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"But in fact, Sun Wukong had just taken office for less than a year. How could he have eaten all the peaches?"
"In addition to the Seven Fairies' accusations, the Barefoot Immortal also said that he was deceived by the monkey and made him stay in the Tongming Hall for nothing!"
"Please, please? We are all adults. Let alone the Peach Blossom Party in Tongming Hall, there is not even an ordinary banquet. Even a fool knows there is a scam! Then why does the Barefoot Immortal stay in Tongming Hall for one night?"
"When the losses were calculated later, the security guards and waiters of the Peach Club also blamed all the elixir and wine they had stolen on Sun Wukong's head!"
"How clever the Jade Emperor is! He followed the trend and immediately sent heavenly soldiers and generals plus super foreign aid Tathagata Buddha to imprison the monkey at the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain!"
"So! This matter has been a conspiracy since Sun Wukong first ascended to heaven and became the Monkey King!"
After listening to Zhang Chen’s words, all the netizens in the live broadcast room didn’t know what to say.
Their childhood has been completely ruined by Zhang Chen!
A feeling of hopelessness is gradually spreading between them.
Zhang Chen smacked his lips and said with emotion: "So, sometimes when the leader suddenly agrees to your unreasonable request, it does not necessarily mean that he thinks you are awesome, but it may be that he has set up a trap and is waiting for you to get into it! "
After saying that, he suddenly stared at the camera, smiled, and said, "Isn't that right? Zhao Qingshan!"
"Damn it! Why did you mention Zhao Qingshan again?"
"Brother Chen, that's enough! We all know that you have a grudge against Zhao Qingshan, so you don't have to talk about him all the time, right?"
"Awesome plus! Brother Chen is definitely the most vengeful person I have ever seen!"
"We are talking about serious things, please don't make trouble, okay?"
Netizens rolled their eyes one after another.
but!
Qingfeng Entertainment!
Zhao Qingshan suddenly shrank his pupils!
What Zhang Chen just said is right!
really!
He asked the Legal Department to delete the lawyer’s letter not long ago, so he didn’t really give in!
Rather, I want to take the opportunity to paralyze Zhang Chen, and then wait until the court is in session to beat him down in one fell swoop!
He didn’t tell anyone about this idea, he just thought about it several times in his mind!
But how did Zhang Chen know?
??Could he be able to read minds?
But even if you can read minds, you can't read this far, right?
He and Zhang Chen are thousands of miles apart!
All right!
Zhang Chen was indeed just guessing!
He just glanced at the surveillance on the computer and found that Zhao Qingshan was actually watching his live broadcast, so he threatened him with ill intentions.
Um!
Now it seems that the effect is still very good!
After a little trouble with Zhao Qingshan, Zhang Chen continued: "Let's continue to summarize and see how wronged Sun Wukong is!"
"After Zhang Chen has caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, all the immortals will report their losses."
"The Queen Mother: Destroyed 3,000 acres of peaches, resulting in hundreds of millions of losses!"
"Tai Shang Laojun: Destroy 1 million pills, worth hundreds of millions!"
"Marshal Tianpeng: 20 million cubic meters of Tianhe's top-quality drinking water was polluted, and 10 million silver is needed to restore it!"
"The Barefoot Immortal: Destroyed 5,000 pairs of finished shoes from the Tianting Shoe Factory and discounted them to one million taels of silver!"
“In the end, Sun Wukong was sentenced to 500 years in prison for maliciously damaging public property.”
Hearing what he said, everyone raised their eyebrows.
Return to Tianting Shoe Factory?
Tianhe’s best drinking water?
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Zhang Chen continued to make nonsense: "When Sun Wukong received the verdict, he felt extremely wronged and sighed:
My old grandson just ate a peach and found that there were pesticide residues, so he went to Laojun and took a bezoar detoxification pill.
Later, I was thirsty and went to Tianhe to drink some water. When I drank, the water wet my shoes. I asked the Barefoot Immortal for a pair. How come he was sentenced to 500 years? "
All right!
This time everyone finally found it a little funny.
Even if it’s not funny, considering how hard Zhang Chen works, they still have to express it!
“Brother Chen is awesome!”
"Hahaha! This shows thatWhat? When buying fruits, make sure they are natural and pollution-free! "
"My calculator is broken, and now only one key can still be used. I will give this key to Brother Chen - 666666!"
"So is it back again? Because I ate a peach with pesticides on it, I was sentenced to five hundred years?"
"Damn it! It's true! Did you really come back?"
"Brother Chen's last joke is simply a typical case of making a big loss out of a small gain!"
Looking at the barrage, Zhang Chen blinked.
Are you really coming back?
I caught a big piece of grass!
Is this okay?
No!
It doesn’t matter if he can do it or not!
Just go back!
It means he is awesome!
so!
What’s there to be embarrassed about?
"Haha! This is all trivial, trivial!"
Zhang Chen said humbly, while finally remembering that he seemed to have gone astray just now.
He continued: "Come on, please invite the next inmate!"
This time, he finally let it slip!
"Pfft! Inmate?"
"Haha! I just said that I just heard the word "prison", but I didn't expect that it turned out to be a prisoner?"
“Grandma is so stupid, Brother Chen’s title is awesome!”
"Inmate? I'm really convinced this time!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Brother Chen's brain circuit is really strange!"
“I really had something to ask just now, but now I suddenly don’t dare to ask it anymore.”
Netizens really laughed this time.
The word "inmate" alone is worth more than a hundred jokes!
Zhang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth.
Grass!
You guys are so easy to dismiss, why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Fortunately, my brother has been hiding it carefully, for fear of saying the wrong thing!
"Okay, Zhang San was beaten to death by Li Si just after he was released from prison. The cell is empty. Which brave man can come and check it out?"
Zhang Chen said simply.
The live broadcast room became quiet again.
If everyone is not on the Internet, but in reality.
So that’s probably it…
Look at me, your eyes are telling me, come on, come on!
I look at you and tell you with my eyes, why don’t you get on the horse?
Although the word "inmate" just now is funny, who cares?
It can’t be them anyway!
"What's going on? Is it stuck?"
Zhang Chen looked at the number of people online and thought his network was stuck.
He couldn’t help but pick up his phone and take a picture.