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"Okay, thank Nana instead." Weijia said.
Who would have thought that as soon as Weijia finished speaking and everyone didn't realize that he was there, Jiang Siming would stand up and "sternly" accuse Weijia, saying:
"Brother Jia, what do you mean? I said she's too beautiful, so I changed her to another one, so you said I'd change her to that sister. You're clearlythat sister. I can't say it, you know."
Jiang Siming¡¯s stern look woke Xie Nana up.
"What do you mean, Weijia? What do you mean? Tell me clearly. Who are you calling ugly? Who are you calling ugly!" Xie Nana immediately poked Weijia's arm and asked angrily with his eyes wide open.
"I didn't Ouch, ouch, I didn't, that's not what I meant, Jiang Siming provoked Ouch, ouch"
Before this so-called pk started, the two members of the Happy Family were already fighting each other, and the audience was laughing happily.
Fortunately, He Jiong stopped them in time and let Xie Na appear, because they found that it was a bit unreliable for a teammate like Wu Xin to turn against Jiang Siming after just saying a few nice words.
In order to perform realistically, Jiang Siming and Xie Na sat on chairs and pretended to be sitting in a car.
¡°Finally we¡¯re at your house.¡±
Jiang Siming took a prop steering wheel there and pretended to drive, driving as if nothing was wrong. He also used his right hand to pull the handbrake. This scene already made the audience cover their mouths and stifle laughter.
"It's so fast, we're home." Xie Nana said in a voice that was pretending to be a little bird.
"Yes, in order to send you away quickly, I was speeding just now." Jiang Siming replied.
Ha ha ha ha. The audience wanted to endure it, but they couldn't bear it anymore.
Xie Nana was not discouraged and continued to say shyly: "Why don't you come to my house and sit down? I'm at home alone today"
"Wow! It's so dangerous for you to be alone at home. How about I send you to your parents?" Jiang Siming said seriously.
"Nono, thank you."
Xie Nana started to roll his eyes inwardly.
But she had an idea, took out her cell phone and pretended to hang up, and said angrily:
"It's my ex-boyfriend again. He often calls me to beg me to get back together. I won't agree. Now I just want to find a boy quickly to make him give up completely."
After saying that, he looked at Jiang Siming meaningfully. Jiang Siming also cast an ambiguous look, and the two looked at each other as if they were about to make it.
Xie Nian thought about it, nothing to say, it was not done by the sister two or three.
"Hey! I have a friend who is very nice and outstanding. He is just a little bit awkward, but he is such a nice person. I can introduce him to you two."
Jiang Siming came out of the drama in a second and shouted to Xie Nana.
"No need, I want someone more handsome." Xie Nana said.
"That won't work. You're too handsome to look down on you."
"Poof!" Xie Na's mouthful of old blood went up his throat and he almost wanted to vomit.
"Then let me ask you, if looks were put aside, what kind of girl would you fall in love with?"
"Can't leave it alone."
The audience in the audience has long been laughing until their stomachs hurt. Is this because of low emotional intelligence? This is not just low, this is considered an imbecile in terms of emotional intelligence.
I can¡¯t put this aside, it¡¯s so spiritual.
When one plan failed, another one worked, Xie Nana rubbed his arms and shouted: "Oh, it's so cold, I really want someone to hold me"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Siming tapped the bottom of the steering wheel and said, "Leng, you told me earlier, I will turn up the air conditioner for you."
Xie Nana was unconvinced and started pouting at Jiang Siming, saying, "My lipstick is honey-flavored, do you want to taste it?"
This is asking for a kiss, thank you. Does your brother Jie know that you are doing such a big thing? Jiang Siming quickly waved his hand and said:
"I can't eat sugar. Eating sugar will make me gain weight. I'm losing weight recently. I'm also thinking about losing weight so I can find a girlfriend."
¡°Then let¡¯s play fifteen or twenty, how about the loser agrees to a condition?¡±
"No, no, this is gambling. Gambling is harmful to health and harmful to the family."
""
Xie Na gritted his teeth and whispered while holding his breath: "It's so annoying"
"Ah? Are you angry?" Jiang Siming immediately asked with concern.
Who would have thought that Xie Na immediately followed up and said: "Well, I know a good way to reduce the anger, which is a kiss~"
"What a good method is this? I'll take you to a traditional Chinese medicine clinic to have a vaginal extraction.Use the pot to do gua sha, and the fire will go away immediately. "
"Ah!!! No, I have to hold back!"
Xie Nana was very angry, but in order to win, he still suppressed it forcefully.
Xie Nana put on a shy face again and said to Jiang Siming: "You know, we didn't see each other for only a day yesterday, and I already missed you~"
"Why do you miss me? I'm not dead."
"I think I'm in love with you."
"Hold it, I'm secretly in love."
""
¡°Hey, let me ask you a question, do you think I look good-looking or ugly?¡±
¡°You¡¯re the middle type between good-looking and ugly.¡±
"Is this your ideal type?"
¡°It¡¯s so ugly.¡±
""
"You must be very tired today, you have been running in my mind all day."
"That's me looking for an exit."
"You are acting weird and cute today~"
"You are also weird and ugly."
Hahahahahaha
I saw He Jiu and Weijia sitting on the ground holding their stomachs, laughing incomprehensibly.
Wu Xin was already holding her stomach and out of breath. She would probably die in a while.
"I don't want to play anymore! Change it to another one! The plot is changed to, now that we are in love, I will dump you now!"
Xie Nana jumped up and shouted that she couldn't bear it anymore. If this continued, she would rather die!
"Okay, but if I say something unpleasant, don't be angry."
Jiang Siming shrugged. This person is a scammer. Seeing that she is old, he just let her forget it once.
¡°Once a word is spoken, it¡¯s hard to follow it!¡±
Xie Na agreed and immediately changed his role, from pursuing Jiang Siming to ditching Jiang Siming.
"Listen, let's break up! You will find someone better than me."
Xie Na walked away after saying that, feeling happy in his heart.
I thought that this time you, the little guy, would have to coax me. Let¡¯s see how you coax me.
Jiang Siming did what he said. He immediately grabbed Xie Na¡¯s hand and begged:
"Don't leave. If I can't keep an ordinary guy like you, how can I keep someone better"
"Ah!!! I don't want to play anymore! I give up!"
Xie Nana collapsed, holding her head and shouting in despair, and ran away without wanting to stay for a moment. If she stayed with Jiang Siming any longer, she was afraid that she would die with him if she couldn't help it.
The whole audience burst into laughter. After this program was broadcast, there were countless people in front of the TV laughing so hard tonight, so many women laughing their facial masks off, and so many men laughing their cigarette butts down their trouser legs.
Jiang Siming used his strength to demonstrate to everyone what it means to be a straight man and what it means to be a strong man.
Every word he says can make you so angry that it¡¯s a miracle Xie Nana can endure it for so long.
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