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It¡¯s the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and it¡¯s time to name your names on the gold list!
These are the two happy events that all men in the world dream of. However, there is no imperial examination system in this era, so getting married has become the happiest moment for a man, and today is a good day for big cows!
Marriage is a major event in life. One must respect the ancestors and renew the incense. Not only must there be "three matchmakers and six betrothals", but also many etiquettes such as "asking, accepting, soliciting, inviting, welcoming," are also not allowed. Young master, from the beginning of the appointment to the final ceremony, if it doesn't take a year and a half, you won't even be able to touch the door of the bridal chamber!
However, special situations are treated specially. How can we have the time and energy to go through the red tape at this time? In the end, the relatives and elders on both sides discussed it and simply kept everything simple and made the simplest, most trouble-free and fastest¡ª¡ª -Military wedding!
The so-called military wedding means that you welcome the bride in the morning, salute in the afternoon, and go directly to the bridal chamber in the evening. Everything else is free. If you go quickly, you can have a fat son in ten months!
Of course, she was the only one in the whole family on 'Tofu Xishi''s side, and there were only two good friends on Daniu's side, Xiao Yi and Ma Liu. The so-called relatives on both sides were just the four of them who got together and muttered for a while. It's settled, the specific situation is that Xiao Yi speaks alone, the other three people nod, and everything is settled!
There is no matchmaker, it doesn¡¯t matter, Ma Liu is the matchmaker for the man, and Xiao Yi is the matchmaker for the woman. After all, he has eaten from other people¡¯s tofu, so he can be considered half of his mother¡¯s family!
There is no witness, so Xiao Yi will be the one!
There is no officiant, so Xiao Yi will be the one!
With his status as the governor of Shanyang County and General Ying Yang, it is enough to do this.
Finally, I asked an expert from outside the world to choose a zodiac festival. Of course, this job still belonged to Xiao Yi. Don't forget that he was the authentic 'Chunyang Temple Master', a figure with Taoist robes. So Xiao Yi reached out and made calculations. It would be better to choose a day. Today is the day!
At the command, the entire camp became lively, with red flags waving and gongs and drums roaring. The camp was reorganized inside and outside, and everyone put on their best clothes. A large red tent was erected in the camp as a wedding room. Everything is in order!
In order to celebrate the wedding, Xiao Yi specially ordered that all the sergeants should have enough food and wine. Even the families of the refugees were given three liters of rice, one piece of cloth, two kilograms of meat, and a jug of wine for adult men. Everyone was given With a smile.
"The auspicious time has arrived! The groom is here to welcome the bride!"
With a loud shout, the groom, who had been scrubbed six times, appeared. Today, Daniel was wearing a full set of armor, a red cloak, a red cross on his chest, and riding a "spotted leopard". He was really energetic. Ma Wei Feng', and then went out boasting and beating, surrounded by a large group of personal guards.
Xiao Yi also found these trumpeters from the military camp overnight. Not to mention, his subordinates are really talented. They can play, play, play, sing, and more. With a greeting, a large group came. Of course, Among them, there are also a few people who are just pretending to be there in order to have wedding drinks. Without even looking at the wedding drums, they have beaten the rhythm of a battlefield charge. Those who don't know better think that they are going to steal the bride!
A large group of people circled Shanyang City for three times, making everyone see it, and then ran back to the camp to pick up the bride. There was no way, there was no one in the 'Tofu Xishi' family, and the military camp was her natal family.
As for the person responsible for sending off the bride, it is still Xiao Yi!
It stands to reason that when the bride goes out, her natal brother should be responsible for carrying it out and handing it over to the groom. But 'Tofu Xishi' is all alone. It would be too shabby if there is no one to send the bride to In the end, the bride has no hands. With one finger, Xiao Yi should be the one to carry it. Who told him to eat other people's tofu?
"What? I'll carry it?"
Xiao Yi, who was already so busy that he was on his back, almost fell down. How could he ever carry a woman on his back at this age, let alone a bride? But the 'Tofu Xishi' said something, and if Xiao Yi didn't carry it on his back, she wouldn't go out. Let the war drums beat loudly outside the camp gate!
"Okay, I'll carry it!" For the sake of brothers, it's okay to do whatever it takes, let alone carrying a woman!
Xiao Yi, who was also dressed in military uniform, walked up to the bride, turned around and squatted down. His body, which could even lift a huge cauldron, was trembling slightly at this time. It was said that once a big girl got on the sedan, she could This is also the first time for him to carry a bride on his back!
'Tofu Xishi' is quite generous. She jumped on Xiao Yi's back and allowed the famous 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' to carry him out. She has both dignity and face. How many women in the world can be like this? blessing.
"I was deceived by you two brothers!" Tofu Xishi was not honest at all on her back, so she pinched herIt¡¯s a game, but it¡¯s too dangerous. If you accidentally hurt the groom, the ¡®bean curd beauty¡¯ waiting in the red tent will definitely not be able to spare him!
Women are much more powerful than bulls!
The big bull rushed over in an instant. The big bull stepped sideways and cleverly got out of the way. Then he slapped the bull's back hard with a backhand like lightning. The force was so powerful that the beast couldn't help but stagger its steps and lost it. With no sense of direction, he hit the guardrail with his head, causing the hard barrier to shake. The few unlucky guys who were sitting on it and watching fell to the outside of the field. The crowd of onlookers all exclaimed, exciting. Afterwards, they shouted and cheered desperately, and the tough factor in human blood was completely stimulated.
"Okay, come again!" In the arena, Daniel kept changing his pace, and his fighting spirit was also stimulated. 'Big Bull vs. Big Bull' will become a good story if it spreads!
The giant bull roared and charged towards me again, but after learning the lesson from last time, its arrogance could not help but weaken by three points. It is the same with all animals. They bully the weak and fear the strong. If you are strong, they will be weak. They will only surrender to the true king!
With a roar, Da Niu did not dodge this time, but rushed forward, grabbed the horns, and the veins on his arms bulged, and began to fight with strength. I saw everyone and the beast in the arena roaring continuously, Da Niu All four hooves sank into the ground, and the hair all over its body stood up. The cow's eyes were wide open, which showed that it had tried its best!
"Kill it! Kill it!" One person and one cow were deadlocked in the middle of the field. The crowd around them kept shouting and cheering, everyone shouted at the top of their lungs. Many people even shouted hoarse and had no choice but to clap their hands desperately!
The stand was high, Xiao Yi had already fully drawn the bow string, and the three-sided armor-piercing awl was steadily aiming at the heart of the big bull. If there was any slight movement, he would immediately kill him with one arrow. As for the fairness of a gladiatorial fight, I'm sorry, but in this world There is no fairness between people, let alone an animal!
At this time, the situation in the field suddenly changed. Daniel suddenly dodged slightly, fixed his left foot on the ground like a drill, and kicked the bull's hoof with his right foot like a hook. At the same time, taking advantage of the opponent's unstable center of gravity, he twisted the bull's head with both hands. With a wild roar, the big bull finally fell heavily to the ground!
"Okay! Okay! Okay!"
Taking advantage of the opportunity when the giant bull fell to the ground, the big bull grasped the horns tightly with both hands, exerted all his strength, and pressed his whole body up. With a "click" sound, he forcibly broke the bull's neck, and with a sound Screaming, the giant bull finally died, leaving only its four hooves still twitching. Although it was a loser, it had tried its best in the competition of life
Taking a deep breath, when Daniel got up from the ground, he raised his hands high and saw two curved black broken horns in his hands. The 'horned man', the invincible myth finally reappeared today. !
"General Ox is mighty! He is so brave and invincible" The crowd of onlookers immediately became excited, rushed into the arena, lifted the big bull high, and threw it into the air again and again, cheering the warrior's victory with their infinite admiration!
Others pulled out their swords and pounced on the big bull that fell to the ground. The meat of this kind of bullfight is the best in the world, because after a fight, the essence and blood of the bull are absorbed into the meat, making it taste fresh and tender. It is incomparable, and eating bullfighting meat can also strengthen the body and prevent all diseases, which is especially good for children. Many people cut off a piece of meat and take it back to feed their boys and girls. I hope that it can also be eaten at home in the future. A 'man who pulls out the horns' emerges.
In the blink of an eye, the big bull, which weighed over a thousand kilograms, was snatched away by everyone, not even the bones were left. Those who were slow and did not grab the meat immediately looked around for their relatives and friends, hoping to feed their sons more evenly. Go back and get a bone! Making bone soup is a good way for children to strengthen their bodies. In the eyes of a nation of foodies, everything is valuable!
"Okay, well done!" Xiao Yi put down his bow and arrow, raised his thumbs with both hands, and praised sincerely. After all these years of training, Daniel has finally become a brave and invincible general. But don't be happy yet. Military Marriage Three Pass, this is just the first two passes!
The second level is already so intense, so you can imagine the final third level
¡°Daniu, enjoy it, it¡¯s not that easy to get a wife! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com