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Yu Zhen nodded, "You're right, this is indeed the basic skill of cross talk."
Zhang Chen immediately said: "Come on for a while!"
Yu Zhen: "Ah? Why am I the only one doing this?"
Zhang Chen tilted his head, "Didn't you just say that this is the basic skill of cross talk? Since it is a basic skill, then you can do a section!"
"good!"
"Let's do it for a while!"
The audience at the scene started to cheer.
Yu Zhen stroked his fingers again and said, "No, wait a minute, isn't this the basic skill you mentioned? Why should I do this?"
"Ah? Really?"
Zhang Chen was stunned for a moment and said, "Forget it, let's continue!"
Yu Zhen hurriedly pulled him and said, "Wait a minute, why do I have to say a paragraph and you can just continue what I said?"
"Zhang Chen comes here!"
"Let's do it for a while!"
The audience at the scene suddenly booed even more fiercely.
When the audience in front of the screen heard these cheers, they were overjoyed.
Many of them have actually heard Zhang Chen say "Report the name of the dish" a long time ago, but they don't think it's too much for this kind of thing, okay?
The biggest characteristic of Chinese people is that they like to watch the excitement!
"Did you hear that? Hurry up!"
Yu Zhen urged Zhang Chen: "Let me give you a section!"
"That's okay."
Zhang Chen said with an indifferent expression: "Just come and go."
He slowly rolled up his sleeves and said in a very slow voice: "I'll treat you to steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail"
Yu Zhen frowned, as if driving a carriage, "Hurry up!"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and moved a little faster than before.
Yu Zhen: “Hurry up!”
Zhang Chen shook his head carelessly, and his speed finally returned to normal.
Yu Zhen: "What are your ink marks on?"
Zhang Chen: "Huang Xin Guan'er, braised white eel, braised rice eel, black bean catfish, pot-roasted carp"
While he stared at Yu Zhen, his speed was much faster than before.
Yu Zhen looked at the audience, then at Zhang Chen, "Can you go faster?"
Zhang Chen stood up straight, dusted off his gown, took a deep breath, and immediately started talking as fast as he could.
Zhang Chen said all the following "Reporting the Name of the Dish"!
"good!"
“Awesome!”
There was nothing funny about this part, but it stunned the audience and made him look like a god for a while!
The speed at which he jumped out was so fast that it was no different from a machine gun!
and!
It’s even more rare to be able to pronounce words so clearly at such a fast speed!
In the past, the fastest person in the "Reporting the Name of the Dish" section was Zhao Jili. Although his speaking speed sounded very fast, if you don't listen carefully, you would not be able to hear what he said.
How does it look like Zhang Chen?
Not only is he faster than Zhao Jili, he can even hear everything he says clearly!
"How is it? Do you accept it?"
Zhang Chen gave himself a thumbs up and asked Yu Zhen.
"Clothes!"
Yu Zhen said, "I don't even have to support you, so I can just obey you, right?"
"Pfft! Haha!"
"Look at this guy!"
Yu Zhen looked at Zhang Chen, and he was actually very surprised.
Zhang Chen knew how to do cross talk, and he was sure of it when he saw the book.
But Guankou?
Those who know understand what you are talking about!
People who don’t know better think you are shooting!
Huh?
What kind of gun?
It is illegal to possess firearms illegally!
WTF?
hand……
A gun?
oh!
That’s okay!
On-site atmosphereThe atmosphere was directly pushed to a peak.
Zhang Chen shook his head and said: "Do you know why I have to carry my mouth?"
Yu Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know you yet? Just to show off!!"
The audience all looked at the two of them laughing, and now they suddenly discovered
Even if the two of them don’t shake off any baggage on stage, just making jokes like this is actually more interesting than Zhao Jili’s cross talk!
On the stage.
Zhang Chen shook his head and said: "No! You are wrong. I am actually doing it for"
Seeing him pause, Yu Zhen asked doubtfully, "Why?"
Zhang Chen chuckled and said slyly: "Of course it's for the water word count!"
"Poof!"
"Fuck!"
“Ouch, you made me laugh so hard!”
The audience all laughed and started to boo.
Yu Zhen looked at Zhang Chen impatiently and said, "Okay, hurry up, someone will complain soon and you will be banned!"
"Hey!"
The audience started to boo again.
But it has to be said that this is what they are worried about.
Now the international students, acting stars in Huaxia, all complaints on the Internet.
“Maybe the next second, Zhang Chen and Yu Zhen will be killed!
Zhang Chen shivered exaggeratedly and said: "Yes, we have to go on quickly, and we must not waste any more words Um, no, we must not waste any more time!"
"Hey!"
"Ha ha!"
Yu Zhen stared at him, "Then hurry up."
"Good job!"
Zhang Chen nodded, but then made no move.
"What's wrong?"
Yu Zhen said doubtfully.
Zhang Chen slapped his forehead and said, "I forgot where I just said it!"
"Hi!"
Yu Zhen smiled helplessly and reminded, "Didn't you just say that you envied your colleagues in Bangzi Country?"
"Oh yes!"
Zhang Chen nodded and said: "Just now, there are 108 dishes, and you can't do without one. I think it would be great if I was born in the country of Bangzi. It would be very easy to memorize."
Yu Zhen: "Really? Then come on!"
Zhang Chen cleared his throat and said, "I'll treat you to kimchi smecta, kimchi smecta, and kimchi smecta!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"This guy is so funny!"
“Emma, ??it’s true, besides kimchi, the only thing in Bangzi Country is spicy cabbage!”
The audience all burst out laughing.
Yu Zhen nodded and said, "It's quite simple."
Zhang Chen waved his hand and said, "When I went there, I realized that the names of their dishes were actually longer than ours!"
Yu Zhen: "Hey, is that right? Why don't you work harder?"
"Ha ha!"
"One more section!"
"I haven't heard enough yet!"
The audience booed one after another.
Zhang Chen waved his hand and said: "Okay, this chapter will be over soon. If you go down further, the sea will really be filled with water!"
Yu Zhen: "It's true. Didn't a friend who reads the book say so? A fish leaves the water, so the water dies!"
Zhang Chen: “Who says it’s not the case?”
Yu Zhen: "Then you have to show it to us, right? Otherwise we won't understand!"
Zhang Chen: "Okay, let me tell you briefly. First of all, their first 108 dishes are exactly the same as ours!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"Fuck!"
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