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"Hundreds of pink and jade little lolita, all dressed in red and holding small wooden sticks in their hands, are surrounding the new house. This is the third level that Daniel is about to facebeating the groom!
This custom can be said to be a manifestation of women's rights. Before entering the bridal chamber, the groom is given a slap in the face to let him know how to love his wife in the future. It is said that the harder the beating, the more prosperous the couple will be in the future. There are even cases where the groom is directly beaten. The cases of beatings to death clearly show the horror of women!
According to marriage customs, the important task of beating the groom should be taken by the bride¡¯s female relatives, but ¡®Tofu Xishi¡¯ was alone, so hundreds of little lolita were invited to help out!
Looking at the large array of Lolita in front of him, Da Niu really wanted to cry. He was being beaten by a group of little girls. He couldn't touch them, but couldn't hide. What was even more terrifying was that under the command of the 'eldest sister' Xiao Jing, they It even vaguely formed a formation, sealing all entrances, making it impossible to sneak in.
Fortunately, there is always a road ahead. According to the rules, the groom can ask a few friends to help. Good brothers drink wine together and endure sticks together, so the worry has changed from one person to three people, Daniel , Xiao Yi, Ma Liu!
"What should I do? This time the game is too big!" Seeing such a formation, Xiao Yi was also at a loss. When designing the third level, Xiaojing volunteered, thinking that a little girl could play any tricks, Le Yile , forget about letting the water go, I didn¡¯t expect such a big formation to be played. Is this the Eight Gate Golden Lock Formation?
"What should Xiao Lang do?" Xiao Yi is the most resourceful among the three. When Newton was young, he put all his hopes on whether he could successfully enter the bridal chamber.
"Don't be afraid, they are just a bunch of little lolita, easy to deal with!" Xiao Yi managed to calm down and began to think about countermeasures, "Thank you for your hard work, your favorite osmanthus cake has been prepared in the kitchen, go and eat it. It won¡¯t happen if it¡¯s too late!¡±
Little Lolita are all greedy, and sweet-scented osmanthus cake is their favorite. They usually go to the kitchen in groups to eat it secretly. For this reason, they have to battle wits and courage with the "Fat Liu" of the Fire Tou Army, and often win big prizes. Total victory, of course, it is also inseparable from the element of "fat Liu", innocent and cute little loli, who doesn't like it!
Sure enough, as soon as the ¡®killer¡¯ sweet-scented osmanthus cake came out, there was a lot of swallowing sound, and some little lolita¡¯s feet were a little stunned. The attraction of food is something that no child can resist.
"No one is allowed to move, keep to the formation, and whoever dares to run around will be punished by not eating sweet-scented osmanthus cake for a month!" At the critical moment, the eldest lady Da Jing took action and stabilized people's hearts with her words!
Sure enough, the slightly loose formation immediately became compact again. It seems that Xiaojing¡¯s prestige is really not that high!
"What should we do? Xiao Lang, think of a way!" Seeing that the moon was rising high, but he had not yet stepped into the wedding room, Da Niu couldn't help but get anxious. He could only urge Xiao Yi while asking The tofu Xishi in the wedding room shouted loudly that she would get in soon, so the beautiful woman should not be anxious!
"I don't believe you are not tempted!" This time Xiao Yi took out a large handful of copper coins from his arms and threw a bunch of flowers into the sky. Money can make people go around, should it work this time?
Unfortunately, it was still useless. The little lolita stood their ground and proudly recited their own children's songs:
The Detachment of Women is pretty,
? Red clothes, red trousers, red coat!
Mung bean cake, I don¡¯t want it!
Copper coins are all over the ground
"What should I do? Although women are young, they are still difficult to deal with. What can make them tempted?" Xiao Yi squatted on the ground and touched his chin depressedly, thinking about it and couldn't think of a solution. Hulao Pass is not that difficult. Beat it!
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????¡ When Xiao Yi, as smart as Xiao Yi, couldn't think of a solution, the big cow who never likes to use his brain suddenly had an idea and came up with a solution!
It seems that the temptation of entering the bridal chamber can improve a man¡¯s IQ!
"Xiao Lang, we are good brothers, right?"
"Well, that's right!" Xiao Yi touched it. I don't know why Daniel suddenly asked this!
"You can go through fire and water for your brother's happiness, so do it without hesitation!"
"no problem!"
"Okay, then I'm sorry!" Da Niu smiled sheepishly and suddenly shouted to the group of little lolita, "Xiao Lang is also getting married today. He said whoever is the first to throw himself into his arms will kiss him. Once he speaks, whoever it is will be the bride!"
"Wow! Brother Xiao Yi's bride?"
"I want to make it, no one can take it from me! It's mine, three pieces of mung bean cake, give it to me"
"Ah! Let'sSorry, why are you still here? "
"Wow! Run!" When they discovered that Xiao Yi had woken up, the lolita people who had finished their prank scattered away
That night, Xiao Yi, who had been tortured for a long time, couldn't help but have a nightmare. Lolita who couldn't see the edge were lined up in front of him and took turns kissing her. The frankincense-scented saliva almost drowned him, endlessly, Until there was a cute little loli in red standing in front of him!
"Brother Wuchou, do you still remember me?"
"Who are you?" Xiao Yi thought hard in the dream, "Brother Wuchou, no one has called him this name for a long time. The lolita in the camp all call him Brother Xiao Yi, and Xiaojing just calls him brother"
"You forgot about me so quickly. It seems I have to leave a mark for you!" The little lolita in red seemed to be disappointed, then she smiled slyly and suddenly showed her small white teeth towards his arm. Bite it hard
"Ah!" Xiao Yi woke up from his dream and hurriedly stretched out his arm to take a look. Two rows of tooth-shaped scars were clearly visible. This was a souvenir left by the 'Queen' for him after they had been separated for several years. , I wonder if she is okay?
"General, eight hundred miles of Chang'an military report!"
"Bring it here!" Patting his still dizzy head, Xiao Yi hurriedly opened the military newspaper. The words on it were very simple:
"More than 100,000 Xiliang rebels besieged Chang'an and the city was broken. Situ Wang Yun jumped to the "Five Phoenix Tower" to die. Lu Bu escaped from the pass and disappeared. Now the power of the imperial court is divided among the four powerful generals of Xiliang!"
"Mr. Situ, have a good journey!" The paper fell, and history continued to move forward according to its original trajectory (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com