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Netizens were all delighted.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"My wife is 80% new too? What a shame you can think of that!"
Zhang Chen continued: "The doctor is still mumbling, it's over, it's over, he can't see anything without glasses."
"It's the fault of not wearing glasses!"
"Hahaha, this baggage is so good!"
Zhang Chen accused angrily: "Do you think this industry can breathe a sigh of relief?"
After a pause, he added: "The doctor looked at my case again and said that I was very serious and he couldn't see it, so he had to register as a specialist!"
"The next day, I spent 200 yuan to get a specialist account. When I opened the door, I saw that it was still the same doctor as yesterday."
"You progressed so fast that you became an expert overnight!"
"The doctor said that I am an expert, but I was on duty for someone else yesterday."
"Then how good you showed me yesterday!"
"You have a disease that costs 200 yuan. It cost 15 yuan yesterday. I gave it to you yesterday, and the hospital lost 185 yuan!"
Speaking of this, Zhang Chen deliberately made a serious face, looking extremely depressed.
"Hahaha!"
"Loss of 185?"
Zhang Chen gestured, and then said: "Looked at my test report again, nothing happened, go home!"
"Pfft! Haha!"
"You didn't spend two hundred yuan on anything?"
Zhang Chen said angrily: "Didn't you say it was very serious yesterday?"
"Not to mention it's serious, can you make up for the 185?"
"Hahaha! Just to defraud you of the 200 yuan!"
Zhang Chen said with a straight face, "The doctor said it's very serious, but the expert said it's fine!"
"Hahaha!"
“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time and never thought of this!”
"This is simply amazing!"
“Some doctors today just don’t treat patients well and only focus on making money!”
All netizens were overjoyed.
They didn’t expect that Zhang Chen was not only good at cross talk, but also had one burden after another.
Even when he satirizes some bad phenomena in society, his words are so spicy and enjoyable!
This is so cool!
Zhang Chen chuckled and said, "Okay, that's it for today's live broadcast. Let's talk another day."
"No! We haven't heard enough!"
"It's over now? How long has it been!"
"One more section!"
"How can one paragraph be enough? Another hundred paragraphs!"
"I'm addicted to what I heard. You can't be so cruel!"
Netizens immediately quit again.
Zhang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth and hummed: "One hundred paragraphs? Do you think the Chinese cabbage is here? Just say it?"
"Humph! Stop pretending, who doesn't know you!"
“To you, isn’t this just Chinese cabbage?”
"Stop being so nagging, come quickly!"
“Show up your songwriting speed and let us see what it means to be the god of cross talk!”
Netizens firmly refused to believe Zhang Chen’s lies and started making trouble one after another.
Zhang Chen sighed helplessly and said, "It's very difficult for me to do this. I have to rush to prepare the songs for the Spring Festival Gala!"
Although netizens knew that this guy was lying, they still let it go.
Jingxiangfang.
Zhao Jili’s face turned completely dark.
The better Zhang Chen’s cross talk was, the more depressed he felt.
The fans who made the most noise in the live broadcast room are all his loyal fans!
Now Quan Tama has been abducted by a man named Zhang!
He said two crosstalks and became the god of crosstalk?
“Then what do I think?
You haven’t called me that before!
It’s simply
What a fucking bully!
Various news has also come out.
"Zhang Chen's cross talk debut was a great success! 》
"Zhang Chen told us that cross talk can actually be said like this! 》
"Is stand-up comedy in decline? Zhang Chen used his strength to say no! 》
"Zhao Jili's greatest contribution to cross talk is that he discovered Zhang Chen, a cross talk genius! 》
"How many hidden skills does Zhang Chen, the real treasure boy, have that he hasn't shown yet? 》
There were overwhelming praises for Zhang Chen.
Netizens were all stunned.
"Damn it! Zhang Chen talked about cross talk?"
"What's going on?"
"Haha! Zhao Jili's greatest contribution is to discover that Zhang Chen went too far!"
"You don't know, right? Zhao Jili's face was completely swollen this time!"
"I almost forgot about this, Zhang Chen proved with his actual actions this time that I can do it too!"
"Where are Zhao Jili's fans? Come out to find trouble again!"
"What the hell, don't you know they have all been subsumed by Zhang Chen?"
"Incorporated? Hahaha! It seems to be true. Zhao Jili will definitely regret it this time!"
Chen fans are all very excited!
They don’t care about the grievances Zhao Jili’s fans had with them before.
Didn’t you hear what Zhang Chen said?
As long as you enter the live broadcast room, you are all a family!
Since we are all a family, there is nothing to worry about.
at the same time.
Another big piece of news has been released.
During this period of time, Fang Yuqing, the boss who left in anger, actually bought the property rights of the small theater where Zhao Jili’s Jingxiangfang is located!
“Moreover, he also sent someone to order Zhao Jili and his apprentices to move out within three days!
"Damn it! Boss Fang is so awesome?"
"As expected of Mr. Fang, he makes a big move every time he makes a move!"
"I just said that Boss Fang can't let Zhao Jili off so easily. It turns out that he is actually doing this!"
"But I am uneducated, and I can take over the world with just one word of awesome!"
“I really envy such fans!”
Netizens were all shocked!
Where Jingxiangfang is located, every inch of land is extremely valuable!
How rich must Fang Yuqing be before he spends so much money just to vent his anger on Zhang Chen?
The stars in the entertainment industry are all envious of them.
Such loyal fans, they want it too!
How good it would be to just give them a stack!
It’s a pity that there is only one fan like Mr. Fang in the world.
And besides Zhang Chen, only those beautiful anchors with wavy and long hair can catch his eye.
Snapped!
Snapped!
Snapped!
Zhao Jili dropped three teacups in one breath, but he still felt that it was not enough.
His eldest disciple Zhao Jin couldn't stand it any longer, so he quickly grabbed him and said, "Master, this is your favorite purple clay cup!"
Zhao Jili then carefully placed the last teacup on the table, and then sighed heavily.
When he founded Jingxiangfang, he didn’t have enough money in his pocket, so he had no choice but to rent the place instead of buying it.
Later, as he attended the Spring Festival Gala more and more often, he became more and more famous and made more and more money.
He slowly wanted to buy this small theater.
As a result, the landlord told him that this small theater was only for rent and not for sale!
But what about now?
Son of a bitch!
Where do you stand?
What are your principles?
Why should I buy you and not sell you!
If Zhang Chen’s fans buy it, you will sell it right away!
Why are you doing this?
Um!
Why is it actually very simple.
Boss Fang gave you too much money!
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A full 150 million was given to a place that could support 100 million!
This is changing hands for 50 million, why not sell it!
Let’s talk about that poor guy Zhao Jili!
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? He still pretends to be the best in cross talk, asking for 20 million cheaper!
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