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Hearing Zhang Chen¡¯s brief description, some of the male fans¡¯ eyes instantly lit up.
??A male, and seven beauties?
Oh my God!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Could this be
It won¡¯t be that kind of yellow, shy little story, right?
I didn¡¯t expect Brother Chen to be so playful!
There was also a small group of female fans who blushed in embarrassment and quietly started peeing.
But they don¡¯t know why, but they are vaguely looking forward to it.
Seven beauties?
Will Brother Chen reveal his criteria for choosing a mate?
Zhang Chen didn¡¯t know what the fans were thinking, so he casually said: ¡°This story starts from a long, long time ago. Well, you all know about Nusnail¡¯s patching up of the sky, right?¡±
Everyone was stunned.
Nuwa mends the sky?
Isn¡¯t it a shy little story?
Why did you start with Nuwa mending the sky?
Zhang Chen continued: "It is said that when Nvwo repaired the sky, she made a total of 36,501 stones, and the remaining one was useless"
This time!
Before he could finish speaking, everyone reacted.
"Damn it! Isn't this talking about "Journey to the West"?"
"Brother Chen, are you talking about Sun Wukong and the Seven Fairies?"
"At first, Brother Chen said he was male. I thought I heard it wrong, but I didn't expect it to be male!"
"Zhang, you are awesome!"
"Brother, if I believe you again, I will take your last name!"
Netizens cursed in the live broadcast room.
Zhang Chen was engrossed in what he was talking about, when he suddenly froze when he saw the barrage.
so?
It¡¯s over before it even begins?
Although he has changed the world and many things are different, the trajectory of history is always similar.
Not only are people like Emperor Qin, Han Wu, Emperor Tang and Song Zu still there, but even "Journey to the West" and the other three and four great classics are real in this world.
Therefore, Zhang Chen often had to wonder what kind of world he had come to.
?Perhaps, it¡¯s just someone¡¯s daydream? Just thinking?
"Okay, now that you all know it, I won't brag to you!"
After being exposed, Zhang Chen not only didn¡¯t feel embarrassed at all, but also looked like you were not cooperating at all.
Netizens in the live broadcast room rolled their eyes.
That¡¯s it. If it were any other star who dared to dislike fans like this, he would have finished his game long ago!
"What I want to tell you is the story of Sun Wukong and the Seven Fairies!"
Zhang Chen shook his head and said: "Then the question is, after Sun Wukong settled the Seven Fairies in Pantaoyuan, what did he do to be suppressed under Wuzhishan for five hundred years?"
This time, all netizens were confused.
What did Sun Wukong do after he immobilized the Seven Fairies?
??????????????????????????????????????????????
Scratch your cheeks!
Many people even imitated Sun Wukong¡¯s classic moves unconsciously.
But no matter how much they want to conquer the sky, they still can¡¯t figure out what exactly Sun Wukong did to be suppressed for five hundred years?
This time!
Zhang Chen chuckled and asked again: "Do you really think that Sun Wukong did nothing by immobilizing the Seven Fairies?"
Then!
He said solemnly: "Do you think Dayu really didn't do anything when he passed through the house three times without entering? Don't forget that his wife later turned into the Wangfu Stone, and Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone! What's more important Yes, Dayu¡¯s Sea-Dinging Needle still listens to Sun Wukong¡¯s words!¡±
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
The high-end communication methods research meeting has started again.
After being confused by Zhang Chen¡¯s question, many netizens were confused by what he said.
But Zhang Chen didn¡¯t end his rhetoric!
He was still gushing: "Do you really think that Sun Wukong did nothing to immobilize the Seven Fairies? What happened to Calabash Baby? Why did they become a stone after they merged?"
"Do you think Calabash Baby did nothing after suppressing the snake spirit? Then how did the Dragon Balls come out? And do you think that after Sun Wukong?Why are you searching for the Dragon Balls all over the world? "
Yes!
"Coincidentally with the previous life, this world not only has "Journey to the West", but also "Calabash Baby" and "Dragon Balls".
But the joke Zhang Chen just told was already popular in his previous life, and this is the first time anyone in this world has heard of it.
"Damn it! My world view has completely collapsed!"
"What should I do? All the classics I watched when I was a child were completely ruined by Brother Chen doing this!"
"Brother Chen, you idiot! You gave me back my youth No! You gave me back my childhood!"
"Mom sells batches, why should I walk into this live broadcast room?"
¡°I wonder if it¡¯s too late for me to take the regret medicine now?¡±
Every one of the netizens in the live broadcast room collapsed!
Zhang Chen couldn't help but curl his lips.
snort!
It¡¯s just you, do you still want to fight with your buddies?
All right!
Actually, at the beginning, he wanted to tell everyone about it as a joke about "stealing a few peaches and being suppressed for five hundred years."
But as his nonsense was discovered by everyone, he simply broke the pot and told this joke about his previous life.
In short, it¡¯s just one sentence!
You destroy my "Paradise", and I will destroy your entire music world!
You ruin my jokes, and I will ruin your entire childhood!
More ruthless?
I, Zhang, have never been afraid!
"Okay, now let's study the real reason why Sun Wukong was suppressed for five hundred years just because he stole a few peaches!"
Zhang Chen¡¯s face turned serious for a rare moment, and he said seriously.
Everyone was stunned again.
Again?
¡°Isn¡¯t it because of what I did to the Seven Fairies
Nonsence!
Sun Wukong didn¡¯t do anything to the Seven Fairies in the first place, okay?
?????? Zhang Chen is such a bastard!
You give me back my childhood!
¡°But Zhang Chen doesn¡¯t care about this and is still destroying everyone¡¯s childhood in a big way.
"Actually, this matter was a conspiracy from the beginning!"
Zhang Chen wrinkled his nose and said seriously: "Think about it, the Jade Emperor knows that Sun Wukong likes to eat peaches, why did he arrange his mansion next to the Peach Garden? And let him directly take charge of the Peach Garden?"
Everyone was shocked again.
Hearing what Zhang Chen said, they immediately and unconsciously followed Zhang Chen's train of thought and agreed with Zhang Chen's point of view just now.
This matter was a conspiracy from the beginning!
Then!
Zhang Chen himself didn¡¯t realize that what he was talking about now was gradually running counter to his original purpose of starting this live broadcast.
"First of all, let's take a look at what crimes Sun Wukong is accused of."
"One is eating all the big peaches in the Peach Garden, and the other is murdering and torturing the seven fairies."
"I won't mention the torture. It's very clear in the original text that Sun Wukong only immobilized the Seven Fairies and didn't lift a finger against them."
"So what about the first one? A few days ago I came across a horizontal bar that had become a spirit. He counted it for me on his fingers and said that there are a total of 3,600 peach trees in the Peach Garden"
"Under normal circumstances, there are 100 peaches on a peach tree, which adds up to 360,000 peaches. Even if Sun Wukong eats ten peaches a day, it will take him a hundred years!" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel .com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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