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- ¡°I really don¡¯t know how to pick up girls, girls pick up on me.¡±
These words were like a dagger, piercing into Wang Shao's heart, causing blood to pour out.
"How shameless are you?" Wang Shao complained.
Jiang Siming shrugged and replied: "I can't help you if you don't believe me."
This face of Versailles made Mr. Wang want to give him a slap in the face.
But if you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it.
¡°This guy¡¯s peach-shaped face alone is enough to fascinate many women.
When he first met Jiang Siming, this kid was just a poor loser and a young anchor.
At that time, Jiang Siming was already single.
¡° Even if I go abroad to play a game, I can still pick up a top-notch woman like Lin Yuner.
He was a hot star at the time, but Jiang Siming was just a small anchor.
These two people can create sparks. If you say Jiang Siming took the initiative to pursue them, Lao Wang really doesn¡¯t believe it.
¡°It must be Lin Yoona¡¯s good impression of Jiang Siming that brings them together.
Not to mention the current Jiang Siming, this boy has all the advantages that a woman fantasizes about in her partner, and it is completely normal for him to be pursued by a woman.
But these words were very harsh, and I wanted to beat him.
"Then I didn't treat you to a meal in vain?" Wang Shao regretted it. He would have known better that he would not have gone to all the trouble to ask Jiang Siming out.
In order to get Jiang Siming to come out, he specially designed to call him in the hospital, just to make Jiang Siming suspect that he was seriously ill and he would definitely come.
Good now, I finally called him out. I didn't learn what to pick up the girl.
If you try to call him out again in the future, this trick will definitely not work.
It¡¯s a huge loss.
"No, you still gained something." Jiang Siming comforted him.
"Oh? Really, what's the harvest?" Wang Shao's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly.
Jiang Siming put down his chopsticks and took a sip of wine, and replied: "At least you know now that you can't pick up girls, not because you are not rich enough, but because you are too frustrated."
"Damn it!" Mr. Wang cursed in anger. He picked up the wine glass and started drinking in frustration, trying to drown his sorrows.
Seeing his depressed look, Jiang Siming couldn't bear to tease him anymore and said with a smile: "What a big deal. If this girl is not good, why don't you find another one? Maybe she rejects you because she wants to play with you. .¡±
"I've thought about it too, but I'm just not convinced. I don't really like her, but the sense of failure makes me unable to accept it. You can understand." Wang Shao confided his thoughts.
Jiang Siming nodded and said: "It's understandable. You used to be successful in picking up girls, but now you suddenly hit a wall with this woman, and you must be thinking about turning around."
"Haha, you feel the same way, right?" Wang Shao suddenly felt that he was in a much better mood and had found a close friend.
But Jiang Siming shook his head again and said: "No, I'm not as mean as you. I have no interest in women who don't like me or are against me, and I can't possibly go out to date her like you."
When he said this, Jiang Siming thought of the old witch Bingpo Fairy again, and just thinking about it made him so angry that his teeth ached.
When his strength reaches the true fairyland, he must make this old witch repay you twice as much!
But Mr. Wang didn¡¯t believe Jiang Siming¡¯s nonsense at all, and said sarcastically:
"That's easy to say. Is there any woman who doesn't like you? You are such a perfect boy. What woman in the world doesn't love you? What kind of sarcastic remarks can you make?"
Jiang Siming spread his hands, telling the truth, no one believed him, it¡¯s really hard to be a human being.
"Okay, okay, since you are so miserable and you still treat me to a meal, I will give you a reference. Let me see this woman's photo and the chat history between the two of you."
When Mr. Wang heard that there was something going on, he quickly pulled out the other party¡¯s WeChat account and showed it to Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming took a look at the photo of this woman first. Good guy, she indeed has another internet celebrity face, Mr. Wang¡¯s favorite.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? An internet celebrity face that feels like first love, no wonder Young Master Wang is so persistent.
"It's a pity that in Jiang Siming's eyes, it's just ordinary. His delusion-destroying eyes can break through illusions, and naturally they can also detect 'photo deception'."
He can see the other person¡¯s true face from any photoshopped or retouched photo.
With the combination of beauty shots, p-pictures, and makeup, Qiao Biluo can become a great beauty and win the top spots on various lists.
Not to mention some girls who originally looked pretty good, they would all become immortals.
But what Jiang Siming looks at is the other party¡¯s faceAppearance, that's it, 70 points can't be higher.
Of course, he won¡¯t tell Mr. Wang this. After all, everyone has their own preferences for radishes and vegetables.
Jiang Siming exited the photo and started to check their chat history.
Young Master Wang saw that Jiang Siming just glanced at the photo of his ¡®sweetheart¡¯ and then exited, and his heart was relieved.
????????????????? If you want to ask him why he is worried, why don¡¯t you just say, he is afraid of being taken aback by this kid!
You said that if Jiang Siming also falls in love with his 'new prey', then he still has a chance, so he can just quit.
If Jiang Siming likes her, Wang Shao really believes that the other party will come to her door without Jiang Siming taking action at all.
Fortunately, Jiang Siming has no interest in the prey he is interested in.
"As expected of a good brother, friends and wives should not be bullied.
To express my gratitude, I will never think about Mamanman again in the future! Absolutely not!
From now on, Mamanman will be my sister-in-law!
Jiang Siming didn¡¯t know what this boy was thinking. He was watching how wealthy young men pick up girls.
In Jiang Siming¡¯s impression and imagination, a person like Mr. Wang¡¯s conversation with girls should be like a domineering president.
Or when chatting, every time you send a sentence, you have to prepare a 10,000 yuan red envelope. Nothing else but money.
But Mr. Wang¡¯s chat history completely overturned Jiang Siming¡¯s outlook on life.
"The words this boy talks to women are not only disgusting, but also despicable, and even have a strong smell of dog licking
Shocked!
Jiang Siming was shocked!
¡°Damn it, you¡¯re a licking dog!¡± Jiang Siming complained after reading the record.
Young Master Wang¡¯s expression was livid, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He pulled the veins on his neck and shouted: ¡°I¡¯m not a fucking dog licker! Damn!¡±
Jiang Siming patted him on the shoulder, shook his phone, and said, "Are you still saying that this chat record is not right? I miss you all night, and you don't even know how to feel sorry for me. I'll wait three hours for you to reply. I¡¯ll raise you stupid, let me love you well, okay? Also"
"Brother, please, stop talking!" Young Master Wang was about to cry.
The more Jiang Siming talked, the more he wanted to laugh. Finally, he couldn't hold it back anymore, so he put down his chopsticks and laughed.
"I am fat and I am not fat, you are really fat, scallion pancake! Hahahaha"
At this time, Mr. Wang¡¯s face was almost the color of pig liver, and his secretary next to him also wanted to laugh but dared not, almost suffering from internal injuries
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