk last night.
"Brother Chen's cross talk is simply amazing!"
"No, just the ending of the cross talk between these two people can make them gods!"
¡°I don¡¯t care about other people anyway, this is definitely the most awesome cross talk I¡¯ve ever heard!¡±
¡°Ever since I listened to Brother Chen¡¯s cross talk, I suddenly became interested in cross talk, so I searched online, and all I found was a bunch of nonsense!¡±
¡°It¡¯s not the cross talk that¡¯s awesome, it¡¯s Brother Chen!¡±
"No, no, no! If you listen carefully to Brother Chen's "I Want to Go Against Three Customs" yesterday, you will understand. Crosstalk was originally a good thing, but it was ruined by a group of people who are not good at it!"
"Have you heard? The Folk Art Association and the Chinese Folk Art Channel of China Radio are jointly hosting a Folk Art Spring Festival Gala tonight."
"The Chinese Folk Art Spring Festival Gala? Is this also possible?"
"Anyway, I will never watch it. When I listen to cross talk, I only recognize Brother Chen!"
"Let's take a look, what if there is something good?"
Huaxia Headquarters.
The party rehearsal hall of the Folk Art Channel.
Zhao Jili and Song Dongxi, president of the Folk Art Association, smiled slightly.
Although Zhang Chen's "I Want to Go Against Three Customs" last night disgusted them all.
But so what?
Zhang Chen is on fire!
Crosstalk has also become popular!
Now they are just taking advantage of Zhang Chen¡¯s popularity to promote their folk art Spring Festival Gala!
This is the real benefit!
As long as everything is settled tonight, won¡¯t you get a lot of money in the future?
so!
Zhang Chen is still too young after all!
You don¡¯t know the importance of money at all!
It¡¯s important to become famous early!
To make money, you should do it while it¡¯s hot!
As for why you should wait while it¡¯s hot, you can guess for yourself.
But the next second!
They were surprised to find that the popularity of the Chinese Folk Art Spring Festival Gala on Weibo suddenly dropped.
"what happened?"
The two of them looked at each other and felt that something was wrong.
They hurriedly refreshed their Weibo.
Instant!
A stream of old blood rushed directly to their heads!
Zhang Chen?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Why is it this bastard again?
Take a closer look!
They immediately became even more angry!
by Zhang Chen¡¯s bodyguard eats down the scarf Taiwan staff restaurant#?
???????? This horse-riding guy is actually not Zhang Chen?
????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Your second uncle¡¯s!
Do you want it to be so fierce?
Everyone in the Folk Art Association is disgusted.
Um!
My stomach began to spasm involuntarily, and a stream of sour water came up.
A word that condenses all the essence of all mankind emerges in everyone's mind!
grass!
Although there are only half of the characters, the grammar is rigorous, the wording is neat, the structure is clever, and it is catchy!
It can be said to be concise and concise, which shows that the author of this book has solid writing skills, as well as easy-to-handle writing skills and ruthless creative ability!
Finally, adding an exclamation mark at the end is really the finishing touch!
at the same time.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????Zhang Chen¡¯s bodyguard eats the scarf Taiwan staff restaurant # Under this topic, everyone who saw this topic was happy.
¡°Brother Chen has a bodyguard?¡±
"Haha! Ruining the scarf station staff restaurant alone? This is definitely Zhang Chen's bodyguard!"
"First line: In the front, Zhang Chen ate up the cafeteria. Second line: In the back, there were bodyguards who ate up the staff restaurant. Cross-comment: They are all losers!"
¡°666666!¡±
"You can have this!"
"Isn't this the wrong topic? Why did I hear that Brother Chen forgot about the bodyguard he just hired, and then the bodyguard ate up all the food in the employee restaurant?"
"What the hell? Brother Chen obviously ate all the ingredients that the Scarf Station staff restaurant had reserved for the New Year by himself, okay?"
"Why did I hear that Brother Chen ate all the vegetables in several supermarkets?"
? ???Have you heard? Just because of Brother Chen's incident, the price of vegetables in Quancheng has tripled! "
"Damn it! Is Brother Chen so awesome?"
"What does this mean? Look through Brother Chen's live broadcast records and see how he ate the cafeteria until he begged for mercy!"
"To tell you the truth, this is nothing! The most awesome thing is that Brother Chen ate all the lunches of hundreds of female employees in the Tangren Group Building!"
For a while!
Various rumors spread directly on the Internet.
And every rumor has a nose and an eye!
With that attitude, if no one stops him, Zhang Chen will soon eat all the edible plants on the earth!
Eat plants before eating animals!
After eating the animals, eat the children!
First, coat it in egg liquid, then add bread crumbs, fry it in a pan until golden and crispy, and remove the oil!
The kids next door are so hungry!
Scarf table.
Zhang Chen sat across from Yu Zhenglong with a slight embarrassment.
Yu Zhenglong subconsciously asked: "Good morning, Professor Zhang. Have you eaten?"
Zhang Chen didn¡¯t think much and said immediately: ¡°Not yet.¡±
Yu Zhenglong then said: "Then why don't we sit down and have something to eat together?"
After saying this, he suddenly froze.
Sit down and have something to eat together?
Eat shit!
Qin Chi has eaten all the food, okay?
If he wants to invite Zhang Chen to dinner again, he can only treat him to a drink of northwest wind!
and!
Zhang Chen¡¯s bodyguards are all so edible!
How far can Zhang Chen eat?
He seriously doubted that the meals their canteen bought for the New Year were not enough for Zhang Chen alone!
so!
??You said why the Chinese people can¡¯t change their habit of saying hello?
Why don¡¯t you say howareyou when we meet?
Why do you have to ask ¡°Have you eaten?¡±
We met in the morning and asked if you had eaten?
We met at noon and asked if you had eaten?
When we met in the evening, we asked if we had eaten?
Wait until midnight, still riding the horse
Huh?
??Midnight?
Do you want to play black together?
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Zhang Chen couldn't help but become confused when he saw Yu Zhenglong's face.
Yu Zhenglong smiled hard and said, "Professor Zhang, how about I invite you to eat out?"
Zhang Chen glanced at the dinner plate that Qin Chi had just licked, and found that there was a small piece of chicken bone on it that Qin Chi had not licked clean.
"Eating out? It's too expensive. Just eat in the cafeteria!"
Zhang Chen took a bite and said, "You just eat chicken in the morning? I like this!"
Yu Zhenglong twitched the corner of his mouth.
??Eating chicken so early in the morning?
Didn¡¯t you just hold back your urine at night? Are you in such a hurry?
Forehead?
No!
What am I thinking about while riding a horse?
This chicken is leftover from last night!
Doesn¡¯t it seem right?
oh!
I finally remembered!
"Professor Zhang, I'm really sorry. You were late just now. The last dish in our cafeteria has just disappeared. I'd better invite you to eat outside."
Yu Zhenglong bit the bullet and finally spoke out what was in his heart.
Zhang Chen was stunned for a moment.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? off?
He looked at the small mountain of dinner plates and various dishes next to Qin Chi.
What¡¯s that person¡¯s name?
Wang Defa?
Or Ouxuet?
Forget it, it¡¯s not important!
The important thing is, what kind of person did he recruit as a bodyguard?
¡°Forget it, I¡¯m not very hungry now anyway, so it¡¯s okay if I don¡¯t eat.¡±
Zhang Chen instantly lost interest in eating.
Yu Zhenglong thought it was his words that made Zhang Chen unhappy, so he wanted to take Zhang Chen out for dinner on the spot.
But the next second, his phone vibrated, and the leader sent a message asking him to go to the meeting.
He had no choice but to dig around and finally took out two hundred yuan.
"Professor Zhang, I'm going to a meeting soon, and I only have this cash on me. Why don't you find a place to deal with it first?" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)Can we deal with it a little bit? "(Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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