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Zhao Jili suddenly fell silent.
Although he also knew that what Zhao Jin said was a lie, he was still convinced.
The reason is simple, he is unwilling!
And he also wants to know whether what Zhang Chen just did was a sudden flash of inspiration, or whether he already has this level of talent!
Even he couldn’t write such a good cross talk book!
??It is full of jokes and keeps shaking the bag, and it can also criticize the real facts and is full of irony. This is definitely a good book that all crosstalk actors want!
If Zhang Chen can write a lot more books like this, it will be more than just the emotional dispute between him and Zhang Chen today!
Those fans of his are likely to be abducted by Zhang Chen!
Chu Ze, the original number one singer in Hokkien dialect, is a lesson learned from the past!
Live broadcast of catching fish.
Tang Huan was furious.
Appearance fee?
"Zhang, why don't you die if you ride on a horse?"
Ten seconds later!
Zhang Chen’s live broadcast room!
"The young boss of the Tangren Group rewards the anchor with 100 rockets!"
"The young owner of the Tangren Group rewards the anchor with 1,000 yachts!"
"The young boss of the Tangren Group rewards the anchor with 10,000 planes!"
"The young master of the Tangren Group has activated guardianship in Zhang Chen's live broadcast room. Emperor!"
"The young master of Tangren Group sent out 1,000,000 red envelopes in Zhang Chen's live broadcast room, come and grab it!"
"You are really rich and powerful. How many millions can you get out in one go?"
“As expected of a good classmate, this is so generous!”
"Paralysis! When did Brother Chen start the live broadcast?"
"I feel like I missed 100 million!"
“666666!”
“The appearance fee has been paid, let’s continue quickly!”
Zhang Chen was stunned for a moment when he saw the gift given by Tang Huan.
He was just joking, but he didn’t expect this guy to take it seriously?
but!
Since the money has been given out, there is no reason for him to give it back!
What’s more, the netizens in the live broadcast room were also urging him to continue quickly.
"Okay, since everyone is so enthusiastic, I will give you another section."
Zhang Chen said with a smile.
The barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly filled with "haha".
Netizens are extremely fed up.
Are you doing it because we are so enthusiastic?
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off out to see money, okay?
But then again, this guy has made at least tens of millions since his debut, right?
Why have they never seen this guy spend any money?
so!
The true attribute of this thing is actually Pixiu?
Only entering but not exiting?
at the same time.
Zhang Chen talked eloquently: "I feel that I have a close connection with animals."
Netizens immediately became energetic.
"Don't you have a connection with animals? You are just a Pixiu!"
"Chen Gou, Chen Gou, you are a dog!"
"Heizi, get out of here. Who said that Brother Chen is a dog? I'm worried about him. This guy is obviously a Pixiu!"
"I think he was the reincarnation of Qian Chuanzi in his previous life!"
They started making trouble in the live broadcast room one after another.
Zhang Chen didn’t care about them. Anyway, he had gradually adapted to the routine of cross talk, and the more he spoke, the more fluent he became.
"Why? Because the veterinarian delivered the baby to me!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room fell silent for a moment.
Was Zhang Chen delivered by a veterinarian?
This material is a bit big!
but!
After thinking about it, there is no truth in the mouth of this product, this is a shit!
"You guys should stop making trouble. In those days, transportation was not convenient, and our home was far from the hospital. My mother was about to give birth, and my father got anxious and went to the veterinary station in front of our house."
Hearing what Zhang Chen said, many older netizens couldn’t help but nodded.
In those days, there were really not many babies given birth in the hospital.
The reason is also very simple. As Zhang Chen said, transportation is inconvenient.
Zhang Chen continued: "The fat aunt at the veterinary station was delivering a donkey at the time. My dad said to come to our house and have a look. My wife is about to give birth. The fat aunt looked at my dad for a minute. What are you going to marry? ?”
"Marrying for what?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
“It’s true, it’s too easy for people to misunderstand when you go to the veterinary station to find a doctor.”
Zhang Chen paused and said: "Man! Can you help me deliver the baby? The fat aunt came to our house and delivered me the baby with a click. She said, brother, I wish you good luck, sir!"
"Hahaha!"
"Public? This is a professional term!"
Zhang Chen paused for a while, then said in disgust: "It's still an animal! Later, when I returned to the veterinary station after delivering the baby, I took another look at the little donkey and found that it had suffocated to death before it was born."
“My dad said that I got my life in exchange for the life of a donkey, so when people asked me my zodiac sign, I said I was a donkey.”
Netizens immediately laughed even more happily.
"You are a donkey? Isn't that right? You have a donkey temper!"
"If you didn't tell me, I really wouldn't have discovered it. You are a donkey!"
“This time it’s really true, this guy is the reincarnation of that little donkey who died of suffocation!”
Jingxiangfang.
Zhao Jili’s mouth almost reached the base of his ears.
Look!
Not only does this guy make you laugh, but he also shakes off his baggage so well!
“He was not afraid of anything that day, and he didn’t urinate when anyone came. Wasn’t he born in the year of the donkey?
Zhang Chen said: "I never eat donkey meat roasted, donkey hide gelatin, donkey rolled, people must know how to be grateful!"
"You lied! I saw you eating donkey meat that day and it was delicious!"
"The donkey rolling is a bit too much!"
"Hey~"
This sentence is not a burden at first, but because Zhang Chen’s past is so “brilliant”!
Therefore, even a sentence linking the past and the future made netizens laugh and start cheering.
Zhang Chen did not look at the barrage and continued: "The social atmosphere when we were children was different from now. Now there are old people falling on the street, and most people dare not help them."
“When we were kids, on June 1st, there weren’t enough old ladies on the road!”
“Because the teacher calls on us to do good deeds, these children have no creativity, so they just help the old lady cross the road.”
"As long as the old lady stands on the side of the road, a group of children will drag her over to the other side of the road."
"At that time, the old lady had little feet and had to walk back with great difficulty. A group of children came over and she was beaten by her."
Netizens were immediately delighted.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Whose family do these wicked children belong to?"
“What a poor old lady!”
"u1s1, thank you Judge Jinling for letting the children let the old lady go!"
Zhang Chen said: "The old lady won't leave, just stay here! The two children carried them over by their legs. The old lady was looking at the door of the house. She couldn't go back for a day, so she lay down on the ground in a hurry and had a convulsion."
“The old lady at that time was so pitiful.”
"Hahaha! I can't even go home for a day!"
"Is this the reason why you went out for a walk and didn't come home all day?"
Zhang Chen continued: "So many years have passed, and now my body is no longer good. I found a 'longevity medical station', a longevity medical station."
"When the doctor looked at my test report, he frowned, it's over, it's over!"
"When I heard that my legs were weak, my wife and house were 80% new, so it belongs to someone else. I am so at a loss!" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com