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Fortunately, Guo Huang was pardoned in the end. After all, even if he was angry and thought for a moment, he would not think that only Guo Huang, a sophomore in high school, could have a 3-year-old son. Guo Huang, who felt that he was surviving the disaster, couldn't help but ask:
"Lan Xi, I really didn't expect you to have a younger brother with such a big age gap."
"Well, my parents have a son in middle age and like him very much. I feel jealous. My brother's name is Lan Guangyao."
"Do you mean Guangzong Yaozu? This name is really that. Your name is very artistic."
Guo Huang couldn¡¯t help but smile, Lan Xi¡¯s pretty face turned slightly red and said:
"Have it?"
"The thin shadow writes about the faint moon, and the sparse branches spread across the evening mist. This short poem fits your name and artistic conception very well."
"Brother Emperor, your literary talent is so good, can you tell me my name?"
The tyrant girl interrupted the topic with a smile. Guo Huang was suddenly sweating. He accidentally talked sweetly to a girl in front of the queen, and he said with great effort:
"Queen's name is of course Saigao. It is both a beautiful Chinese character and a mathematical term. The tangent theorem, secant theorem and intersecting chord theorem related to the circle are collectively called the "circle power theorem", but it is very important in mathematics. status, this name was given by my grandfather who has been a math teacher all his life, and it is much better than my Huang character."
"Really? This sister's name is a poem with beautiful artistic conception, and I am a boring and rigorous mathematical theorem."
Guo Huang¡¯s words obviously did not satisfy the tyrant girl. Guo Huang was dripping with sweat. At this time, Lan Xi said:
"Amidst the blue smoke and golden mirrors flying over the blue sea, sister Guo Mi, your name has a touch more celestial energy than mine, and is much better than mine."
Lan Xi is indeed a literary girl. She quickly found some obscure poems to help Guo Huang. Guo Huang glanced at her gratefully. Lan Xi winked at him. Guo Mi thought for a while and said:
"This is "Dong Xian Song", right?"
"Dongxiange" was originally a Tang Jiaofang song, but was later used as a cipai. It was originally used to chant the immortals of Dongfu. There is this tune in the Dunhuang music, but it is different from the style of the lyrics written by the Song Dynasty people. There are two types: middle tone and long tone. "Collection of Music" contains three tunes: "Zhonglu", "Xianlu" and "Banshe", and the sentence readings are also varied. The "Dongxian Song Order" of "Dongpo Yuefu" is often used as the standard. The syllables are slow and swaying.
"But such a rare thing is not found in middle and high school textbooks. Guo Huang has to admire Guo Mi. He has strengthened his wisdom several times, but he still feels that it is not as good as her head. Lan Xi also glanced at Guo Mi unexpectedly and said:
"Sister Guo Mi knows so much."
"I just like to read some casual books."
Guo Mi opened his mouth to explain, then took a breath and exhaled softly.
Ice muscles and jade bones, self -cooling without sweat.
The water palace is full of fragrance when the wind blows.
??The embroidered curtain is opened, and a bright moon peeks at people. They are not sleeping, and their hairpins and hair are messy on their pillows.
Standing up and holding hands, there is no sound in the courtyard, and sometimes I see sparse stars crossing the river.
How was the night?
It is the third watch of the night, the golden waves are light, and the jade rope is turning low.
"But when does the west wind come, it doesn't change secretly in the fleeting time.
With his crisp and sweet voice, Guo Mi euphemistically sang this ancient tune, "Song of the Cave Immortal: Ice Muscle and Jade Bone" by the great writer Su Dongpo of the Song Dynasty. Although Guo Huang didn't know its origin, he still couldn't help but Applauded:
"Queen, you are really a phoenix. You have been around for three days. If it were in ancient times, you would definitely be on the same level as the Eight Beauties of Qinhuai."
The tyrant girl rolled her eyes at him, but accepted his compliments, her beauty stretched out, and she was very happy. At this time, Lan Xi glanced at Guo Huang, and she also started to sing a cappella.
When the wax in the south of the Yangtze River is gone, after the early plum blossoms bloom, the new year and the weeping willows are distributed.
The slender waist has its own style and style, and the body is still elegant and elegant.
By the side of Yongfengfang, there is no one around at all. Who can see the golden thread making the day clear?
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? When the green leaves become cloudy, and you have nothing to do, you will become emaciated.
"Don't let the east wind chase you and blow away the spring wrinkles between your brows.
"Song of the Cave Immortal: Jiangnan Lajie" is still a masterpiece by the great writer Su Dongpo. After Lan Xi finished singing, a pair of beautiful eyes looked at Guo Huang, and the subtext was very clear. How was my singing?
Guo Huang felt that both women had their own merits, so he answered honestly:
¡°It¡¯s very good, very good. It¡¯s far better than those in costume TV dramas that sing ancient songs and modern pop songs, such as the ¡®You are crazy and I¡¯m stupid¡¯ in ¡°The Return of the Pig¡±. It¡¯s much better.¡±
?"I didn't expect that this sister is so versatile. Brother Emperor, do you have any judgment about the two of us?"
Lan Xi did not speak, but looked at Guo Huang. Suddenly Guo Huang felt an atmosphere called Shura Field surround him, and cold sweat suddenly flowed down his face.
After saying that, he ran away and left this tragic Shura field.
"Phew, I was so scared that the beautiful girl in the third dimension was indeed stronger than the one in the second dimension. I had no choice but to run away in embarrassment."
After Guo Huang finished draining the water, he was a little hesitant to go back. He really wanted to separate his deskmate from his sister, otherwise he didn't know what would happen. At this moment, Guo Huang heard someone arguing next to the toilet. .
"Old Wang, the director of the park said he would starve the elephant to death. You secretly fed it. If he found out, he would be furious."
"II can't control that much anymore. I have worked in the zoo for so many years, and I have feelings for every animal, especially the long-haired one, which is very spiritual. I watched him grow from a baby elephant to an elephant. It is also an old face in the hearts of many tourists. How can we starve it to death? It is too cruel."
"There's nothing we can do about it. Who told it to still hurt Wan Dashao's girlfriend with a stone?"
"Then how can you blame it? It's obviously Wan Da Shaoxian's pain in the butt. He used rocks to hit it, and he even competed with several of his subordinates to see who can beat it! This way, let alone an elephant, it's just a wooden man. It's going to be popular! It just fought back hard and learned from others."
"What can be done about this? The director of the garden would never dare to offend Mr. Wan. Moreover, I heard that the director planned to starve the long-haired queen to death, and then seize its ivory and give it to Mr. Wan as compensation. ."
"What? That's too much. It turns out that this is what he was paying attention to! We are a zoo, not a breeding farm. Why do officials come here every now and then? The people from Kuan'er come to catch the autumn wind. In the past, the Siberian tigers in the wilderness were said to have died of illness, but in fact they were. Kill the tiger bones and give them to the director of the Forestry Bureau, as well as the wild donkey, which is said to be stolen. In fact, it was given to a rich man for dinner, right? And those two crocodiles "
"You are crazy. You are so loud. What if someone hears you? You can just keep these things in your stomach. Don't talk nonsense."
The two people¡¯s voices finally weakened. Guo Huang covered his chin with his hand and thought:
"No wonder I didn't see the elephant. When I was a child, my sister and I fed it and took photos together. Do you want to take care of this matter?"
But then he smiled bitterly, thinking that he was too angry with himself. Apart from force, he was just a powerless grassroots. Do he want to beat up the dean and Mr. Wan? In the three-dimensional world, many virtual props cannot be used, and the force of force is suppressed a lot by human luck. I really can't control such noisy matters. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com