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- "Can we stop laughing?" Young Master Wang asked with a face like Guan Gong.
"No, hahaha you are too funny. I have not received professional training, so you can't blame me."
Jiang Siming wanted to pick up the glass and take a sip of wine, but he didn't expect to laugh too hard and spill the wine.
It¡¯s really not his fault. Who would have thought that a young man from a wealthy family and a veteran of flowers could tell such a humble and poignant record of picking up girls?
"Damn it, just laugh, you deserve to die from laughing, I'm leaving!"
Mr. Wang was so angry that he couldn't stay any longer, so he got up and left.
¡°I really shouldn¡¯t have asked this guy, Old J, for advice today. Not only did I learn nothing, but I was even annoyed by his Versailles language, and it¡¯s still being treated as a joke.
Thinking about it, Mr. Wang felt depressed. He just wanted to pursue a true love. Is this wrong?
¡°You don¡¯t want to hear me tell you some tricks for picking up girls?¡± Jiang Siming shouted.
Young Master Wang¡¯s feet suddenly felt like they were filled with lead. He immediately stopped walking, turned back, and asked excitedly: ¡°What¡¯s the trick? Tell me quickly!¡±
"I don't know." Jiang Siming shook his head.
Young Master Wang¡¯s face turned even darker and he said, ¡°Are you kidding me?¡±
Jiang Siming said with a sarcastic smile: "Don't worry, listen to me. Although I don't know how to pick up girls, my wives can."
"Huh? Your wife knows how to pick up girls?" Mr. Wang looked shocked.
"Yes, my wife group often gives me advice on how to pick up new girls and introduce 'new people' to my family. They also help me identify the quality, character, etc. of the 'new people', otherwise my family would not have so many girls." Jiang Siming confessed.
Young Master Wang's eyes turned green, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh my god, what kind of world is this! Why is the gap in treatment between men so big?"
Young Master Wang originally thought that Jiang Siming was using various means to trick the wives at home into accepting the new man he was looking for outside.
But I didn¡¯t expect that, on the contrary, I don¡¯t have to take the initiative to look for him at all. My wife can help her husband find a new love by herself.
Is there any law of heaven? Is there any Wang Fa?
??Old Swan, please reward me with a thunderbolt to kill this guy Old J! It¡¯s so irritating!
"Do you want to know? Forget it if you don't want to."
"You must! You must! Hurry, I will go to your house with you and ask your wives for advice." Young Master Wang urged.
"Put it down, other men are not welcome in my home." Jiang Siming refused without thinking.
¡°I¡¯m going to tell you, you¡¯re too ****. Do you really think your home is a palace and there can¡¯t be other men in the backyard?¡± Young Master Wang complained.
¡°This guy¡¯s hidden beauty is too exaggerated.
Jiang Siming shrugged and said, "Not only am I not welcome, but my wives are not welcome either. If you don't want them to throw you out, I can take you to try."
"Young Master Wang wanted to be a tough guy for once and just say whoever is afraid of whom, just go. How can a grown man like himself be afraid of a group of women?"
But then I thought about it, today¡¯s Dragon Boat Festival live broadcast, Jiang Siming¡¯s ladies all know how to fly, they are obviously hermits above the heaven level.
"If they wanted to throw him out, a helpless young man, they wouldn't have to worry about it.
Thinking of this, Mr. Wang's back felt cold, and he quickly shook his head and said: "Forget it, if I don't go to your house, how can I ask for a routine?"
"Let me make a call." Jiang Siming said kindly.
He also couldn¡¯t bear to see his brother getting more and more aggressive because of a girl, so that he would go out and say that he was his brother later, which would be too embarrassing.
"That's fine too, just hurry up and fight." Young Master Wang is full of curiosity. Apart from making money, he is most active in picking up girls.
Jiang Siming had no choice but to call his wife at home and give them a rough description of the matter.
Who would have known that after hearing what happened to Young Master Wang, the wives were very curious and asked Jiang Siming to send over the chat records between Young Master Wang and the Internet celebrity.
Young Master Wang originally disagreed, but they said they would take action after reading the records, so he had no choice but to agree.
But when Jiang Siming sent the record home, there was no movement on the other end of the phone. They were probably all looking at the record.
But after a while, their laughter could be heard.
Everyone was laughing, their branches were trembling, and their bellies were laughing.
"Giggle, giggle I really can't believe that the eldest young master of the Wang family needs to be so humble when chasing girls?"
"This is too funny. Is this really what President Wang can say? I remember that in my impression, Mr. Wang on the Internet is very unruly. Why is the reality different from the one on the Internet?"
"Also, these words are so greasy, they are all earthy love words, no wonder I didn¡¯t win her. "
"It's just that this kind of earthy love talk was useless ten years ago. It's really not elegant."
Listening to the teasing of the girls on the other end of the phone, Mr. Wang¡¯s face turned red quickly again.
The secretary next to him couldn't help it anymore, so he smiled. He took the opportunity, slapped him on the head, and then kicked him out.
"Get out!" Young Master Wang was furious.
The secretary was very wronged and muttered in a low voice: "I just laughed, they were all laughing, and they were laughing so loudly, Master, why don't you go to them to settle the score"
Young Master Wang¡¯s eyes widened, and he picked up the teapot and was about to throw it away. The secretary was so frightened that he ran away quickly.
¡°You¡¯re kidding, does he dare to settle accounts with those women on the phone? I wouldn't dare to mess with him even if I had ten guts.
Young Master Wang took back the teapot angrily and gave Jiang Siming a resentful look.
Jiang Siming simply pretended not to see it and allowed his wife to laugh.
"Can you tell them to stop laughing?" Young Master Wang whispered his request.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Siming turned against her on the spot and said, "What's wrong? My wife is so happy, why don't you allow it? Do you still want their help?"
"That's okay, you continue." Mr. Wang said helplessly with a bitter face.
He can¡¯t afford to offend Jiang Siming, and he can¡¯t afford to offend Jiang Siming¡¯s wife. Alas, this family likes to base their happiness on the pain of others. They despise her! Severe contempt!
Fortunately, after the girls laughed enough, they didn¡¯t stop helping, but actually started to make suggestions.
Listening to their chattering discussion on the other end of the phone, Mr. Wang anxiously waited for the results.
Jiang Siming and he couldn't get a word in, so they had no choice but to talk about themselves nearby.
"You seem to be serious this time, are you really tempted?" Jiang Siming asked with a smile.
Young Master Wang smiled awkwardly and said, "Didn't I say that I can't talk about being tempted, but I'm just not convinced."
"What is her attitude towards you?" Jiang Siming asked casually.
"Before, he was quite nice to me and promised to go to the concert with me, but then he suddenly ignored me for some unknown reason." Young Master Wang said depressedly.
"That's probably because the other party wants to whet your appetite." Jiang Siming guessed.
Young Master Wang snorted: "So I just want to catch her, handle her well, and admit my mistakes to me!"
At this time, Mr. Wang¡¯s secretary came in and said, ¡°Master, there is news about that woman!¡±
"Oh? Did you admit your mistake?" Young Master Wang was delighted.
The secretary shook her head and said, "No, she just exposed the chat history between you and her."
Mr. Wang: ""
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