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Jingxiangfang.
Zhao Jili suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
He was a little glad that he didn't rush to scold Zhang Chen for trying to please others.
??Isn’t the “old time slow” joke coming out now?
And, even though he didn’t want to admit Zhang Chen’s cross talk skills, he became more and more fascinated as he listened.
In the lens.
Zhang Chen remained calm and continued: "My father rushed to the train station and saw that my grandpa had become the leader of the Beggar Clan, with a group of younger brothers around him."
"Pfft! Haha!"
"The leader of the Beggar Clan? He's really impressive!"
Zhang Chen said: "It is so convenient to have mobile phones now. My wife loves to post on WeChat Moments. She walked on the street and saw a RV parked. She quickly ran over to take a photo and post on WeChat Moments. Mr. Zhang was too polite and refused to accept the call. Must come."
He made a gesture and then said: "Anyone commented, is Mr. Zhang the leader of the funeral home?"
Netizens are a little confused.
Funeral home leader?
Zhang Chen paused and said, "That's a hearse."
"A hearse? Hahahaha!"
"It's over! After this, you can go home and wait for the divorce!"
"Divorce? He must also have a wife!"
Zhang Chen said: "In the past, my brother and I had a dinner together, and everyone was chatting in full swing. Now they all look down at their phones. When the banquet is over, when I look up, there is a room full of strangers, and I have entered the wrong private room."
"Hahaha!"
“Now parties are really like this!”
Zhang Chen clasped his fists and said: "Those people also apologized to each other, and no one knew anyone and sat there all night."
"I'll go! Is this okay?"
"Hahaha! Did you enter the wrong private room?"
Zhang Chen continued: "In the past, if you wanted to go out, you had to bring money. Once I was taking a train. I was afraid of losing it and bought a pair of anti-theft underwear. There was a pocket at the back. I put the money in and zipped it up. It looked sexy with my butt raised. .”
"Emma! The picture came out immediately!"
“Don’t mention it, I’ve worn underwear with pockets like this before!”
"Damn it! No wonder the money I got last time smelled like fart!"
Zhang Chen said: "The train hasn't arrived yet. I was sleeping on the bench in the waiting hall. I woke up from the cold and opened the skylight behind my butt."
"Hahaha!"
"Skylight? This word is so appropriate."
Zhang Chen stretched out his hand and counted, "The pants, money, and underwear are all gone, and I am the only one left."
After a pause, "It's easier to get the injection this time, so I don't have to take off my pants."
Zhang Chen made a gesture and then said: "This thief is quite artistic. He cut out a heart pattern for me. I don't know, but I'm still walking around in the hall, spinning around and showing my eyes."
"There is a group of fans behind us, look at performance art! What does it mean? It means, there is a heart with a butt!"
Netizens were all laughing so hard that they didn’t even have the energy to type.
Even Zhao Jili couldn't help but try his best to control himself so as not to laugh.
A heart of love?
How the hell did you come up with this thing?
Zhang Chen continued: "QR code payment is now popular. There is a blind man at the door of our community. He puts a piece of white paper on the ground with his QR code printed on it."
“I thought he couldn’t see it anyway, so I secretly changed the QR code to mine, and every day his income would be credited to my account.”
"Just as I was about to leave after changing, the blind man spoke, "Boy (zei), put it down!"
"He can see it!"
Netizens were stunned. Good guy, this guy has finished satirizing plastic surgery. After satirizing parties, he just changed places to play with mobile phones together, and now he has started to satirize fake beggars again!
"Replace the QR code with yours? He is truly the man who has taken all the bamboo shoots in the world!"
"This blind man is also a fake!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Zhang Chen asked: "Do you know who the lover of my dreams was in the past?"
Netizens, let’s take a look, the lover of your dreams?
Damn it!
Is it so fierce?
Are you starting to break the news now?
"Liao Keke!"
"Chu Qing!"
"Qin Bingbing!"
"Fan Wushuang!"
A bunch of beauties from the entertainment industryThe name of the female star was posted.
Zhang Chen chuckled and said: "My dream lover in the past was Chu Qing and our elementary school Chinese teacher."
Netizens were stunned for a moment.
Chu Qing and the others can understand.
But a primary school Chinese teacher?
It would be nice not to be dominated by homework. Is it still the lover of my dreams?
The next second!
Zhang Chen continued: "Now, the lover of my dreams is still Chu Qing. I also dreamed of my Chinese teacher twice, and I woke up with a fright."
"Haha! Did you wake up with a fright?"
"I must have been frightened awake by the fear of being dominated by my homework!"
"I bet a pack of spicy strips, the Chinese teacher will definitely ask this guy to write all the new words a hundred times in his dream!"
"How can a hundred times be enough? I have to write it at least a thousand times!"
"A thousand times? Then you have to write it from the beginning until you wake up, right?"
Netizens all laughed.
And then waited for Zhang Chen to continue talking.
But this guy suddenly shut up and stopped talking.
"No way? Is this the end?"
"Your sister! You are enjoying listening to it, so hurry up and say it!"
"Hurry up and say it! If you don't tell me, I will detain you!"
"I just got on top!"
Netizens started making trouble one after another.
Especially some netizens who were originally not interested in cross talk, they discovered for the first time that cross talk is so fun!
In the lens.
Zhang Chen smiled slightly and said, "Okay, that's all for today. I have to ask Mr. Tang for the appearance fee."
“Appearance fee?”
"Your uncle! Say it quickly!"
"If you dare to leave, I will change my name to Zhang Chen and be black for the rest of my life!"
Zhao Jili’s face turned green while watching the live broadcast!
Riding on a horse!
These people are obviously his die-hard fans!
These guys are both rockets and yachts!
It’s all money for riding a horse!
They have never been so generous to him before!
The key is!
He just saw an extremely familiar nickname in Zhang Chen’s live broadcast room!
Zhao Jili turned around, looked at Zhao Jin fiercely, and scolded: "What are you doing?"
That’s right!
That Xiao Jinzi is Zhao Jin’s usual nickname!
Zhao Jin also felt a little regretful at this time, he was so impulsive just now!
Madhu!
"How come he can't remember it if he says it a thousand or ten thousand times?"
Impulse is the devil, brothers!
It took quite a while before Zhao Jin came up with a more reasonable explanation.
“Master, I think Zhang Chen’s words are good, but with this paragraph, you can’t see his true level at all!”
Zhao Jin said seriously: "So, I am going to work with these fans to praise him first and force him to say a few more paragraphs, so that we can more easily discover his flaws!" (Remember the website address of this website! :www.hlnovel.com