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In the anticipation of the audience, uncle and aunt continued,
Zhao Shan: You are small-minded.
Song Dandan: You don¡¯t even glance at me all day long, you put it in front of the TV every day and wait to see Ni Ping, I won¡¯t say you are down
Zhao Shan: What's the use of saying that, don't your eyes look straight when Zhao Zhongxiang comes out?
Song Dandan: How about Zhao Zhongxiang, Zhao Zhongxiang is my idol.
Zhao Shan: Then Ni Ping is the lover of my dreams, what love is there!
Ha ha ha ha!
Didn't I agree to give everyone a little buffer time and stop making everyone laugh?
This, this, this is unbearable!
Lu Chen: Uncle, that's not right~~~
Song Dandan: Stop shooting! When these people, what do you say this is all about!
Lu Chen: Don't say a few words.
Zhao Shan: Wrong, okay? They are all recorded!
Song Dandan: Xiao Lu, this Gulu is choked up, don't broadcast it.
Lu Chen: This Gulu is pinched, don't broadcast it~~~
Song Dandan: They are so old~~~
Zhao Shan: Didn't you mention it!
Song Dandan: No culture!
Lu Chen: The two have been together for so many years, and it has been so many years of ups and downs. I don't think it's worth it just to watch TV.
Zhao Shan: It's not a big deal, but it got worse later on. This guy called all the members of our family, men, women, old and children, and members of the Eastern and Western Houses to a meeting, and wanted to impeach me.
Lu Chen: Things are getting worse!
Zhao Shan: Well, after a show of hands vote by the whole family, everyone agreed that I
Lu Chen: You are right!
Zhao Shan: Make an apology.
Lu Chen: The apology section must be told by the aunt. You must remember what happened that day,
Song Dandan: Go, let me tell Xiao Lu.
Zhao Shan: Just say it!
Song Dandan: One night, he slammed the door of my room. When I opened the door, he stared at me like a wooden stake, and insisted on reading a poem to me.
Zhao Shan: Stop talking~~~
Song Dandan: "Ah, Baiyun, Heitu apologizes to you and came to your door. Please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. How can I repeat yesterday's story to you and me today? Come aboard your wreck!"
Lu Chen: Uncle, what happened afterwards?
Zhao Shan: The sound of the waves is still the same~~~
"Ha ha ha ha!"
When this passage was spoken, the audience burst into tears and burst out laughing. Can you stop being so funny?
I really can laugh to death, I'm not joking with you!
"Absolutely, I'm about to die, I have to close my eyes, plug my ears and rest for a while, otherwise I'll be the one who died laughing."
This is unbearable, and there are even more unbearable laughs in the future!
Lu Chen: Look, let's talk about suffering first today, and then talk about fighting. I think this topic is too heavy. Now let's change the subject and imagine a better tomorrow!
Song Dandan: Well, let me imagine first,
Lu Chen: Think about it first,
Song Dandan: I have imagined it all. I was born in the old society, grew up under the red flag, walked in the spring breeze, and prepared to cross the century. Thinking about the past and looking at the present, I come and go one after another. So I came up with an idea.
Lu Chen: What do you think?
Song Dandan: I want to write a book.
Zhao Shan: Oh, stop. Pull it down, you can¡¯t even read a book and write a book
Lu Chen: Uncle, downloading and publishing books is hot, so you can write one too.
Song Dandan: Yes, Ni Ping has published a book called "Days", and my book is called "Yuezi"!
Zhao Shan: How can you brag? If you want to write "Confinement", I will also write a book, "Serving Confinement", bragging.
Lu Chen: The more I talk about it, the more wrong I am. Aunt, you conceived slowly and wrote this book slowly. Uncle, you can tell me, what do you want to do most now?
Zhao Shan: I think the two of us are living a better life now, we are getting older, and we have less and less time left. In the past, it was time to talk about the day, but now it is time to talk about the second. Next, I plan to take her out for a trip, to a relatively large city, to Tieling, for a honeymoon.
Song Dandan: I was thinking that before the honeymoon, I have to have a beauty treatment first, put these two front teeth, pretenda porcelain one,
Lu Chen: Advanced,
Song Dandan: Well, then I'm doing plastic surgery and getting a facelift,
Zhao Shan: I will take a cucumber.
Lu Chen: If you get a facelift and a cucumber, I can only boil a pot of wine. As we talked, the appetizers came out. In fact, I can tell that uncles and aunts want to be young forever, so let us work together, wishing uncles and aunts forever young and a happy life!
This is the end,
The audience exploded with laughter and applause!
Lu Chen: At the end of our show, according to the usual practice, we will invite each guest to sum up their inner feelings in one sentence. Big Mom first?
Song Dandan: All that's left, one sentence?
Lu Chen: One sentence.
Song Dandan: Did it come from the heart?
Lu Chen: Yes, from the bottom of my heart.
Song Dandan: I really want to see Zhao Zhongxiang.
Zhao Shan: Pull it down! What are you doing!
Lu Chen: Did you tell me to say it from the bottom of my heart?
Zhao Shan: What a shame! It's all right! Let you say a word, what do you say, don't be ashamed! Don't talk about the key!
Lu Chen: Uncle, you can tell me, in a word.
Zhao Shan: I also have one sentence left?
Lu Chen: Ah, in a word, yes.
Zhao Shan: Who reported the train ticket for Qianer.
Lu Chen: Thanks to the audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV, let's tell the truth next year's Spring Festival Gala, goodbye!
No, no, no, I can't take it anymore!
Stomach, laughing so hard, it hurts!
The audience was hooked, and felt that this night, they had laughed out all their laughter for a year.
The appearance of this skit ushered in the spring of skits, and the wonderful program is thought-provoking!
"Haha, laughing I laughed so hard that I burst into tears. Ouch, this sketch is so beautiful. This is the real sketch!"
The fans laughed and sighed while holding their stomachs that were cramping and aching from laughing,
"I didn't expect that in the Spring Festival Gala of Sujiang TV Station, the skits were so exciting. Hey, Zhao Ben and Song Dandan performed so well that the eloquent Lu Chen was almost speechless!"
Some fans laughed and continued: "Is everyone convinced this time? Just now I asked you to adjust the lines, and you still have all kinds of doubts. Now it's the audience who didn't tune the channel that should regret it!"
Some people quickly shook their heads and waved their hands in denial: "I see them, they are not regretful, but so regretful that their intestines are green! No, you have a chat with your friends tomorrow. Don't you regret that you didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala of Jiangsu TV Station?"
"Haha! Let's gather some morals and don't add fuel to their fire anymore. You must know that they have had enough without seeing such a wonderful show. We can't hit them anymore. On their wounds Sprinkle salt!"
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