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? Song Dandan vividly played the aunt's disliked look, which is simply overwhelming and can't help but laugh, and every time this time, the uncle will surely make a knife,
Zhao Shan: Why are you doing this!
Song Dandan: To be honest,
Zhao Shan: What are you talking about~~~ I¡¯m sorry, that¡¯s not what she meant. My wife said that it means that everyone likes to watch you host that show. Oh, the whole village loves watching it the most. That guy said that your host has characteristics. Speak and laugh as if crying.
Zhao Shan: No, it¡¯s like laughing when you cry~~~
Lu Chen: Their village praises people so much, their village,
Song Dandan: Also said that you¡ª¡ª
Ha ha!
How incisive and easy to understand this explanation is!
No, I'm already peeing with laughter
? Lu Chen: Alright, alright~~~ Don't talk about it, let's talk about your two elders. I'm going to ask the question a little more carefully. When did you get married?
Zhao Shan: Let's meet on May 8,
Song Dandan: Around winter.
Lu Chen: It's hard not to read poetry, but to sing instead. Who was chasing who when they were dating?
Zhao Shan: Hehe~~~
Song Dandan: Don't talk about this~~~
Lu Chen: This is personal privacy.
Zhao Shan: In fact, Xiao Lu, you should have this kind of vision. At that time¡ªI use the words now, the guy was more handsome and stupefied, and he chased me.
Song Dandan: Why don't you tell the truth? You let everyone take a look at your old face that looks like a shoehorn, can I chase you on a pole?
Zhao Shan: So you don¡¯t know how to appreciate aesthetics?
Song Dandan: Where?
Zhao Shan: Is this called shoehorn face? This is authentic pork loin face!
Lu Chen: It's not as good as a shoehorn
Poof!
Hahahahahahaha!
Who is the author of this skit? Come out and have a chat. It is estimated that the family members of the person who died from laughing tonight are already on their way to find you in a group
Song Dandan: When I was young, it was definitely not bragging, with willow-leaf curved eyebrows and cherry mouth, anyone who saw me was willing to look at me. The second child Wu next door to us trembles when he looks at me
Zhao Shan: Hmph~~~ Pull it down! Wu's second child has a cerebral thrombosis, everyone is trembling!
Lu Chen: Uncle, Uncle is wrong to say that. In fact, Aunt looks very energetic now.
Song Dandan: It¡¯s no longer possible, now the hair has turned white, the wrinkles have also increased, and the two white front teeth were honorably laid off last year~~~
Zhao Shan: Hahaha~~~ This word is perfect~~~
Lu Chen: If you know that you are laid off, you can still use this place. Uncle and aunt, I can ask them one by one. ask aunt first
Song Dandan: Ask me?
Lu Chen: Auntie, how did Uncle chase you at that time?
Song Dandan: He is ~~~ who takes the initiative to get close to me, chats with me for nothing, either mows the grass for me or recites poetry for me, and always finds opportunities to give me a sneak peek!
Lu Chen: Are you secretly looking at me?
Zhao Shan: Don't talk nonsense, I remember that I gave you a pen, a table, and a big black pot for your family. When did I give you a look? What is the look?
Lu Chen: Qiubo is a young man and woman¡ª¡ª
Song Dandan: You don¡¯t understand what a glance is, why are you so uneducated?
Zhao Shan: What?
Song Dandan: Qiubo is autumn spinach.
Zhao Shan: Oh!
Poof!
Ha ha ha ha! !
The audience laughed so hard!
This is the rhythm of laughing to death!
Amorous glances are spinach in autumn.
Ha ha ha ha! ! The author is really talented.
This is a brain hole, I need a brain doctor to make up for it, otherwise I will write so many funny sketches next time, how many people will die of laughter!
No one knows how much content there is in the follow-up of the skit show, but now the mouths of the audience are about to cramp from laughing, and their stomachs are also cramping.
No one doubts that there is a joke in every sentence of the dialogue, especially the words of the uncle, the comments are incisive, and the fascinating plot makes people want to stop!
The audience laughed so hardAlright, uncle and aunt's understanding of the glances is still going on:
Zhao Shan: Yes, every year.
Lu Chen: This is the first time I heard about Qiubo today. Uncle, just giving spinach is not enough. When people fall in love, they have to give that decent token of love, think about it.
Zhao Shan: Hehehe, there is still a bit of history in this matter. Say it~~~
Song Dandan: Let me tell you,
Lu Chen: Auntie said,
Song Dandan: I want to give him a sweater because I want to give him the money. The money is poor and I have no money to buy it. When I catch up, I happen to be herding sheep for the production team. Pull down the wool. When I go home at night, I spin it into wool. During the day, I knit sweaters, herd sheep, and gather wool. In the end, the production team found out that I was knitting almost two sleeves, and not only confiscated the sweater, but also held a criticism meeting to criticize me. Isn¡¯t there a crime for the money¡ª¡ª
Lu Chen: Poach the corners of socialism!
Song Dandan: Yes, the crime I was charged with was socialism.
At this moment, the audience is no longer as simple as laughing, and some people have already fainted from laughing.
Lu Chen: This crime is not light,
Zhao Shan: She is too honest. You said that you put fifty sheep at that time, but you only picked up the wool. Who can¡¯t tell that this guy is like Ge You?
Lu Chen: I can tell that this token of love is actually not given away, so when you get married, you must have a decent gift, is there any?
Song Dandan: I¡¯m not afraid of everyone¡¯s jokes when I say it. His family is so poor that he doesn¡¯t have anything.
Zhao Shan: Don't be blind, there was still a household appliance at that time!
Lu Chen: And household appliances?
Zhao Shan: A flashlight!
Lu Chen: Hey, I don¡¯t have any decent tokens of love, nor any decent gifts, but you can see that uncles and aunts have lived a good life after so many years of ups and downs. I think it¡¯s the same vigor as always that makes it worth it. We young people learn and are our role models!
Zhao Shan: Hey, don't learn from us, our relationship has been in crisis.
Lu Chen: Before?
Zhao Shan: Now.
Lu Chen: What's the matter?
Thank goodness!
Seeing this, the audience finally had a chance to catch their breath!
Finally, I can stop laughing, it's not easy! The author has been enlightened all day long, and knows to add a segment that does not need to laugh to buffer the audience's emotions, otherwise it will be a rhythm of laughing to death!
You can stop laughing for the time being, but why did uncle and aunt have a relationship crisis?
This made the audience want to stop, and at the same time became nervous for no reason
Zhao Shan: After the reform and opening up, the two of us built a small two-story building. After the building was completed and there were too many houses, I suddenly proposed to me to separate, saying that she would delay her learning a foreign language if she put a house together, and said that this relationship is the beauty of distance. As a result, when I went upstairs, the distance was widened, and the beauty was gone! Every day when I eat or something, I don¡¯t call me seriously. I make a phone call and say in a foreign language, ¡°Hello, my meal is ok, come down to Mixi!¡±
Song Dandan: Why don't you tell the truth? Why do I live apart from you?
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