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During the chat, the two finally entered the game.
Unexpectedly, the task publisher in Jiang Siming's mind had new information.
¡¾Random tasks have been released, please check them yourself. ¡¿
Jiang Siming clicked in to take a look.
¡¾Random Task¡¿: Without revealing your identity, successfully fool Miss Bixin into agreeing to meet offline.
¡¾Mission Success¡¿: Reward a fine blue fragment.
¡¾Mission Failed¡¿: Randomly select a fragment and destroy it.
Can this also be a mission?
Jiang Siming was a little dumbfounded, damn!
"This task has not come a long time ago. I have already made my little sister cry. Now she is asking me to ask her to meet offline. I can't reveal my identity. It's strange that she will agree."
But we have to do this task. As for the fine blue fragments, Jiang Siming would do it even if there was no punishment for failing the task.
Thinking about how to remedy my image in this girl¡¯s mind
Why don¡¯t you show off your wealth? How about throwing money at it?
No, it¡¯s too low.
¡°Uncle, it¡¯s time to ban the hero, you are the mid laner.¡± The accompanying girl reminded him.
Jiang Siming said oh and randomly banned Yasuo.
The girl who was playing with her on the other side felt chilled. She felt that this uncle didn¡¯t know how to play. How could anyone with a high score ban Yasuo?
It was the turn to choose a hero. The young lady was a jungler, so she chose a very powerful Leopard Girl.
Jiang Siming took a look and saw a new hero coming out, called Qiyana, a new AD assassin.
This hero was only launched on the Chinese server yesterday, and it is very difficult to operate. Almost no one knows how to play it now.
Jiang Siming did not hesitate to choose her, the heroine holding a hula hoop.
Seeing this, the young lady who was playing with me felt bad.
"Uncleare you sure you want to play this hero?" The young lady was crying in her heart. It seemed that she was going to lose points this time.
If I had known earlier, I wouldn¡¯t have given him this number, just give him a gold one.
"Don't worry, I'm very strong, I'm the king." Jiang Siming said confidently.
The young lady didn¡¯t speak, she was obviously a little autistic.
Jiang Siming has a big head and seems to have a worse impression. How can this be fixed?
Entering the game, the accompanying girl adjusted her mentality again and said to Jiang Siming: "Then hold on tight, I'll take you to C. The opposite mid laner is just a diamond 1, so it's not difficult to beat."
"I can't do it." Jiang Siming answered her.
"Stability is very simple, as long as you don't be greedy for soldiers, use last-minute hits, or even last-hit with tower swords."
"What I'm saying is, I can't do it without killing people."
"Pfft! Uncle, I almost believed what you said. The line of soldiers has come out. I'll take the red buff first and wait for my growth to help you."
After finishing speaking, the little girl who played with her buried her head and started to hit her own red buff. As soon as she finished hitting it, an announcement appeared.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Kill the opponent's mid-lane male swordsman with a single click, and get first blood.
The young lady accompanying me was stunned for a moment before she realized that this uncle was the only one in her family. How could he get first blood so quickly?
?????????????????????????? However, the young lady accompanying me wasn¡¯t too surprised. Maybe the male swordsman on the opposite side didn¡¯t know much about the new hero skills, so he was careless.
But the next plot was not at all what she imagined.
??Double kills, triple kills, quadruple kills, and even five kills are all out!
Jiang Siming used this new hero for less than fifteen minutes. Not only was he super awesome, he also scored a pentakill!
Playing this segment is easier than drinking water for Jiang Siming.
As soon as the last fifteen minutes arrived, the opponent clicked surrender.
And the little sister who played with me in the whole game only got two assists and did nothing else
"Wow, uncle, you are pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger!" The young lady reacted and exclaimed.
"How can I pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger? I said it from the beginning, I am the king and I am strong, but you don't believe it." Jiang Siming cried out.
"Okay, I was wrong. Uncle, you are so awesome. You are so good at playing this new hero. I feel like you can play professionally at your level." The young lady is no longer angry and even has a little admiration for Jiang Siming. .
"Don't say these useless things. As for the photos we agreed on, I will take you to lie down. I want a swimsuit photo." Jiang Siming said.
The young lady blushed and said, "Didn't I mention taking swimsuit photos, ordinary daily photos! Do you want me to love you?"
? ?Okay, take a picture now. In order to prevent you from looking for pictures online to fool me, make a fist gesture when taking the picture. Jiang Siming said.
"How could I use online pictures to deceive people? Huh, uncle, you are so sinister and have no trust at all. I will take pictures for you now."
After saying that, the young lady went to take pictures. After a while, she sent a picture to Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming clicked on it and saw a selfie of a girl sitting at a computer desk wearing gaming headphones. In the photo, she was holding a pink fist, which perfectly fulfilled Jiang Siming's request.
And her appearance turns out to be very good!
She has bright black eyebrows, delicate facial features, rosy lips, and fair skin.
Although the camera used has a slight beauty component, judging from Jiang Siming's experience, this girl is indeed very good-looking.
Although she is a little worse than Tang Ru, she is definitely at the level of 'goddess'.
¡°I didn¡¯t expect that I would actually pick up a beautiful young lady to play with. What a surprise.
"However, Jiang Siming didn't show any signs of being a pig brother. Every one of his girlfriends is prettier than this young lady, so how could it cause any trouble.
Of course, if you give her a [Detoxifying Beauty Pill], maybe her appearance can catch up a little bit.
"I'm done, what about you?" Jiang Siming asked the audience. This photo was also shown to the audience.
Audience: "?????? What do you mean it's over??"
"Uncle, you've finished reading. You're not doing anything obscene, are you taking photos of me?" The young lady accompanying me was very imaginative.
"Yeah, you don't mind, do you?" Jiang Siming smirked.
"Hey, uncle, you are so wretched."
Jiang Siming: ""
It¡¯s over, it¡¯s over, I¡¯m just enjoying myself, my image is completely ruined.
"Uncle, you still have half an hour on the clock, hit me again, I'm about to get off." The young lady accompanying me seemed a little angry.
Jiang Siming naturally noticed it and nodded in agreement.
The queue started to wait again, but this time the young lady accompanying him stopped talking. Apparently she had a bad impression of Jiang Siming.
She didn¡¯t speak, and Jiang Siming didn¡¯t speak either. If you want to be autistic, just be autistic together. He is such a straight man.
This time, both he and the young lady were randomly filled by the system, and they were placed in the bottom lane.
"Uncle, do you play AD or assist? I'm not very good at assisting. I play more AD."
"Oh, then you can AD, I will use Thresh to assist you." Jiang Siming said nonchalantly.
He has long been proficient in all positions of LoL and can play everything.
After hearing this, the girl who was playing with me chose a policewoman, and Jiang Siming immediately chose a policewoman.
As soon as he entered the game interface, the young lady accompanying him exclaimed excitedly.
"Opposite is the spicy hot pot, Mr. Guo!"
"Teacher Guo? Is he very famous? Who is he?" Jiang Siming asked questions three times.
"He is a former RNG professional jungler. He is very powerful. Uncle, we may have to kneel down this time." The young lady smiled bitterly.
Jiang Siming waved his hand and said: "Keep it in your stomach, it's not easy for professional players here. I beat a guy named theshy to autism a while ago."
"Haha, uncle, this joke is not funny."
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