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The audience in front of the TV also got excited, unwilling to miss a single line, their eyes were fixed on the screen, and they had long forgotten that they were still chatting with their friends just now, and they also forgot that their favorite snacks were on the table. in front of myself.
On the stage, when Zhao Shan interpreted Lu Chen's yesterday, today and tomorrow as his life situation these days, he said: "I prepared for a night yesterday, I came here today, and I will go back tomorrow!" A face full of lovelessness.
"Haha, the embarrassment on Lu Chen's face is so funny."
"Ahem Our Lu Chen also suffers sometimes, haha!"
The awkward chat continues
Lu Chen: No, Uncle, I didn¡¯t ask you to talk about this yesterday, but I asked you to go ahead,
Song Dandan: The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday we both received the notice from the village, thank you.
The audience laughed and coughed together, and the audience laughed like crazy.
Lu Chen: Uncle and aunt, what I said was yesterday, today, tomorrow, not ~~~ yesterday, today, tomorrow,
Zhao Shan: The day after tomorrow?
Lu Chen: Not the day after tomorrow,
Song Dandan: What day was that?
Lu Chen: Not that day. What I mean by this is we, this¡ªrecall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future. Did you understand?
Zhao Shan: Ah~~~ That is past, present and future!
Song Dandan: That is not yesterday, today and tomorrow,
Zhao Shan: Yes, it¡¯s a bit wrong for you to ask this~~~.
Song Dandan: Yes, that's not the question.
Lu Chen: I still made a mistake, I still~~~ Then who will tell first?
Zhao Shan: Let me tell you, I still have preparations.
Lu Chen: Ah, are you ready?
The lovely Lu Chen's eyes that were about to despair finally had light. This time, there will be no more misunderstandings.
Zhao Shan: The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground, and the Chinese people are really uplifting; with concerted efforts to cross the century, there is nothing wrong with a flood. Thanks!
Lu Chen: This is a poem,
Song Dandan: It's my turn,
Lu Chen: Is aunt ready too?
Song Dandan: Yes~~~ Let me stand up and talk. The spring breeze of reform blows in, and the Chinese people shake their spirits; the Gulf is very troublesome, and the United States and Britain are partnering to bully others. Thanks!
Zhao Shan: Bully people, what do you do with it?
Song Dandan: Are you impolite?
"Haha, haha Is there a doctor on site? Those who need help here are the ones who died laughing."
Even the prepared audience still couldn't hold back the sudden laughter. They laughed so hard that they wanted to take a sip of a drink to slow down, but all of them spewed out with a puff!
"Pfft!!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Thank you, this polite aunt is so cute!"
Lu Chen: What kind of talk is this called, a whole poetry competition. Uncle and aunt, today is the Spring Festival, so don't talk about those annoying things during the Spring Festival. Let's talk about something happy.
Zhao Shan: Did you see, I told her when I left home, I said you can¡¯t write this paragraph, the United Nations Annan can¡¯t control the Gulf matter, what are you worrying about~~~
Song Dandan: Then tell me~~~
Lu Chen: The uncle said, talk about the great situation,
Zhao Shan: Leaders and comrades,
Lu Chen: Do you want to make a report?
Zhao Shan: Is that okay?
Lu Chen: Ah, okay, tell me~~~
Zhao Shan: Hello everyone! Nine-eight-nine-eight is terrible, the grain harvest is bumper, and the flood is driven away. The people live and work in peace and contentment, and praise the party's leadership. Especially the People's Army is hard to find anywhere in the world. Foreign countries are more chaotic and intrigue all day long. Today the cabinet resigns, tomorrow the prime minister is fired. After the financial crisis, the leader must be impeached. Looking at the situation in the world, the scenery is better here! thanks!
When Uncle Zhao got excited, he staggered and sat on the ground.
"Pfft!"
I made another cut, I thought that such a dense laughing point would appear, and then it would stop for a while, and the drink I just put in my mouth sprayed out directly, and my stomach was about to laugh!
"Haha, the image of the uncle is too realistic, the actor must be the uncle!"
Hilarious laughter has become a scene in the scene, there is no one who doesn't laugh, and those who don't laugh have died laughing and are offline.
Lu Chen: Uncle! Fall it! Ouch, get up~~~
Zhao Shan: Take two steps forward and forget¡ª¡ª
Song Dandan: It¡¯s okay~~~ It was a success,
Zhao Shan: Was it successful? Embarrassed?
Song Dandan: No~~~
Lu Chen: Uncles and aunts, this talk show is actually talking, chatting, chatting, you guys chatting on the kang in the Northeast, what do you do at home, what do you do here. Take it easy, okay?
Zhao Shan: Then you need to relax~~~ You should have said it earlier, you should have understood it sooner~~~
Amidst the laughter, the audience stared dumbfounded at Zhao Shan taking off his shoes and sitting cross-legged on the sofa.
"Good image, my parents are like this, haha!"
"This action is so simple, it smells so familiar!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
"If I usually see this kind of behavior of taking off my shoes and crossing my legs in public, I would have gone so far. But at this moment, I don't think it violates harmony at all. On the contrary, I feel that it is very kind, a kind of home The taste of life."
The habits of the simple Northeast farmers can be seen at a glance. The simple movements of taking off their shoes and crossing their legs fully express the character image of the character he plays with humorous movements. The fascinating plot makes all the audience's eyes straight
Song Dandan: Put those shoes on,
Zhao Shan: Tell me to relax!
Song Dandan: Relax your mind, what are you doing with your feet, it stinks~~~ Farewell, sweaty feet~~
Zhao Shan: You can't take off your shoes, huh?
Lu Chen: Ah~~~ All right, all right~~~
Ha ha ha ha!
The cute uncle has blood all over his face!
The despair and embarrassment on Lu Chen's face can't be revealed yet, hahahaha! ! The creation of this sketch is simply perfect!
No audience thought that this skit would be full of laughs throughout, unlike the skits they had seen before with only a few laughs.
It can be said responsibly that there is a joke in every sentence, and it is difficult for you not to laugh.
No matter how thirsty I have to hold back, I can¡¯t stop laughing at all, when I barely stop, I dare not drink water and drinks in one sip, I dare not even try, no one dares to take another four weeks The audience came to joke.
Too many people have been sprayed with drink juice all over their faces by the audience around them
Song Dandan: Impolite~~~
Lu Chen: Uncle and Aunt, let me ask, you~~~ haven¡¯t watched our show, have you?
Zhao Shan: I've seen it, isn't your surname Lu, the one who made movies and cartoons.
Lu Chen: Yes, yes,
Song Dandan: Isn't your name Lu Chen?
Lu Chen: Yes,
Song Dandan: Our villagers really like you,
Lu Chen: Really?
Song Dandan: They all praise you, saying that the animation you made was great,
Lu Chen: That's what you said!
Song Dandan: No matter how old I am, I still do some childish movements~~~
"Haha~~cough cough~~"
"I can't, I'm about to laugh~~~"
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