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Chapter 836 The Skynet is magnificent, fat but not greasy

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    Zhang Chen stared: "What am I? Remember, no matter what happens, you must go against the three customs, improve your taste, be elegant, and remember that the Skynet is huge, fat but not greasy!"

    Yu Zhen rolled his eyes, "What kind of mess is this?"

    Zhang Chen ignored him and continued: "I often think that when I walk on the street, the people coming my way make me feel like I can't open my eyes."

    Yu Zhen: "Don't you like it?"

    Zhang Chen: "Some people go out on the street wearing tank tops and shorts. Are they human?"

    Yu Zhen: ¡°It¡¯s hot!¡±

    Zhang Chen: "Some people just come out wearing pajamas and pajamas."

    Yu Zhen: "Isn't this temporary?"

    Zhang Chen said sadly: "You don't respect yourself! Sometimes I really want my colleague to teach them a lesson!"

    Yu Zhen: "What's going on? You still have to be shot for five minutes?"

    "Hey!"

    "Ha ha!"

    As soon as this joke was mentioned, the audience started to boo.

    Zhang Chen sighed and said contemptuously: "You go to the swimming pool and you wear a swimming suit. Are you embarrassed?"

    Yu Zhen: "Nonsense! Are you going swimming in a cotton-padded jacket?"

    Zhang Chen: "It's so vulgar to expose your arms and thighs! Today's swimsuits are not very good either."

    Yu Zhen: "What happened again?"

    Zhang Chen: "The swimsuits of the past were so dignified!"

    Yu Zhen nodded, "Indeed."

    Zhang Chen: "In the past, you could only see your butt when you opened the swimsuit, but now you can only see the swimsuit after you open your butt. It's so vulgar!"

    Yu Zhen curled his lips, "There's no one like you who keeps holding back and looking at his butt!"

    "Hey!"

    "Ha ha!"

    "Stinking rogue!"

    The audience despised him one after another.

    Zhang Chen: "Why did you come out dressed like that? You are not the star of those Ivy videos, you are not Li Lili, Aoi Fusora, Hatano Yui"

    The names he mentioned are all outstanding representatives of some of the more famous women in the world!

    ? ??referred to as femaleactor?

    Before he could finish speaking, Yu Zhen pulled him.

    "I don't know whether you are vulgar or not, but you have to watch this movie!"

    Yu Zhen looked at him coldly, with contempt.

    The audience in the audience also cheered and cheered.

    Zhang Chen stamped his feet, "It's so vulgar!"

    Yu Zhen: "Hey, you are familiar with these people!"

    Zhang Chen: "I look at it critically!"

    Yu Zhen¡¯s eyes widened, ¡°Can I still watch this film critically?¡±

    Zhang Chen: "I want to see how depraved they are! It doesn't matter if I stay up late, I'm going against the grain!"

    Yu Zhen was shocked, "That's all?"

    "Hey!"

    ¡°Awesome!¡±

    The audience was all delighted.

    Is it the anti -three vulgarity in this stepping horse?

    They can change them, they can do it too!

    Zhang Chen was unmoved at all and continued: "Many things are often unpredictable. You were thinking about how to stop chatting on your mobile phone, but sometimes you still receive some boring text messages later."

    Yu Zhen: "There are so many of them."

    Zhang Chen: "It's true, there are some that I haven't even seen. It's so boring. One of them said this. The husband said that if you learn how to cook, you can quit the maid and reduce the burden on the family. The wife said nonsense  , if you learn how to do that well, we can quit the driver, gardener and security guard, and the family burden will be lighter."

    Yu Zhen hurriedly pulled him, "Stop talking, what are you talking about?"

    The audience burst into laughter.

    Do that well?

    Quit the driver, gardener and security guard?

    So which one is that?

    Is it love that will disappear?

    Depend on!

    Do you want to be so violent?

    Mother!

    This is not the bus to kindergarten, I want to get off!

    Zhang Chen said indifferently: "It's very vulgar!"

    Yu Zhen: "Bring it up again."

    Zhang Chen: "Has your mobile phone ever received such a text message?"

    Yu Zhen: "No one can accept this unless we guarantee it."Passed one or two.  "

    Zhang Chen: "Have you seen it? Tell me two things."

    Yu Zhen waved his hand, "No! I won't spread this!"

    Zhang Chen: "You forgot what you just said, right? You have to take one step back before you can be paroled for medical treatment!"

    Yu Zhen: "I'm riding a horse No, haven't you received it?"

    Zhang Chen: "Of course, there are some people who are particularly boring."

    Yu Zhen: "Then do you want to watch it or not?"

    Zhang Chen: "How fresh it is, of course I watched it!"

    Yu Zhen: "Then you can see it, why can't I?"

    Zhang Chen: "Nonsense, I watched it just to see how annoying it really is, so I can criticize him!"

    Yu Zhen: "You criticize everything, right?"

    Zhang Chen: "In order to oppose the three customs, what if I sacrifice a little bit of myself?"

    "Hey!"

    The audience laughed and started to boo again.

    This guy vividly depicts the shameless nature of those in the cross talk world!

    Yu Zhen said with a smile: "Yes, your sacrifice is quite big!"

    Zhang Chen made a gesture with his hand, "I was sitting here when a text message came over there: I want to take a walk with you Hua Qian Yue Xia, and I got so excited."

    Yu Zhen: "Do you love me?"

    Zhang Chen: "I'm not married yet!"

    Yu Zhen: "That's your girlfriend."

    Zhang Chen: ¡°My girlfriend can¡¯t read.¡±

    Yu Zhen: "That's your lover!"

    Zhang Chen slapped his neck, "I'll kill you!"

    Yu Zhen shrank his neck, "What's wrong?"

    Zhang Chen: "I am a pure and pure person. Chastity, virtuousness and virtuousness are my bywords. The Chastity Arch will follow me wherever I go. I will never do outside work, you know?"

    Yu Zhen frowned, "What a mess!"

    Zhang Chen: "My relationship with my girlfriend is just a small one. I can never betray her!"

    Yu Zhen: "Really?"

    The audience all widened their eyes.

    Does Zhang Chen really have a girlfriend?

    And they grew up together?

    This horse riding is big news!

    Why didn¡¯t any reporter break the news?

    Huh?

    No!

    This thing seems to have been exposed by himself, but no one believed it!

    so!

    ¡°You must have made it up for the sake of a joke this time, right?¡±

    Zhang Chen continued: "You want to spend money with me, but you still have to spend my money. You think this is such a gangster!"

    Yu Zhen: "Hey, does this cost money?"

    Zhang Chen: "Don't worry about which one, they are all quite gangsters anyway!"

    Yu Zhen glanced at him, "If you don't think about it, you won't be a gangster."

    Zhang Chen: "The more I think about it, the more rogue I become. After taking a walk, I eat, and after eating, I sleep. This is so vulgar! I can never get around her!"

    Yu Zhen: ¡°Delete it!¡±

    Zhang Chen made a gesture like texting, "Who are you?"

    Yu Zhen: "What else do you ask?"

    Zhang Chen: "I need to know who she is so I can educate her!"

    "Hey!"

    "Minato is shameless!"

    The audience was all delighted.

    This guy is just telling lies with his eyes open!

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Take advantage of others, and in the name of educating them!

    It is simply too unnecessary for Bi Lian!

    After getting a little quieter, Yu Zhen continued: "Do you still need your education?"

    Zhang Chen: "I am trying to break my heart!"

    Yu Zhen: ¡°It¡¯s quite ¡®broken¡¯!¡±

    He deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "break" and spat Zhang Chen's face.

    The audience instantly became more happy.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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