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¡°Boss, your voice is very nice, it¡¯s very similar to the voice of Graves¡¯ male gun!¡± Miss Bixin praised.
"Well, I have been smoking for more than 30 years to achieve this." Jiang Siming said still pretending to be a smoker and a drunkard.
"Wow, how old are you? You have been smoking for more than thirty years, so you must be at least forty years old." The young lady asked.
"No, I started smoking when I was five years old. I am only 36 years old this year. I am still very young. You can tell just by listening to my voice." Jiang Siming was right.
"Umyes."
The audience laughed.
"Mingshen, is it really okay for you to lie to me like this?"
¡°Sure enough, people on the Internet can¡¯t believe it. You¡¯ll know after looking at Mingshen.¡±
"The young lady wanted to laugh, but she held it back."
"Little sister:??? What do you call young?"
¡°Then can I call you uncle?¡± the young lady said.
"Why do you call me uncle? I'm still very young and haven't found a wife yet." Jiang Siming said, pretending to be dissatisfied.
"You misunderstood. Uncle is a very popular title now. It represents an older but very attractive middle-aged man. We all call other middle-aged men 'Master' or 'Big Brother'." The young lady explained. .
"Then why do you think I'm so attractive?"
"Your voice, your voice is the best I have ever heard. It is much better than those warm-hearted voice actors. I love to hear voices like this."
"Well, to be honest, I just fell out of love recently, and I smoke a lot, so my voice is very hoarse." Jiang Siming continued to grin.
"Uncle, have you fallen out of love? How old is the person you are dating?"
"I'm 18 years old, and my voice is similar to yours. At first, he said I was very attractive, called me a squid, and deliberately approached me. Then when he got tired of playing with me, he kicked me away and ran away with other boys. , my heart feels so cold, soooo"
Jiang Siming said that he even did a rap No, he came to a scene where he burst into tears, sobbing, scum, and shameless.
The audience laughed out loud, Ming Shen was really bullshit in this bullshit.
"Uncle, please stop crying. It's okay. If the old one doesn't go and the new one doesn't come, you will always find a better one. Why did she break up with you?" The young lady quickly comforted her.
¡°She asked me what I did, and I said I was just a cattle herder, raising cattle at home, and then she abandoned me.¡±
"That's because she dislikes the poor and loves the rich. It's a good thing that this kind of woman is discovered and relieved early." The young lady said.
"Then if you fall in love with me, will you dislike the fact that my family is a cattle herder?"
"Of course I won't. I think as long as you truly love each other, you should marry a chicken and a dog and a dog." The young lady looked serious.
"What you said is great. Then I will go to your city to find you tomorrow. Let's get married. I will sell my cows and I will sell pancakes downstairs at your house."
Jiang Siming had an moved tone on his face and almost didn't notice the change back to the original sound due to his alcoholic voice. Fortunately, he braked in time.
The audience covered their faces one after another, what the hell, Mingshen, your span is a bit big, do you want to show up with the young lady so soon? You're thinking shit!
Unless you reveal your true identity, others will agree.
Also, what¡¯s the deal with selling cows and pancakes
The young lady was startled and said quickly: "Uncle, I didn't say I love you, I just told you my view on love. We don't know each other."
¡°It¡¯s okay, we¡¯ll get to know each other once we¡¯re familiar with each other, and we¡¯ll get to know each other the more we interact with each other.¡± Jiang Siming is quite cheeky~
"Uncle, I know you're heartbroken, but we can't give up on ourselves. At this time, we have to cheer up. Let's do this. I'll take you to play a few games, and I'll take you to whichever area you want to play." The young lady said righteously.
"I play in the education network area."
"Ah I really don't have a number. Uncle, do you have a number?"
The education network area is the most remote area of ??League of Legends. It is a remote area and no one plays it at all.
"I just have a number." Jiang Siming said.
"Then why don't you come to my area? I'm in Ionia and I have another number, okay?" the young lady said.
Jiang Siming agreed, and the young lady immediately sent Jiang Siming a trumpet number in the first zone, a golden segment.
"By the way, uncle, what's the tier of your queen size? Can we hit the gold tier?" the young lady asked.
"I am the strongest king in the education district. The golden tier looks down on me too much. Give me a district 1 king number and I will take you flying." Jiang Siming said boldly.
The young lady looked bitter and said: "Uncle, I am still just a master. Also, there is a big difference between the king of the education district and the king of the first district. Well, let me give you a diamond 1 No., my master, let¡¯s play in double row and let you experience the horror of high-level division in the first zone.¡±
"A question! If I help you win, how about you give me a photo of you?"
Jiang Siming started to take photos, this guy is shameless, tui But he did a great job, hehe.
"Okay, if you lose, you have to give me a photo of yourself. It must be taken now, not a photo found online."
"Okay, it's a happy decision."
Jiang Siming agreed immediately, took the District 1 account sent by the other party, logged in, and looked at the account number 1 the day after tomorrow.
The other party dared to give Jiang Siming such a high account number for fun. Jiang Siming felt that this young lady was quite nice.
It seems that Tang Song does manage Bixin well, and all the playmates should have been strictly screened and trained.
Not long after I logged in, someone pulled Jiang Siming into a double queue, and naturally it was Miss Bi Xin who did it.
Jiang Siming agreed, and the two began to wait in line.
The waiting time was very boring, so the young lady started to find a topic to talk about.
"Uncle, you know, I went to a steak restaurant today that I have been looking forward to eating. It was delicious."
¡°Okay, you¡¯re great.¡±
"Uncle, I have a best friend who got pregnant recently. She got pregnant before we got married. Fortunately, her boyfriend is not a scumbag and he finally got the certificate from her."
"Yeah, she's awesome."
"Uncle"
¡°Okay, this is great.¡±
"I"
The young lady wants to cry, why is this uncle a topic terminator? She is so tired. Every time she wants to start a conversation, Jiang Siming cuts off the topic as soon as it starts.
The young lady was angry and helpless, but Jiang Siming¡¯s voice was so nice, so she could only endure it and enjoy it at the same time. It was a world of ice and fire.
"Uncle, is it hard for you to raise cattle?"
"It's okay. I have a cattle farm at home. I just put the cows there during the day and take them back to the cowshed at night."
"Then how much money can you make in a month?"
"Less than a million."
"So many! How many specifically?"
"Three thousand and five."
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