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"Huh, class is finally over. Brother Huang, have you ever thought that the Chinese teacher is so verbose? Just like the old scholar from the Braided Dynasty, he said that Chinese characters are profound and profound, and ancient classical Chinese characters are pearl-like. It can be explained in a few hundred words. The content of 10,000 words requires us to read more classical books and cultivate our literary skills."
"What's there to complain about?"
Guo Huang stood at the window, looking thoughtfully at the lower grade students downstairs. Summer vacation was about to begin, and next year he would be a senior in high school. If not for that adventure, he might be a little afraid of not being as good as a senior in high school. After all, he was a student. A devilish year in my career.
"Of course there are things worth complaining about. As long as I know how to use them, I can use Weibo numbers to write short novels with a lot of information."
"Oh? You, the person who wrote, 'My grandpa is a little girl in a skirt, so beautiful,' already have such a high literary level?"
""
Wang Qing was scratching his hair in a frenzy, "Don't keep talking about my dark history, you bastard!" Guo Huang laughed and said:
"Okay, I'm just kidding. It's been a long time since I saw someone boasting about cowhide so freshly and refinedly, so I couldn't help but poke fun at it."
"Do you think I'm bragging? Hehehehe, Cao Zhi wrote a poem in seven steps, and I can write this in seven steps."
This guy took out his cell phone, typed quickly, and finally sent a text message. Soon Guo Huang's cell phone started ringing, so he opened it and took a look.
"Xiao Ming lay in his roommate's arms and asked softly:
"My dear, if your father finds out about us, will he break us up?"
The roommate smiled:
"He dares! If he annoys me, I will tell Uncle Li about his date with Uncle Wang next door and see how Uncle Li deals with him."
After reading this text message, Guo Huang almost burst into tears. This is really a lot of information. This guy Wang Qing really has a talent for being funny.
"You are awesome!"
Guo Huang extended his thumb to express his admiration. Wang Qing smiled proudly and said:
"Speaking of which, I have a question for you."
¡°If you are asking about ¡®your angel¡¯, I can only say that I have no comment!¡±
"Ha, no, I'm wondering why you and Lan Xi took leave at the same time and then came back together. Could it be that you took leave specifically to go on a date?"
¡°I can tell you this absolutely, it¡¯s definitely not a date.¡±
Guo Huang said categorically that although he did tease Lan Xi, it was just the nature of his work, so that's it Wang Qing glanced at it suspiciously, but didn't say anything more and continued to ask:
"Look at you looking in the direction of the first graders. Is there anything strange about you?"
"No, I was just thinking that we are about to be in our senior year of high school and time flies by very quickly."
"Ha, yes, we will be the oldest from now on. When other ages see us, they will call us seniors. Well, I hope that the quality of the girls in the next class will be higher, and they will sweetly call us seniors."
"You have had such an easy year in this devil's year. Besides, do you think you are a senior? I can tell you that only Zhang's handsome schoolmates will call you senior. You are like a sophomore in high school, and someone like you is a senior in high school. Even if you go to college in the future, you will be a sophomore, junior or something like that."
Guo Huang tried his best to ridicule his friend, making Wang Qing roll his eyes and said:
"Why don't you say that only handsome middle-aged people will be called uncles, and ugly people will be called uncles."
"Ha, not bad, I have a profound understanding. For a lolicon like you, even if you finally meet an uncle in the future, you will only be the uncle in their eyes."
"I am no longer a lolita control person. The angel I like is a real girl."
""
Guo Huang left Wang Qing speechlessly and was going to buy a bottle of water downstairs. When they were at school, Guo Huang, Long Yu and Lan Xi hardly talked or communicated. There seemed to be an invisible tacit understanding, but still There will be times when we make eye contact or smile at each other, and everything goes without saying anything.
"Have you heard that Nalan Pearl is coming to our Nanfang City?"
"This news is too outdated, I already knew it."
"Ah, it's over. I want to buy a ticket, but it must be very expensive."
"It's not expensive, the main reason is that it's hard to get a ticket. I have prepared three thousand yuan of pocket money. Instead of buying a new era PS4 console, I will just buy this ticket."
? ??Wow, rich man, let's be friends. "
Guo Huang heard many people discussing this along the way. Things that were very confidential a few days ago are now almost everyone knows. From this, we can see how popular Nalan Mingzhu is. She is not a productive person. She is a singer, but she can never tire of listening to every song, and most of them are as deep as "Sailor" back then. I heard that she came to the mainland to hold a concert. I don't know how many fans in Japan, Korea, Singapore and other countries were very disappointed. Some Many people came here specially to apply for visas.
Next to the vending machine, Guo Huang took out a five-yuan note. As a result, the machine did not spit out drinks after taking the money. Guo Huang couldn't help but take a photo of the vending machine in displeasure and said:
"Fuck, why is this rotten machine broken again?"
Guo Huang was speechless after patting it for a few times. He really wanted to give it a forty-five-degree roundhouse kick like the gun sister. At this moment, a somewhat stiff but very clear voice said:
¡°The vending machines will break because you guys who don¡¯t take good care of them will break them if you knock them around.¡±
Guo Huang turned his head and looked, but saw no one. Then he heard the voice saying angrily:
"I'm here."
Guo Huang lowered his head and saw a short girl, no, a lolita. She was wearing a researcher's white coat, with a sci-fi style headdress lowered on her head. She had one hand on her waist and the other holding a wrench. He looked at him very dissatisfied.
"Uh, little sister, it's school time now, how did you get in? Is elementary school on vacation?"
""
The sci-fi style Loli stared at Guo Huang and said:
"I'm not a primary school student. You are a student here. You should call me teacher."
"teacher???"
"Yes, I am the new physics teacher, and I also teach chemistry. My name is Xiao Cangxun."
¡°Teacher Cang, hello.¡±
Guo Huang immediately said respectfully, and even made a Japanese bow. Loli was stunned for a moment, and then she realized what she was doing, with a faint blush on her pale face and said:
"My surname is Xiao Cang! Not Cang!"
Ha, it turns out that this loli also understands the meaning of Teacher Cang. Alas, what happened to this world? Is there no completely pure loli? Guo Huang complained in his heart, but said seriously on his face:
"I understand, Teacher Xiao Cang."
"May I have your name?"
"My name is Zhuge Wen. I will give you more advice from now on, Cang. I am not sorry for this, Teacher Xiao Cang."
""
Loli tightened the wrench in her hand and seemed hesitant to hit him, but she held it back and said:
"Get out of the way, I want to repair the vending machine!"
"Okay, hello, teacher. Goodbye, teacher."
Guo Huang calmly left Loli, who claimed to be a teacher, who was so angry with him. As for whether she was a real teacher or whether she would find someone to settle the score with, it had nothing to do with him, because it was Zhuge Wen who called her Teacher Cang. (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com