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The audience at the scene and in front of the screen were all laughing like crazy.
Everyone cheered crazily!
Calligraphy is yours!
The Dragon Boat Festival is yours!
Chinese medicine is yours too!
Even the "Name of the Dish" is yours!
This sentence alone fully reflects the despicable nature of Bangzi Country!
at the same time.
They were all curious.
Zhang Chen, he
How on earth did you come up with so many black stick jokes?
Isn¡¯t this too incredible?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? unknown!
Zhang Chen can tell a lot of these black stick jokes without even thinking about them.
The reason is also very simple!
In the world of his previous life, whether it was cross talk, talk show, or writing novels!
These three industries have done a total of four things over a long period of time.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A neon man who has a good life!
Cursing the world police!
Continue to scold the stick!
so!
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out? Even if he was asked to stand on the stage alone and scolded for three days and three nights, he wouldn't even beat him up!
Um!
Thank you to all the cross talk masters, talk show masters, and literature masters in previous lives!
Your wisdom makes me shine in this world!
Yu Zhen laughed for a while and said, "Where's the back? It's not really Kimchi Smecta, Kimchi Smecta, right?"
Zhang Chen suddenly looked at him coldly and asked, "Why are you like this?"
Yu Zhen looked confused and said, "What happened to me?"
Zhang Chen said angrily: "Leave me to deal with the number of water words, why are you meddling in it?"
"Poof!"
"Emma, ??this guy's word count is reasonable!"
Yu Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, you can do it yourself and I won't say anything, okay?"
Zhang Chen suddenly became even more arrogant.
¡°That¡¯s pretty much it!¡±
He snorted and said, "Later, after finishing the 108 dishes, they will add another section!"
Yu Zhen couldn't hold it back and asked, "What should you add?"
Zhang Chen made a gesture and said: "From Changbai Mountain to the Bohai Bay, the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains stretch for five thousand years. The original traditional food of the Gaodali Kingdom-Kimchi Smecta!"
¡°Original traditional food?¡±
"Hey, isn't this still Kimchi Smecta?"
"It would be so miserable for Bangzi Country to encounter this guy!"
¡°Awesome, awesome, awesome!¡±
The audience burst into laughter and clapped their hands vigorously to cheer Zhang Chen.
Zhang Chen didn't pause at all, and immediately said: "Speaking of food, in fact, the names of various food are different depending on the region. For example, dumplings are eaten flat in some places and wontons in other places. You know What¡¯s your name when you arrive in Bangzi Country?¡±
"Bangzi Country?"
"What's it called?"
The audience asked questions one after another.
Zhang Chen raised his hand and made the same gesture as before.
All the viewers were shocked, and three words popped into their minds at the same time¡ª¡ª
No way?
The next second!
Zhang Chen exaggeratedly said: "From Changbai Mountain to the Bohai Bay, three thousand miles of rivers and mountains stretch for five thousand years, and the original traditional delicacy of the Gaodali Kingdom - Steamed Bun Smecta!"
Seeing Zhang Chen's gesture, they knew what Zhang Chen was going to say next.
therefore!
As soon as Zhang Chen uttered the first word "from", everyone burst into laughter.
"Hahaha!"
"No, I'm laughing so hard!"
"What should I do if my stomach hurts when I laugh?"
"Steamed buns? So the dumplings in Bangzi Country are called steamed buns?"
The audience laughed and suddenly began to look forward to it.
I hope Zhang Chen will stop being so funny, they also want to rest for a while!
If they continue to laugh like this, they are afraid that they will never laugh again!
But Zhang Chen is the kind of person who just gives up when he sees something good.Someone?
I said it a million words ago, he is not!
Zhang Chen continued: "Next, I want to popularize some cold knowledge to everyone."
Everyone suppressed their laughter and looked at him curiously.
Zhang Chen said: "The kimchi, the original traditional food of the Godali Kingdom that we just talked about, actually originated from China."
The audience nodded.
Indeed, they have seen this on the Internet before, but the details are not very clear.
Zhang Chen continued: "But since they are willing to say that this is their original creation, let them say it. We don't care anyway, right?"
"right!"
"That's right!"
The audience shouted.
¡°If they heard someone else say this before listening to Zhang Chen¡¯s cross talk, they would definitely have to argue.
but now?
What an argument!
¡° Whatever Bangzi Country wants, let them take it!
Anyway, sooner or later the world belongs to Bangzi Country!
As for us, just remember that we invented the Bangzi Chinese!
Yu Zhen was a little anxious beside him.
Zhang Chen¡¯s condition is so good right now that he can¡¯t keep up.
This is why, Zhang Chen keeps saying to himself at the moment, the reason why he rarely interacts with him.
However, you can¡¯t blame him.
First of all, there are some words in it that Zhang Chen just carried with him.
Secondly, he is not a professional crosstalk actor to begin with, not to mention that it has been five or six years since he last talked about crosstalk.
but!
He was not willing to let Zhang Chen fly alone.
Um!
Mainly because this part is so funny!
He must follow Zhang Chen¡¯s footsteps to become famous in one fell swoop!
At this time, Zhang Chen said again: "I actually don't understand why people in Bangzi Country like to eat pickles so much, and they can't live without it."
Yu Zhen said hurriedly: "Yes, why?"
He barely kept up.
Zhang Chen glanced at him and continued: "I don't know why, but I would like to advise everyone, if you can avoid eating kimchi, try not to eat it, because pickled foods are carcinogenic."
Yu Zhen immediately nodded and said, "Yes, this is all based on science."
The audience subconsciously remembered Zhang Chen¡¯s words in their hearts.
Um!
Be sure to eat less pickled foods!
But the next second!
Zhang Chen suddenly said: "Yes, that's why when we watch TV series from Bangzi Country, we often see two people just getting together, and one of them will become terminally ill soon."
At this point, many viewers burst out laughing.
But Zhang Chen is not finished yet!
He pointed at the camera and said: "Do you think the plot is nonsense? No! It's kimchi!"
As soon as the last sentence "It's kimchi" came out, everyone burst out laughing.
Laughter!
Applause!
Whistle!
Cheers!
Since Zhang Chen started scolding the stick, these voices have never stopped!
Yu Zhen just complained a little bit about Zhang Chen.
This guy is such a bitch!
It was clearly promised that we would take him with us to enjoy the popular and spicy food!
Now he ate and drank all the delicious and spicy food by himself, and in the end not even a bone was left for him!
But now, he finally understands.
It¡¯s not that Zhang Chen refused to take him!
Rather
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