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"The second thing is that it has to be connected with a wire and cannot be moved when placed on the table. If this is researched, society will definitely progress again!"
Hearing these nonsense, the audience burst out laughing and booed like crazy below.
Yu Zhen: "Huh? Then society has gone back again? This is a wired phone you are talking about!"
Zhang Chen tilted his neck, "Why are you going against me?"
Yu Zhen curled his lips, "I'm not going against you, what you said is ridiculous."
Zhang Chen stared at him, his eyes making Yu Zhen feel a little hairy.
"What are you doing?"
Yu Zhen added a line himself.
Zhang Chen snorted and said: "Three vulgar people! You are simply a very vulgar person!"
Yu Zhen quit, "Wait a minute, who among us is the most vulgar?"
Zhang Chen glared and said, "What did you say? How dare you call me vulgar? Do you know what happens to people like you?"
Yu Zhen lowered his head and asked, "What will happen?"
Zhang Chen snorted coldly: "Are you like you? If you take one step forward, you will be shot. If you take one step back, you will be released on medical parole!"
Yu Zhen trembled, "Then am I still good?"
Zhang Chen flicked his sleeves and said disdainfully: "I just caught one a few days ago. Do you know how he died?"
Yu Zhen¡¯s mouth twitched and he changed his words blindly!
"How did you die?"
He cooperated honestly.
Zhang Chen: "Ten minutes to shoot!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience burst into laughter immediately.
Ten minutes to shoot?
Is there still such an operation?
Yu Zhen¡¯s eyes rolled wildly, and he hurriedly continued: ¡°Ten minutes? This is really a waste, one bullet is enough!¡±
Zhang Chen raised his head and said, "The person who was executed was just transferred from our unit. He is a novice."
The audience was stunned for a moment.
Unit?
Are you talking about the Folk Art Association?
Yu Zhen: ¡°No wonder, that¡¯s understandable.¡±
Zhang Chen: "Well, not a single bullet was hit."
Yu Zhen was stunned.
Damn it!
What kind of trick is this?
He really doesn¡¯t know how to proceed with this word!
While the audience below was laughing wildly, he instantly expanded his brain circuit into several lanes.
finally!
When the audience's laughter gradually stopped, he suddenly had an idea and said: "It's so scary!"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Bang!
The audience laughed even louder.
Scared to death?
This is also thanks to Zhen being able to catch it!
They can¡¯t think of this burden even if they try hard!
Zhang Chen hummed: "It's good that you know."
Yu Zhen quietly wiped his sweat.
Grandma is so stupid!
This guy doesn¡¯t follow his words, but he actually warns him that it¡¯s okay to know?
He opened his mouth and said: "I know your second uncle!"
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The atmosphere at the scene was boosted again.
On Weibo, netizens were all laughing like crazy.
¡°I bet ten packs of spicy strips, this joke is definitely Zhang Chen¡¯s fault!¡±
"Absolutely! Didn't you see Yu Zhen sweating profusely?"
"Yu Zhen is really good. Except for him, most people really can't handle this burden!"
"Yes, we all underestimated Yu Zhen before!"
"Zhang Chenhui has an eye for pearls!"
on the stage.
Zhang Chen became anxious and said, "Why are you still swearing?"
Yu Zhen knew that he had just been impulsive and hurriedly turned back, "Why did you get angry when I scolded you?"
Zhang Chen hummed: "As an actor and a teacher, you must respect yourself!"
Yu Zhen also snorted and said, "What if I don't respect myself?"
The two of them were about to come to blows.
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't respect yourself, I will invite the person from our unit."
Yu Zhen was shocked, "Ten minutes to shoot?"
Zhang Chen waved his hand and said loudly: "A hundred years to be shot!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience laughed wildly, and some people almost burst into tears.
This is Zhang Chen!
He can always come up with new tricks for the same joke, making people never tire of hearing it!
Yu Zhen waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, my little heart will only last three minutes."
Zhang Chen stared at him with disdain.
Yu Zhen asked in confusion: "What's that look in your eyes?"
Since Zhang Chen didn¡¯t follow the lines, he simply let go.
Zhang Chen said disdainfully: "I look down on you!"
Yu Zhen: "Why do you look down on me when I'm angry?"
Zhang Chen: "You are not a man!"
Yu Zhen hurriedly pulled him and said, "You can tell me that I'm good at other things, but you can't tell me that I'm not a man!"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't believe me, go home and ask your wife, are you still a man?"
Yu Zhen: "Why should I go home and ask her? No matter who I ask, I am a man!"
Zhang Chen: "Bah!"
Yu Zhen hid for a moment, "What's the matter with you?"
Zhang Chen: "Anyway, I just look down on you. You have only been here for three minutes. Do you think you are still a man?"
Yu Zhen reacted, "Oh, three minutes?"
The audience was stunned for a moment.
Later, he immediately reacted, and suddenly he laughed back and back.
Some people even held their stomachs and slapped their thighs frantically for fear of falling off their seats.
The next second!
Zhang Chen glared and said, "You still say you are not a third-class person?"
Yu Zhen¡¯s eyes widened, ¡°What¡¯s wrong with me?¡±
Zhang Chen said: "What do you think is wrong with you? Your thoughts are too dirty! I must educate you!"
Yu Zhen: "What on earth did I do again?"
Zhang Chen groaned: "Didn't I just say that? As an actor and an educator, you must respect yourself!"
Yu Zhen: "I respect myself very much!"
Zhang Chen looked him up and down, "You are quite heavy!"
Yu Zhen: "I"
Zhang Chen: "What am I? A couple of days ago, an actor was imprisoned just because he didn't respect himself!"
Yu Zhen breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhang Chen belongs to your second uncle!
Finally, I got my word back again!
He corrected him seriously: "That's called going to jail!"
Zhang Chen: ¡°This actor¡¯s name is Diao¡¯er!¡±
Yu Zhen: "What kind of reputation is this?"
Zhang Chen: "Just because his stage name was too vulgar, he was sent in and shot for five minutes."
Yu Zhen stared.
Grass!
Do not follow the lines again!
But he still said habitually: "Hey, was he the one you were talking about just now?"
Zhang Chen looked at him and said, "I think you're fast too!"
Yu Zhen twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Didn't you just arrange it for me? I'll be shot for a hundred years!"
Zhang Chen snorted: "What? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, you are the third vulgar!"
Yu Zhen: "I"
"good!"
"Hey!"
The audience in the audience burst into laughter and booed wildly.
These two people are so funny!
Zhang Chen bowed his hands to everyone in a very arrogant manner.
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"Ouch!"
¡°Awesome!¡±
"666!"
The audience at the scene all shouted enthusiastically, directly pushing the atmosphere to an unprecedented peak.
Yu Zhen¡¯s head is almost getting bigger.
This guy obviously spoke well before, but as soon as he came on stage, he changed his lines randomly!
He secretly swore in his heart!
If he talks about cross talk with Zhang Chen again in the future, he will be a dog!
Um!
But look at the atmosphere here.
never mind!
A dog will be a dog!
A dog is better than being shot for a hundred years! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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