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The audience at the scene was all delighted.
Although they were not familiar with the place names Zhang Chen mentioned, they also knew that they were counties and districts in Yanjing City.
"Hey!"
"What kind of nonsense is this!"
"I'm still standing in Quancheng shouting for Yanjing!"
The audience at the scene began to boo.
Yu Zhen was also angry, "What kind of bad poem is this?"
Zhang Chen blinked and said, "Isn't that what you in the cross talk world write like?"
"Hey!"
"Pfft! Haha!"
¡°Awesome!¡±
Cheers!
Cheers!
Whistle!
Instantly it rang from inside the studio hall.
And on Weibo, the group of netizens were much more passionate than the audience.
"Zhang Chen is at odds with the cross talk world!"
"Awesome! I asked Zhang Chen how could he write such a poem at his level? It turned out to be to satirize those people in the cross talk world!"
"Hahaha! I guess the thing Zhao Jili regrets most in his life is provoking Zhang Chen!"
"That's not true. His Weibo directly attracted a wolf to the cross talk world!"
"Actually, Zhang Chen is the strongest troll. If you troll him, aren't you waiting to be scolded?"
"Zhang Chen: When it comes to swearing, I have never lost!"
"Hey, if these people come together, they are no match for Zhang Chen alone!"
"No, this guy is a man who has single-handedly fought off countless trolls and sunspots!"
The faces of the people in the Folk Art Association were all purple!
This bastard!
It¡¯s simply too lawless!
When they talk about cross talk, they occasionally make fun of people, but they never mention them by name like this!
But in the final analysis, it¡¯s still the same sentence!
They really can¡¯t beat Zhang Chen!
This is the leader in the world of mouth power, the real king of mouth power!
on the stage.
Yu Zhen looked at Zhang Chen angrily. He was so convinced by this guy that he changed his words at every turn. You must have been a screwdriver in your previous life!
He snorted and said: "What do you mean by our cross talk world? I don't know if this is how the cross talk world writes poetry. Anyway, I will never be able to write such bad poetry!"
Zhang Chen smacked his lips and said, "Don't you hear the deeper meaning in this?"
Yu Zhen waved his hand: "What's the deep meaning? I didn't hear it at all!"
Zhang Chen said seriously: "Although this poem is not very big, its meaning is very far-reaching and reflects the close cooperation of the people of Yanjing."
Yu Zhen: "I really didn't see that."
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"We wouldn't have heard it if you didn't tell us."
The audience started to "beep" one after another.
Zhang Chen continued without blushing and without a beating heart: "Unity between districts and counties!"
Yu Zhen waved his hand, "I didn't hear that either."
Zhang Chen said solemnly: "The common people have contributed to the realization of the four modernizations and the smooth convening of the China-Africa Forum. This reflects this meaning."
Yu Zhen was confused: "How can it have such meaning?"
The audience at the scene were all laughing.
?????? Return to the China Africa Forum?
You have a bit of relationship with Yan Jing, and you have a fart with Yan Jing!
Zhao Jili and Qin Wujian just said you were vulgar, so you just behave like this?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Awesome!
Those guys in the cross talk industry who want to pretend to be intellectuals will probably have a hard time in the future!
This poem will be a shadow that the cross talk world will never escape from!
Zhang Chen's eyes widened and he said unreasonably: "I say it is, it is what it is!"
Yu Zhen said hurriedly: "Okay, okay, that's it."
Zhang Chen frowned and said, "Remember, as an actor you have to serve the people!"
Yu Zhen: "I know this!"
Zhang Chen continued: "Be elegant!"
Yu Zhen was stunned, "Elegant?"
The audience at the scene stretched their necks instantly.
Are you here again?
Those people in the cross talk world just called you vulgar, now you want to talk about elegance?
? ?The weather has indeed come!
Zhang Chen¡¯s counterattacks are just one after another!
Cool!
This time, how can you say "Shuang"?
Zhang Chen pointed to Jiang Shan and said: "Yes! It must be elegant and tasteful, and it must be on the 'stool' times!"
He emphasized the word "stool".
Yu Zhen hurriedly pulled him, "If you fall again, you'll be on a higher level!"
Zhang Chen continued smoothly: "I only got fooled once!"
"Hey!"
"Ha ha!"
¡°You¡¯re right, you¡¯ll only be fooled once!¡±
The audience was laughing and joking.
is not that right?
Some of them also went to Jingxiangfang to listen to Zhao Jili's cross talk, but what was the result?
What are you talking about?
From then on, they swore that they would be fooled just once and never listen to Zhao Jili¡¯s cross talk again!
Yu Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "What do you mean by being fooled just once? Your cultural level is too poor."
Zhang Chen stood on tiptoe and continued: "You can't be fooled, you just have to take the next step!"
Yu Zhen ran out of tricks and said, "Okay, you say it's a stool and then it's a stool."
Zhang Chen looked at him sideways, "Are you a bitch? Remember, what's the point of talking about cross talk?"
Yu Zhen asked for advice: "What do you think?"
Zhang Chen: "Crosstalk! It's for educating people!"
"Hey!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience was all delighted.
How long does it take to step on a horse?
Zhang Chen used all the words said by Zhao Jili and Qin Wujian in reverse!
Don¡¯t you say that cross talk is an art?
good!
Then I say be elegant!
Didn¡¯t you say that after listening to the cross talk, you should feel that you have learned something?
Then I will say that cross talk is educational!
How about it?
This is correct, right?
If this is still wrong, then it is your fault!
Zhang Chen listened to the "beep" sound at the scene and patted Yu Zhen.
"Are these people calling your name?"
He asked confusedly.
Yu Zhen snorted: "They are telling you to stop talking!"
Zhang Chen said: "That's what I think anyway, cross talk is to educate people!"
Yu Zhen: "Really?"
Zhang Chen said seriously: "Yes, let's take you for example, you are not an actor!"
Yu Zhen: "Then what am I?"
Zhang Chen: "You are a teacher, a professor!"
Yu Zhen was confused, "I'm a professor? Only?"
The audience was all laughing.
This guy is awesome!
These little burdens come one after another, all of which are satirizing Zhao Jili and his group!
No!
This is not just sarcasm, but a direct sarcasm!
Zhang Chen patted Yu Zhen's shoulder again and said, "I've always been a professor! Your job is to educate people. You must pay attention to the taste of the program. What did you teach people through today's work? This is your job. Don¡¯t think about whether he is happy or not.¡±
Yu Zhen: "Huh?"
Zhang Chen said in a flurry: "He deserves it! He likes to be happy or not. Your job is to educate people. You don't care whether he is happy or not!"
The audience almost laughed like crazy.
Right!
Zhang Chen¡¯s words are all consistent with those of Zhao Jili and Qin Wujian!
Those two people said that the most important thing about cross talk is to educate people, and being funny comes second!
Zhang Chen immediately processed this sentence for them!
What a loss!
This guy¡¯s mouth is going to cost you as much as you lose!
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