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"I will tell you about "Once Upon a Time Slow" for everyone today."
Zhang Chen won’t talk nonsense next. The main reason is that the number of words is almost too low, and it will be really shameful if it goes any further.
Our journey has never been the stars in the universe, but the vast ocean!
""Once Upon a Time Slow"? What kind of joke is this? I've never heard of it!"
"This guy wrote his own stand-up comedy?"
"Wow! Looking forward to it!"
"Hu Keke rewarded the anchor with a yacht!"
"The hypoxic fish is here again and rewards the anchor with a plane!"
"The most awesome gold medal editor in the Internet literary circle, Xiaobengbeng, rewarded the anchor with a rocket!"
As soon as he finished speaking, various rewards started floating around again.
Zhang Chen felt extremely proud.
Look!
Bros!
This is popularity!
Tonight’s “Report the Name of the Dish” is here again!
What?
What the hell is "Reporting the Name of the Dish"?
A full banquet of Manchu and Han Dynasties, brothers!
What?
Isn’t the Manchu-Han Banquet "Reporting the Names of the Dishes"?
You don’t care about him!
Anyway, it’s just a big meal!
Zhang Chen laughed and said: "Speaking of the name "Once Upon a Time Slowly", it actually comes from a song. Let me sing a few lines for you first."
"There are more songs?"
"Okay! Sing quickly!"
"Haha! I didn't expect there is such a benefit!"
“Tsk, tsk, tsk, do you believe me when I say I really didn’t sing to Brother Chen?”
"Hmph! You're just pretending to be a ghost, hurry up and talk about cross talk!"
Netizens started making noise one after another, saying anything.
Zhang Chen chuckled and sang softly: "In the past, the sun became slower, the carriages and horses were slower, and the mail was slower. There was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime."
He only sang a few lines, and the live broadcast room instantly fell silent.
But after a while, netizens suddenly discovered that this guy stopped singing after singing those two lines!
"What's going on? Just two sentences?"
"I'm having a blast listening to it, why did you stop?"
"Hurry up and sing, you will get a reward after you finish singing!"
"Zhang Chen, you uncle, don't be such a deceiver!"
Whether Chen fans or Zhao Jili fans, they all quit.
Zhang Chen snorted indifferently and asked, "Are you here to listen to cross talk, or are you here to listen to music?"
"He who listens to music!"
"Listen to the cross talk!"
“It doesn’t matter what you listen to, since you have sung it, you have to finish it!”
“Sing this song first and then listen to the cross talk!”
"If you don't finish singing, I will take you away!"
Netizens were so anxious that they started making threats.
But who is Zhang Chen?
Is he the kind of person who would accept threats?
All right!
he is!
Zhang Chen found a guitar from the side and started humming softly.
"I remember when I was a teenager
Everybody is sincere
Say it one sentence
Early morning at the train station
The long street is dark and empty of pedestrians
The shop selling soy milk is steaming
The sun used to become slower
Cars, horses, and mail are both slow
There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime
The locks in the past looked good too
The key is exquisite and stylish
You locked it
People will understand
…”
The song "Once Upon a Time Slow" has a very slow tempo and a very soothing melody, which makes fans who like fast tempo uncomfortable.
But as Zhang Chen hummed, the live broadcast room gradually became quiet.
"The sun has become slower in the past, and you can only love one person in your life? What a beautiful artistic conception!"
"Although I don't like Zhang Chen's character, I have to say that his talent is really good!"
"I remember one time I asked my grandma why people at that time could stay together for life. Grandma told me that when something broke, they only wanted to fix it, but now people just want to replace it."
"The locks in the past were also beautiful, and the keys were elegant and stylish. People would understand if you locked it."
It was not until a long time after Zhang Chen finished singing the song "Once Upon a Time Slow" that the netizens in the live broadcast room gradually came to their senses.
Then!
“Zhao Jili’s fan No. 1 rewards the anchor with a rocket!”
“I’m here to clear Lao Zhao’s name and reward the anchor with a yacht!”
“I am Zhang Chen’s husband who rewards the anchor with ten planes!”
Various gifts are floating!
“ Moreover, there are some nicknames with Zhao Jili’s name on them!
The sincere emotion contained in this song "Once Upon a Time Slow" also conquered those Zhao Jili fans who came to find trouble!
Zhang Chen smiled quietly and said: "Thank you family members for the rewards. Now let's get down to business."
As soon as they hear the word "family", Zhao Jili's fans get extremely fed up.
But just like before, they have to endure it no matter how tired they are.
Zhang Chen cleared his throat and said in a calm tone: "Speaking of the past, we have to say that when we were children, our clothing styles were similar. Now, beauties have similar looks."
"Pfft! Haha!"
"It's true, some people nowadays look the same after plastic surgery!"
"It's over, this guy is now going to offend another circle."
"That's not true, everyone offends everyone one by one, but if this guy offends him, he will immediately be in a circle!"
"When those plastic surgery institutions hear this, they will definitely hate Brother Chen to death!"
Zhang Chen continued to talk: "Everyone knows the reason. They all came from a plastic surgery agency and chose a template!"
Although netizens wanted to laugh, they felt a little helpless.
This guy is really non-stop. He offended the DY agency some time ago, and now he has started to offend the plastic surgery agency again.
"What is the result of this?"
Zhang Chen raised his finger and said: "When you marry someone, you are marrying all the beauties home. Watching other people hug beautiful girls makes you feel awkward. You always feel like you are hugging your own wife."
"Bah! You'd better find a wife by yourself first!"
“That’s what I’m saying, you must have a wife!”
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! This guy is really capable of talking nonsense!"
While many netizens were laughing, they also did not forget to post comments.
Zhang Chen shook his head indifferently and continued: "Before, I thought my wife was ugly, but now I understand!"
Everyone’s eyes suddenly lit up, ready to hear what he had to say.
Zhang Chen gave a thumbs up and said proudly: "This is a high-end product, privately customized and exclusive!"
"Ouch! I almost believed it!"
"How can you still explain it like this when it's co-authorship?"
"Don't tell me, I found out that this guy really has something!"
Netizens were all delighted.
Zhang Chen continued to say seriously: "I have a buddy who found a beautiful girl born in the 1990s. Later I found out that this girl is the niece of Lafayette, born in the 1890s!"
"What the hell! Post 1890?"
"You said this, does your brother know it?"
"Oh my God, the buddy you are talking about is not the young boss of the Tangren Group, is it?"
"Num, this guy really knows how to shake things up!"
Although the dynasties in this world are different, there is still an old Buddha, so what Zhang Chen just said is not wrong.
“Moreover, the post-1890s gag has been said many times in Zhang Chen’s previous life, but this is the first time someone has said it in this world.
So, as soon as Zhang Chen said this joke, netizens burst into laughter.
Unconsciously, everyone was attracted by his jokes.
Even those fans of Zhao Jili forgot what they came for and started interacting with Zhang Chen one after another. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com