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Chapter 728 Liao Keke wanted to beat someone after hearing this

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    Jingxiangfang.

    Zhao Jili frowned.

    He didn¡¯t expect that Zhang Chen could actually speak cross talk!

    And both the quality of the cross talk and the process of shaking off the burden are just right.

    In the past, crosstalk was a craft to make a living, so as long as it could amuse the audience, I basically dared to say anything.

    With the development up to now, people¡¯s tastes have improved, and their requirements for cross talk have also increased.

    Especially when cross talk develops into an art form, in addition to making the audience laugh, it also has a certain sense of irony.

    And now, what Zhang Chen is ironic about is plastic surgery!

    But the better Zhang Chen said it, the more annoyed he felt.

    Because he doesn¡¯t know how to belittle Zhang Chen!

    At this time, Zhao Jin suddenly said: "Master, the name of his cross talk is "Once Upon a Time", but until now, there is no baggage related to "Once Upon a Time"!

    Zhao Jili¡¯s eyes lit up instantly!

    yes!

    Didn¡¯t Zhang Chen sing ¡°Once Upon a Time Slow¡± before the show started, making everyone cry?

    But what he said has nothing to do with being slow in the past!

    so!

    He is just sensationalizing!

    But Zhao Jili was a mature man, so he endured it and said, "Wait a little longer and listen again."

    In the live broadcast room.

    Zhang Chen glanced at the barrage and saw that many people were saying that his buddy was the young boss of the Tangren Group.

    He pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, I didn't expect Mr. Tang to be discovered by you even though he hid so deeply!"

    After saying that, he immediately covered his mouth, as if he accidentally said the wrong thing.

    Then, he quickly waved his hands and said: "I didn't say this, you discovered it yourself!"

    "Pfft! This is obviously what you said yourself!"

    "Haha! Why don't you be so funny!"

    ¡°What a plastic brotherhood!¡±

    "If you didn't tell us, we wouldn't have discovered it!"

    Netizens all laughed so hard and started laughing and joking.

    Live broadcast of catching fish.

    Tang Huan looked at the screen in front of him and couldn't help but feel a toothache.

    Hello Zhang Chen!

    You are so vengeful!

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ating the live broadcast of fishing, didn't I just ask you to attract some attention?

    Why would you ruin your brother like this?

    Um!

    ??Looking at the real-time data again, it¡¯s so exciting!

    Third brother!

    Brother Chen!

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Brother!

    Please let the storm come more violently!

    Zhang Chen picked up where he left off and continued: "Mr. Tang Well, no, my buddy later found out that his beauty born in the 1990s underwent more than a thousand knives for plastic surgery. In ancient times, this criminal method was called Ling Chi.  "

    "Hey! You spilled the beans yourself this time!"

    "Pretend! Just keep pretending!"

    "Ling Chi? Emma, ??do you want to be so funny!"

    "More than a thousand cuts, it hurts just thinking about it!"

    Zhang Chen ignored the barrage and chuckled: "Later I heard about this, and I immediately ran over to my buddy and told him, your treatment is so good, not only did you marry a post-90s generation,  And he married a foreign girl!¡±

    Netizens were all stunned.

    They just heard what Zhang Chen said about the post-90s generation.

    ? But a foreign girl?

    Didn¡¯t it say that this 1890 generation is the niece of Lafayette?

    Zhang Chen said with a bad smile: "My buddy asked me why, do you think I can tell him why? I'm a bamboo shoot, can I tell him easily?"

    "Later, my buddy was really asking too much, so I had to answer honestly, I gave the post-90s generation a foreign name, called Thousand Knives."

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Netizens immediately laughed even harder.

    "Suffering a thousand cuts? Is this okay with riding on a horse?"

    "Hey! She is really a foreign girl!"

    "My sisters claim to be short-sighted, but these two are real sisters!"

    "666666! You have taken all the bamboo shoots in the world!"

    The original version of "Once Upon a Time Slow" doesn't have Zhang Chen's ink marks, mainly because of a certain author's bad habit of counting words

    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? No!

    Mainly because I saw netizens mentioning Tang?¡¯s name, Zhang Chencai had a sudden idea and used the skills of [Crosstalk Master] to slightly expand this paragraph.

    But so far, the effect is still great!

    "After we are young, even if there is plastic surgery, no one can afford it."

    After saying that he suffered a thousand cuts, Zhang Chen continued: "The dim sum shop sold the remaining dim sum at a reduced price. Everyone rushed to buy it. My mother bought a big bag and prepared to entertain my grandma."

    "I was greedy at the time and ate more than half of it secretly. The neighbor was breaking down furniture, so I grabbed a few handfuls of sawdust and mixed it in."

    "My grandma devoured everything. She didn't relieve herself for a month. Her belly was as swollen as a bullfrog. She went to the hospital for an operation and took out a compression plate."

    Netizens were all laughing.

    Sawdust?

    Compression plate?

    It¡¯s a shame he could figure it out!

    Zhang Chen continued: "When we were young, we would pick up our children to ride bicycles. My sister would sit on the beam and I would sit on the back seat."

    "While riding, my dad was chatting with my sister. He forgot about me. When he got off the bike underground, he kicked me off with his leg backwards."

    "Everyone drives a car now. No matter where you go, there is a navigation system. Liao Keke can give you directions."

    Once they heard Liao Keke¡¯s name, netizens immediately became more energetic.

    Liao Keke just signed a contract with a map navigation company some time ago to use her voice to record navigation for everyone.

    Zhang Chen is advertising Liao Keke!

    ? Then here comes the problem!

    ???????? Is there any adultery between Zhang Chen and Liao Keke

    Um?

    Civilized wording!

    Did they two get together?

    Netizens are very curious.

    This is the key news that everyone is paying attention to!

    If they had not gotten along, why would Zhang Chen praise Liao Keke over and over again?

    "Wild Survival" has her!

    She is still the queen host of the anchor competition!

    She is even the only star besides Chu Qing to win two songs from Zhang Chen!

    But fundamentally speaking, Liao Keke is not a singer at all!

    Zhang Chen pinched his throat and said charmingly: "Go to the bridge fifty meters ahead, turn left"

    Not to mention, his voice, which had been blessed by so many bottles of [Good Voice Brand Sour Yoghurt], slightly imitated a female voice, and even made many people feel that they were being flirted with.

    However!

    The next second!

    Zhang Chen returned to his normal voice and said seriously: "Falled into the river!"

    After saying that, he showed a disgusted expression.

    Netizens were all confused.

    "Damn it! This is such an amazing turn of events!"

    "Liao Keke will definitely want to beat this guy after hearing this!"

    ¡°I once followed the route given by the navigation system and almost fell into the river!¡±

    ¡°Today¡¯s navigation is so unreliable!¡±

    "Brother Chen, are you going to offend the navigation map again?"

    "I solemnly warn everyone, don't drink water when you listen to this guy talking about cross talk!"

    "Please don't fool people upstairs, okay? Is it enough to just eat? Forget it, I'm going to continue to get beaten!"

    "Being beaten? Did you spit out all the rice?"

    Zhang Chen chuckled and said: "In the past, communication mainly relied on writing letters. My grandfather came from the countryside to visit relatives and wrote a letter asking my father to pick him up at the station. As a result, the letter arrived three months late."

    Netizens who were laughing and joking just now were stunned.

    Three months late?

    ?????Don¡¯t talk about day lilies, even people are cold, right?  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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