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Jiang Siming has only been on stage for two minutes, and the atmosphere at the scene has already reached a very good level.
"A Ming, let me ask you, you just said that you grew up watching Kuaiben. After watching it for so many years, do you have anything to say about Kuaiben? Or what kind of program do you think Kuaiben is? "He Jiu asked a question that was not easy to answer.
"If you want to say that Kuaiben is just a variety show and a hall of laughter, it seems a bit perfunctory.
Jiang Siming thought about it and finally answered seriously: "Actually, Kuaiben is not just a program, but also a testimony and symbol of the years."
"When I was a kid, I watched "Happy Camp" for fun and joy;
When I was in middle school, I watched "Happy Camp" to chase stars;
After entering society, I watched "Happy Camp" to reminisce about my youth;
When people reach middle age, they may watch "Happy Camp" to spend time with their wives and children.
So I don¡¯t think it¡¯s just a show. In my eyes, it¡¯s childhood, youth, happiness, and eternity. I don¡¯t know how long this show will last. I hope it will continue and never disappear. "
This wave of answers not only moved Hejiu and the others, but also expressed the feelings of all the viewers.
In the past, they didn¡¯t know how to describe their feelings for Kuai Ben, but now, Jiang Siming perfectly said what they wanted to say in their hearts.
Yes, Kuaiben is childhood, youth, happiness and eternity!
"Thank you A Ming for giving us such a precious passage in Kuai Ben. We are also very happy that it can become your childhood and youth." He Jiu said movedly.
Jiang Siming ruined such a good sensational atmosphere and said carelessly: "No, Teacher He, what the hell is this sudden sensationalism? Isn't this show full of laughter all the way to the end? I came here to be happy, just like Yasuo." hapiness."
He Jiu didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry, but he knew that Jiang Siming was specially helping to warm up the atmosphere for them. After all, always sensationalizing would make the audience feel artificial.
¡°The tastes of the audience today are incomparable to those before. They are very picky, and if something goes amiss, they will easily get picked on.
He Jiu also quickly changed his mind, changed the topic and said to Jiang Siming: "A Ming, we all know that you have a very 'venomous tongue' when you are on variety shows, so we"
Before He Jiu finished speaking, Jiang Siming interrupted angrily: "Who said I have a vicious tongue? I'm talking nonsense! I want to ask him to find out! Teacher He, did you say it first?"
He Jiu had a bitter look on his face, coughed twice and quickly said, "Weijia said it."
Weijia was dumbfounded on the side and quickly passed the blame: "It was Xie Nana who said that."
"Ah? I heard what Wu Xin said too."
In the end, Wu Xin, who had no blame to dump, made a sad face. If Hai Tao was here, she could still dump it to her, but now that Hai Tao is gone, she will have to bear the blame.
"Did you say that?" Jiang Siming came over.
Wu Xin said with a nervous and aggrieved face: "I said that."
Everyone thought Jiang Siming was going to reprimand Wu Xin, but Jiang Siming raised his eyebrows and asked with a bit of scorn: "Why do you say my tongue is poisonous? Have you tasted it?"
Wu Xin blushed with embarrassment on the spot, her eyes were open, and Jiang Siming's colorful and sultry words made her want to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Others were cheering on the side, and Xie Na looked regretful. If he had known, he would not have left Wu Xin just now, then Jiang Siming would have said this to him.
Although she is already a married woman
"A Ming, how can you drive?" He Jiu asked Jiang Siming while laughing.
"Where did I drive? This is just a normal discussion. If you say I have a poisonous tongue, you must have tasted my tongue and been poisoned." Jiang Siming said matter-of-factly.
¡°I want to get off the car, this is not the way to the kindergarten~¡± Weijia said ¡®crying for help¡¯.
Jiang Siming replied: "The car door is welded to death. It's a good idea to get out of the car!"
A few words once again made the audience laugh, and successfully adjusted the atmosphere of the show back again.
"Okay, A Ming, let's stop the car for a moment. We'd better be tighter. In this way, everyone says you are a joker in variety shows. We have specially prepared a program and challenge for you today." He Jiu said.
"What show? Do you want me to perform Qiu Mingshan Drag Racing? Your show is not allowed to be broadcast." Jiang Siming said honestly.
He Jiu didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry, and explained: ¡°I¡¯m not asking you to race, but I¡¯m asking you to use your power as a joker and race against us.How about a competition between the Le family? dare? "
"Ah? Don't want it." Jiang Siming said reluctantly.
"What's wrong? Is there any problem? If you think there are too many of us, you can choose one of us to be your partner." He Jiu said.
Jiang Siming shook his head and replied: "I just think the four of you are too weak. Teacher He, you know that competitions with a huge disparity in strength often make the audience lose their expectations."
drink! The four members of the Happy Family suddenly became unhappy.
"Ouch!" He Jiu.
"Ouch!" Wu Xin.
"I'll go!" Xie Nana.
"EmmAm I the only one who thinks what he said makes sense?" Weijia made a last-ditch attack and was immediately 'beaten' by the other three.
"A Ming, you will definitely pay the price for what you said, because we are all prepared, but you are not prepared at all." He Jiu smiled proudly.
Jiang Siming shrugged and replied: "It's okay. This kind of thing relies on your brain. Whether you are prepared or not has nothing to do with it."
Jiang Siming¡¯s sarcasm successfully put him on the absolute opposite side of the Happy Family.
The four people said that if they didn¡¯t keep this ¡®vengeance¡¯, they would have lived in vain for so many years.
"Originally, I wanted to do some opening show first, but let's not do it, let's go straight to the main course! Wu Xin!" He Jiu waved his hand and sent out the 'ace'.
Wu Xin stood up like a battlefield general and said to Jiang Siming arrogantly: "Mingshen, we know that you love sex in the show and made Reba so angry that she almost turned into a balloon and exploded, so today I will take the lead." Teach you how to bully me."
"Bang? Or anal?" Jiang Siming wondered emmm is he too dirty?
¡°It¡¯s a good thing I didn¡¯t say it out loud, otherwise I would have killed this episode and stopped broadcasting it.
"How?" Jiang Siming asked politely without any color.
"It's very simple. I want you to be a boy with very low emotional intelligence. Then I am your best friend. I want to pick you up and confess my love to you. You must leave me speechless and make the audience laugh. Can you do it? ?" Wu Xin said.
The audience was very excited when they heard it. They still remember the scene where Jiang Siming confronted Reba. They laughed every time they watched it. They all said that Jiang Siming actually has a straight man in his heart.
Could it be possible that we can still see the reincarnation of Jiang Siming today?
"It's so difficult, can I make a request?" Jiang Siming was puzzled.
"any request?"
"If I change the female lead, this one is too beautiful. I can't let myself have a low emotional intelligence." Jiang Siming said with a smile.
oh! Wu Xin's face instantly turned red, and all the momentum he had accumulated was gone. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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