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Chapter 175: The ultimate loli syndrome!

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    "Lan Xi, what are you laughing at?"

    When Guo Huang returned to the classroom, he saw that Lan Xi had come back. He seemed to have thought of something happy and laughed. Lan Xi put down her mobile phone and said:

    ¡°I just feel a little happy when I see my brother¡¯s photo.¡±

    Guo Huang looked at her Nokia phone. The screensaver inside was a picture of a little boy eating. Guo Huang coughed and said:

    "You like your brother very much?"

    "Well, I have been alone for many years, and I always feel very happy to have my own brother to protect me."

    "Well, I suddenly hate him."

    "Ha, why?"

    "Because I feel jealous, wuwu, why do you only have a brother and no sister,"

    ""

    Lan Xi blushed and rolled her eyes at him, then said:

    "Actually, people are the cutest when they are very young, without much trouble. This is the so-called innocent heart. When people grow up, they will have a lot of troubles, and then they will continue to erase that innocence and become mature.  Human beings, so human personality is built on killing.¡±

    "Well, I also have this idea. I used to insist on keeping a diary, but gradually I felt that I was completely different from the self in the diary before. I became afraid to record it anymore. It felt like a murder note.  "

    Guo Huang had a strong resonance with Lan Xi's words. He had thought about it before. At that time, he felt scared and didn't know how long his personality could be maintained. Perhaps it was for this reason that he embarked on the path of becoming a second grader.  Road, I just hope that a strong sense of self will prevent me from being obliterated by the future.

    "So you've thought about it too, but there's no need to be too unreasonable. No matter what our personality is, we are always ourselves, right?"

    "Ha, indeed, stop saying such vulgar words, what is your brother eating in this photo?"

    "Where's the stinky tofu? I just wanted to laugh when I saw this. Do you know what he said when he was late for the first time? Mom, who made this? It's so delicious."

    "Ha ha ha ha."

    Guo Huang couldn¡¯t help laughing, and Lan Xi continued:

    "This is not the climax, but my dad said to me after hearing this, you have to watch your brother carefully these days, don't let him poop and eat it by himself."

    ""

    Guo Huang was really struck with laughter. He really didn¡¯t recognize him as he was crawling on the table and twitching, but it made Long Yu, who was in the last position of the second group, looking at him from time to time, feel strange. At this moment, the preparation bell rang, Lan Xi  He poked Guo Huang's waist and said:

    "Don't laugh, this class is the class teacher's class."

    The extinction teacher came in too much, and looked around for four weeks. After seeing that the classmates were sitting in danger, they were satisfied.

    "There is something to be announced here. Our physics teacher will be replaced in the future. The new teacher is a top student who graduated from the University of Tokyo in Japan. She has two doctorates in physics and chemistry. She is not even much older than you, but academically  Those who are successful come first, and I hope you won¡¯t hesitate in any way because of your age, otherwise, I will let you go, and the principal will only let you go."

    "Teacher, is the new physics teacher male or female?"

    Wang Qing raised his hand to ask questions enthusiastically. The news was so sudden that he, a so-called top student on campus, didn¡¯t even know about it, so he was very curious. Master Jiejie said:

    "It's a woman."

    "is it beautiful?"

    "Wang Qing, are you looking for a fight?"

    "Ah ha ha."

    Wang Qing laughed twice, and then Master Jiejie said:

    "Before I go to class, I would like to introduce it to you first. Teacher Xiao Cang, please come in."

    A lolita wearing a strange sci-fi style headdress and a white coat walked in. Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then a loud sound broke out.

    "Wow, so cute."

    ¡°I really want to fill her up, she¡¯s so cute.¡±

    "Ugh, small breasts are a rare resource, but in the past, I only saw people with 'poor breasts and evil'. Now I finally see a real resource."

    Both the men and women in the classroom started making noises. They all looked at the Loli girl who walked in with bright eyes. They slammed the blackboard eraser on the podium, causing so much dust and sound that everyone was frightened.  I saw the fierce light of the Extinction Catalog and said:

    "Why are you making a fuss? If you want to make a fuss, go home."??, you don¡¯t need to take my class!  "

    Faced with the head teacher¡¯s power, everyone immediately fell silent. Only then did Master Miejie say with satisfaction:

    ¡°Okay, let¡¯s ask Teacher Xiao Cang to introduce himself.¡±

    The Loli girl walked up to the podium and faced the focused gazes of the crowd, but she still said calmly with a poker face:

    "Xiao Cangxun, half Han ancestry, 21 years old."

    Teacher Loli¡¯s self-introduction is very simple, but her cool tone, cute face, and Loli¡¯s body shape make many people like her. Many people think that she is 21 years old and the reverse is her age.

    "You don't need to doubt my age. I have a sick body. The medical name is hemichromosome atavism enzyme-impregnated macrophage accelerated division and spread and polymerization reaction chain syndrome, and because its first patient is called  Meg Heinelis, that¡¯s why it¡¯s called Meg Heinelis Syndrome.¡±

    Those long names made everyone dizzy. Master Miejie coughed and said:

    "This is a genetic disease that exists in cells with double  This disease means that the human body maintains the state of a child. It is not an ordinary preservation. It means that various physiological signals remain in the state of a child for a long time and will not change for decades In other words, it means - eternal youth.  He won¡¯t age.¡±

    So envious!  This was what everyone thought. Only Guo Huang saw the pain in her eyes. Master Miejie sighed and said:

    "I can probably guess what you are thinking. I can only say that you are too superficial. No one is allowed to look at Teacher Xiao Cang strangely in this regard in the future. There is no priority in learning. The master is the teacher. You must respect other teachers.  Same, respect Teacher Xiao Cang."

    "yes!"

    After Guo Huang saw Xiao Cangxun, he immediately covered his face with a book and screamed secretly. However, after hearing the introduction of extinction, he was stunned. In Europe, this disease is called Meg Heinelis Syndrome.  "God's beloved" has a more appropriate name in Japan and Southeast Asia, called loli syndrome, or ultimate loli syndrome.  "

    However, although youth is eternal, this disease also has its fatal shortcomings, because the large number of macrophages and abnormal active enzymes will cause patients to exhaust their vitality early. About 25 to 28 years is the upper limit of their life.  !And it will be extremely painful when you die. It is better to call it a joke of Satan than to say that it is God's favorite!  (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com
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