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Yu Zhenglong frowned slightly.
He can understand that the previous two lines have changed, after all, the difference is not big.
But now, this situation is a bit beyond expectation.
However, he believes that with the strength of Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen, they should soon be able to bring the rhythm back.
Yu Zhen patted Zhang Chen's arm and said, "Hey hey hey, is now the time to talk about this?"
Zhang Chen scratched his neck and asked, "Then what should I say?"
Yu Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "What can I say that you don't know? Now that you have become a vulgar person on the Internet, you are still looking at other girls?"
"Oh, are you talking about this?"
Zhang Chen looked at his nose with his eyes, his nose at his heart, and the old god said calmly: "You are right, I can no longer look at other girls openly."
Yu Zhen grinned and said, "You can't just look around when there's no one around!"
Zhang Chen ignored him and continued: "I was criticized by all the teachers today, saying that my cross talk is vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch, or the three vulgarities for short!"
Yu Zhen nodded and said, "It's good that you know."
Zhang Chen suddenly glared and said, "I'm so vulgar, what's going on? You bite me!"
Yu Zhen was furious.
Grandma is so stupid!
This little bastard doesn¡¯t follow his lines!
He gave Zhang Chen a tug and said, "Don't worry about whether to bite or not. I'm just going to ask you if you can tell the truth."
Zhang Chen pointed at Yu Zhen and said, "Did you see that this cross talk world sent a traitor to bite me?"
Yu Zhen is really going crazy this time.
Although there are also expressions of "showing off" and "smashing off" in cross talk, Zhang Chen's words are obviously unnecessary!
On the contrary, the audience at the scene and in front of the screen were laughing crazy.
"Haha! This time I believe it, this cross talk was definitely written now!"
"A scum and a traitor, these two are a perfect match!"
"It is indeed the inspiration provided by Teacher Zhao!"
"You just know it? I knew it as soon as the name of the cross talk "I Want to Go Against Three Customs" came out!"
¡°It¡¯s over, it¡¯s over, you won¡¯t scold me to the end again today, right?¡±
"It shouldn't be no? The scarf station must have reviewed these two people's programs!"
"What's the point of scolding? To put it bluntly, it was Zhao Jili who started the matter first!"
"That's right, don't forget how he wronged Brother Chen in the first place!"
The scarf stage backstage.
The corners of Yu Zhenglong¡¯s mouth almost tilted to the base of his ears.
Review?
He really didn¡¯t have time to review these two guys¡¯ programs!
What he is most worried about now is that he is afraid that Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen will scold them to the end just like last night!
If he had known that these two guys were so unreliable, even if he was squeezed at the time, he would definitely have found time to review their programs!
the other side.
Zhao Jili and the others were all furious.
so!
You are really coming for us when you step on the horse!
He kept staring at the TV screen. If he hadn't considered the need for compensation for smashing the hotel's TV, he would have done it!
Where did the two get these two people on TV?
Scarf table.
Yu Zhen pulled Zhang Chen hard and said: "Okay, okay, don't talk about these useless things, hurry up and say your words!"
He didn¡¯t expect that with just such an action, the audience would laugh even louder.
You can tell me if there are any laws of heaven and kings in this matter!
This is obviously not a burden!
Zhang Chen finally put away those playful and smiling movements and became serious.
"Actually, those teachers in the afternoon were right. Cross talk is an art if it's well understood."
He cupped his hands and said seriously.
Yu Zhen breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's right."
Zhang Chen: "Criticize the ugliness, Huoxiang is righteous!"
Yu Zhen hurriedly pulled him, "Why don't you go to summer or what? This thing of ours is not a medicinal material!"
Zhang Chen turned to look at him and said, "What do you say?"
Yu Zhen corrected him word by word: "Promote righteousness!"
Zhang Chen: ¡°Carry forward the righteousness¡±?, this is a traditional art form. "
Yu Zhen: ¡°Yes, it¡¯s traditional.¡±
Zhang Chen stretched out four fingers and said, "Crosstalk pays attention to four skills."
Yu Zhen: "That's right."
Zhang Chen: "Pull off your shoes and sing!"
¡° Homophone memes, no matter where in the world they are, have been played to pieces for a long time.
¡°But slippers only sing these four words, and no one in this world has ever said it.
As soon as the audience heard this, they burst into laughter.
Yu Zhen pulled Zhang Chen and said, "Wait a minute! Doesn't it taste good? Are you just singing in your slippers?"
Zhang Chen blinked and said, "What else?"
Yu Zhen corrected him: "It's about learning to sing!"
Zhang Chen: "When did you change it?"
Yu Zhen rolled his eyes.
Depend on!
This guy changed his words again!
He corrected: "I didn't change it, it was what the other countries in the Zhou Dynasty said!"
Zhang Chen: "Oh, I remembered it wrong."
Yu Zhen: ¡°There are some things I don¡¯t want to say anymore, but I still have to say them again, as long as you know them!¡±
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"These two are so funny."
The audience at the scene laughed.
Although this section is not hilarious, it can still keep people in a happy mood.
Zhang Chen continued: "Although I haven't been in the industry for a long time, I really like cross talk."
Yu Zhen: "What is Xingzi?"
Zhang Chen: "Serve the people and bring laughter to everyone."
Yu Zhen: "Yes, that's right!"
Zhang Chen: "Why do you like cross talk so much?"
Yu Zhen: "Why?"
Zhang Chen: ¡°Because cross talk comes from among the people.¡±
Yu Zhen: "It comes from the people."
Zhang Chen: "Praise the common people."
Yu Zhen: "That's it."
Zhang Chen: "So I really hope you can fight in groups!"
The audience laughed immediately.
A group fight?
Group praise?
It¡¯s a shame this guy can come up with this word!
"right!"
Yu Zhengang nodded and suddenly realized, "Are you going to start a group fight?"
Zhang Chen: "No, I asked you not to sing alone, but to sing together as a group of cross talkers!"
Yu Zhen smacked his lips, "Quan Xiu Ge? Why are you so awkward?"
"Hey!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience all laughed.
Zhang Chen has brought in those people from the cross talk world again!
Zhang Chen: "No, it means that I like you."
Yu Zhen: "As long as you like it."
Zhang Chen: ¡°This is the poetry of labor!¡±
Yu Zhen was stunned for a moment, "Has it turned into poetry again now?"
Zhang Chen: ¡°I also like to write some poetry.¡±
Yu Zhen: "Do you have any works?"
Zhang Chen: "Not very mature."
Yu Zhen: "You can think about it."
Zhang Chen: "Okay, let everyone correct me."
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The audience at the scene and in front of the TV all pricked up their ears.
Zhang Chen¡¯s poems are one of a kind!
Zhang Chen cleared his throat and recited with emotion: "The sky in Wuxuan District is sunny. The people in Zhoutong District like it so much. Looking at Taifeng, they shouted loudly"
At this point, he stretched out an arm and raised his voice: "I love you, Dianhai!" (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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