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Chapter 124: The sister who failed to win the second prize is a tragic Shura field

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    Angry Birds is a game for smartphones. The bird uses a slingshot to use its body as a weapon to kill the green pig that steals the eggs. The green pig uses various stones, wood, and ice blocks to defend itself. The bird succeeds and laughs happily.  The green pig laughed at the failure.  Although simple, it has become popular all over the world.

    For those who have played this game, Guo Mi¡¯s complaints are really insightful. Guo Huang was a little surprised that the tyrant girl has such a talent for complaining.  At that moment, he laughed loudly and attracted the attention of tourists. Guo Huang completely ignored the gazes of everyone, took the hand of the tyrant girl, and began to 'hunt' in front of the animals.

    Guo Mi's hands are also very soft, as soft as bone. Her fingernails are carefully trimmed by her, making them very beautiful. She never uses cosmetics, but she paints light-colored nail polish on her fingernails, and every finger is  Like an artist playing the piano, she is very slender and slender. In addition to a pair of slender legs, she also has a pair of beautiful hands that are exactly the same. When she was in school, I don¡¯t know how many boys stared at her hands in a daze, longing for one day.  It's a pity that the desire of so many young boys to hold hands with her was completely ignored by Guo Huang.

    Holding his sister's hand is like holding his left hand with his right hand. This is how Guo Huang feels. Although he cherishes his sister very much, he is often amazed by the various benefits of killing sisters he encounters by chance. However, some people have said that in reality, girls control  They all have no sisters, so Guo Huang feels that he is definitely not a sister-controller (probably) and can be calm and calm.

    ¡°Brother, this hippopotamus is really ugly, but its skin is so thick that I don¡¯t know if a bow and arrow can penetrate it.¡±

    "You can't shoot."

    "Brother, look at the giraffe's neck. If a lion wants to kill it, how can it jump so high?"

    "This requires the help of male lions. It is difficult to rely on female lions alone. Also, why would you think of how to kill such a cute animal?"

    "Brother, look at why the lazy lion is called the king of beasts. Can it beat the tiger?"

    "He must be the king of the grassland. Like wolves, lions hunt in groups, and tigers hunt alone. Of course tigers are powerful, otherwise tigresses wouldn't be the most ferocious cats in the world."

    The tyrant girl is very excited. Every time she sees an animal, she must express her own opinions and questions. She is not as good as other girls. She is so cute. It seems that if she wants something, she will catch it and hunt it.  When it came to who was weaker in the fight, she spared only the panda.

    "Brother, look at Xi Panda, he is so fat. Why is he called an iron-eating beast?"

    "That's because they don't know much about pandas."

    In ancient times, giant pandas were also called "iron-eating beasts".

    Dongfang Shuo of the Han Dynasty's "Shenyi Jing": "There is a beast in the south, named Naitie, and it has a relationship of misinformation."

    Guo Pu of Jin Dynasty commented on "Er Ya Shi Beast": "It looks like a bear, with a small head, numb legs, black and white mottled hair, and can lick copper, iron and bamboo bones."

    "The First Collection of New Qixie" by Yuan Mei of the Qing Dynasty: "There is a tapir beast in Fang County. It likes to eat copper and iron without hurting people. It makes people salivate when they see plows, hoes, knives and axes, and eats them like rotten food. The food on the city gate is like rotten food.  Iron skin is all you can eat."

    These bizarre records are just the wrong delusions of ancient people. In fact, even the familiar "panda" is a wrong term.  Before liberation, the Beibei Museum in Chongqing once exhibited cat and panda specimens, with the word "cat panda" written across the sign from left to right.  However, at that time, newspapers and periodicals used to read horizontal headlines from right to left, so reporters mistakenly wrote "cat panda" as "panda" in their reports.

    The word "panda" has been widely spread by the media, and it is difficult to correct it as it is used to it.

    After walking around for a while, Guo Mi felt a little tired, so he rested on a recliner and said:

    "Brother, I'm thirsty."

    "Okay, I'm going to buy you Master Kong's bayberry sour soup. Queen will wait here for a moment."

    When he was wandering around just now, Guo Huang also saw a vending machine in the park, and quickly bought two bottles of drinks. Guo Mi¡¯s was bayberry sour soup, and Guo Huang¡¯s was still filled with Mirinda. The tyrant girl said:

    ¡°Don¡¯t drink this kind of soda all the time, it¡¯s not good for your health.¡±

    "I understand, Your Majesty."

    The two of them sat and stood for a while drinking drinks, Guo Huang said:

    "Queen, let's go boating later."

    "Well, brother emperor, I will go pick the flowers first."

    "Picking flowers? You cannot pick flowers in the park. If you are seen doing it, you will be fined."

    As soon as she finished speaking, she was kicked by the tyrant girl, and she said with a blushing face:

    "Fool."

    After saying that, she trotted away. Only then did Guo Huang realize that she was going for convenience."You said it so elegantly, how did I know? It's really, well, just right. I'll go and let it go."

    The newly built zoo has invested a lot of money, and the toilets are also well built. They are not squatting pits, but toilets and urinals. This made Guo Huang secretly nod. It is much better than the deceptive public toilets of the old zoo. It seems  At least some of the demolition and construction costs were used for real purposes.

    "Sister, I won't go in."

    A child with a milky voice said. Guo Huang turned around and saw a young girl holding the hand of a two or three-year-old child and rushing to the women's toilet. She was obviously in a hurry.

    "Why? What if you are captured by bad guys outside?"

    The girl¡¯s legs were trembling, and she was obviously very anxious.

    "Because grandma said that Xiaoguang is a boy and cannot go to the women's restroom."

    The girl said anxiously:

    "It doesn't matter that you are still young, and when you grow up, you won't have the chance to go in."

    Poof!

    Guo Huang couldn¡¯t help laughing and said:

    "Classmate Lan Xi, are you training Tian Boguang?"

    This girl has black hair and big frames. Isn¡¯t she the weak classmate Lan Xi at the same table?  Lan Xi did not expect to see Guo Huang in such a place, and was surprised and said:

    "Classmate Guo Huang, why are you here?"

    "I'm going to the park with my sister today. Come on in. I'll look after your brother for you."

    "Thank you, classmate Guo Huang."

    Lan Xi rushed in, Guo Huang pinched the little boy's face with a smile and said:

    "Little guy, what's your name?"

    The little boy said angrily:

    "You bitch, don't pinch my face. Xiaoguang is angry, so I didn't tell you that my name is Xiaoguang."

    ¡°That¡¯s it, Xiaoguang is angry, ah, my brother is so scared.¡±

    "Brother, why are you here?"

    The tyrant girl came out of the women's toilet and said a little surprised. Then she saw the little boy and she was even more surprised and said:

    "Where did this child come from?"

    When Guo Huang was about to answer, the little boy suddenly hugged his leg and said:

    "dad."

    Guo Huang was instantly petrified and said quickly:

    "Xiaoguang, what are you calling me? You want to call me brother."

    Before she finished speaking, Lan Xi also came out. The little boy ran over and hugged her and said:

    "Mom, dad doesn't want me anymore."

    This time, the two of them were directly petrified. Guo Huang watched the tyrant girl¡¯s mist like a thin layer of contact lens dissipate into evil spirit, his eyes widened, and he said with a ¡®smile¡¯ on his face:

    "Brother, can you tell me what's going on?"

    Guo Huang broke out in a cold sweat. He didn¡¯t need to speak in a neutral tone, and the tyrant girl who didn¡¯t claim to be mine was the scariest thing.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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