Sure enough, as I guessed, Zhan Ying told me that according to Susu's will, she really wanted to tie me up, and she still wanted to tie me to the bed, and I didn't have to worry about other things.
I yelled, "Cousin! I am a law-abiding citizen, and I will never be sexually inclined, so please rest assured!"
Zhan Ying said with a smile, it is still a trial period, and it will be decided in a month.
After Zhan Ying said this, I was about to collapse, and now the month will be over soon, saying this is useful! It seems that they are guarding against me all the time.
I begged Zhan Ying for mercy, it's okay to tie me up, just let me sleep on the sofa, and I will never mess around. But Zhan Ying said that Susu didn't agree with me being alone, because she was afraid that I would get off the rope at night and make fun of them.
nnd! I was completely speechless by them, so I had to stretch out my hands. Zhan Ying tied my hands first, and then led me to the bed in the bedroom, "Lie down!"
I took advantage of the situation and lay down on the bed, stretched out my feet, and Zhan Ying tied my feet again. I think this is going to be slaughtered again. It's really a shame, and it's not working. I really should ask Fatty Lu to taste it.
I lay on the bed, looked at the ceiling quietly, waited patiently for them to finish washing, and then went to bed. Then I said to Susu, "Honey, I haven't washed it, can you stand the smell of sweat?"
"Haha, my husband, I just like the smell of sweat, so I'll make do with it, and you can wash it tomorrow morning!" I didn't expect Susu to like to smell the sweat of men. It's really weird. The forest is so big that all birds can smell it. Yes, did Susu experience any stimulation when she was young?
Zhan Ying told Susu, "Let's go to sleep, it's getting late, and I have to go to work tomorrow." Then she said to me, "Brother-in-law, go get buns for breakfast tomorrow, I want to eat buns!"
nnd! Zhan Ying looks like a steamed stuffed bun, she knows how to eat it every day, no wonder the man divorced her, she is really greedy and lazy, a woman that is hard to find in the world.
"Could you two not sleep first? Let me make it easier for you, in case you fall asleep, you have to get up and untie me!" I suggested to the two of them to go to the bathroom first.
"What are you doing! After falling asleep, you don't need to pee!" Susu blamed me, and Zhan Ying came over to untie the rope for me.
I got off the bed, smiled and said, "This is a human physiological reaction, and I can't control it! Why don't you hang a urine bag for me, or use a diaper!"
After I finished speaking, Susu and Zhan Ying were so happy that I went to the bathroom to pee. I thought that since she was torturing me, I would have to toss them too. Anyway, I have plenty of time to sleep during the day.
Thinking of this, I went back to the bedroom and asked them to tie the rope for me again. Then I lie on the bed, close my eyes, and go to sleep.
After a while, the two of them also fell asleep. I also couldn't control my drowsiness due to the effect of sake. I thought I would wake them up to go to the bathroom when their hands and feet felt numb in the middle of the night. I couldn't really let them be tied up all night like last night.
When I fell asleep in the middle of the night, the place where my hands and feet were tied was really numb. I quickly pushed Susu, only to hear her snort, and she turned sideways without any movement. I touched Zhan Ying with my body again, but unexpectedly I also turned sideways.
Seeing both of them turn their bodies sideways, I became anxious, thinking that I still couldn't reach them, unlike when they were lying flat, I could still touch them with my body.
I thought of the pillow at the head of the bed, bit the pillow with my teeth, and flung it hard, just hitting Zhan Ying on the head, and she sat up for a moment, "What is it!"
"Cousin! I want to go to the bathroom, I can't hold back anymore!" Seeing Zhan Ying get up, I deliberately asked her for help. Zhan Ying turned on the desk lamp, "Are you really unable to hold back, or did you do it on purpose?"
I pretended to be uncomfortable and said, "Maybe I ate that sashimi last night, and I wanted to have diarrhea. I was afraid that I would smoke you if I pulled it on the bed!"
"That can't be done! I'll untie you right away!" Zhan Ying then untied the rope that tied me up and told me to go and come back quickly.
I walked quickly to the bathroom, squatted on the toilet, waited for them to fall asleep, and then slipped to sleep on the sofa.
After a while, I heard Zhan Ying calling me in a low voice outside the bathroom door, "It's not over yet! I'm going to sleep to death!"
"Cousin! Go to sleep! I feel like I can't finish my vent!" I told her pretending to be uncomfortable.
After a while, I heard Zhan Ying go into the bedroom, and I squatted there for a while, feeling numb in my legs, so I stood up and listened to the movement, I don't know if they were asleep or they would come out later Bar.
After a while, I thought that Zhan Ying had fallen asleep, so I walked gently to the living room, then lay down on the sofa, and let out a long sigh of relief. demo, you two women are actually fighting with me, I can sleep comfortably now.
As soon as I fell asleep, I heard someone yelling: "It's not good, there's a ghost! Lin Yucang is gone!" I sat up and heard that it was Zhan Ying's voice. It seemed that she was not asleep. She must go to the bathroom to find her. I went, and when I entered, there was no one there, so I yelled.
At this time, Susu was also awakened by Zhan Ying's voice, and hurried over, "What's going on?"
I heard Zhan Ying tell Susu that I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and came back after going to the bathroom as promised, but when she went to see it, I was nowhere to be seen.
I want to laugh but can't, my brain is spinning rapidly, I think they must find the living room, why not lie behind the sofa and scare them.
Sure enough, as I expected, I heard Susu say, "He must have gone to the living room!" The two went to the living room immediately, and after turning on the light, they were all dumbfounded, and there was no one in the living room.
Just heard Zhan Ying say, "Sister, has this person left? Are we being too hard on him?"
"I also feel that I always think that a husband should be a cow and a horse! But sometimes I don't know the seriousness! I don't know whether he is a good person or a bad person!" Susu said these words to Zhan Ying, I couldn't help hearing It's funny. It seems that in Susu's eyes, the husband in her heart must listen to everything without any rebuttal. If she continues to follow this standard, she will only be single for the rest of her life. China is a patriarchal society with heavy traditions. She thought about turning the corner, but she didn't have such great strength and ability.
I thought it was better for them to find out, so I snored lightly on purpose, and then I heard Susu say, "He's here!"
Susu ran to the back of the sofa, pointed at me lying on the bed, "You see, this kid is still sleeping soundly, did he have diarrhea?" Susu asked Zhan Ying.
I pretended not to hear, and continued to pretend to be asleep. Zhan Ying said, "Let's go to sleep, he's sleepy too, let him sleep!" After speaking, Susu took a blanket and covered me, so moved that she really wanted to sit up and say thank you.
Early the next morning, I went to buy buns and prepare breakfast. After sending them away, Xiaohong called me and told me that she wanted to talk to Susu. If this continues, who can bear it.
It's still Xiaohong who cares about me. Fatty Lu can't let him do anything. This kid really wants me to suffer here. I didn't have any accidents with that Ma Jiangtao on the mountain climbing, let alone guarding two women .
Sure enough, Xiaohong went to find Susu. Xiaohong was very clever. She took out the contract and explained it to Susu line by line, and said that if I lived an inhuman life like this, I really wanted to sue Susu for my personal rights. harm.
Susu heard Xiaohong said that she was going to sue her and used legal weapons, and was also scared. She quickly explained to Xiaohong that she didn't mean to hurt me, but she was just afraid that I would have some bad thoughts about her and Zhan Ying at night.
Xiaohong told Susu, let her take it to heart, if I was that kind of person, I wouldn¡¯t know how to do grooming work, I¡¯ve been doing it for so many years, I haven¡¯t seen anyone, and some women lure me to bed , I will not go.
Su Su looked at Xiao Hong in surprise, and asked her if it really happened. Xiao Hong said that if she didn't believe it, she could give her the customer information, and as long as Su Su dared to ask, she could go and verify them one by one.
Xiaohong specifically pointed out the matter of Zhan Ying, saying that the contract was clearly about Susu and I, so why did Zhan Ying get involved.
Susu said embarrassingly that Zhan Ying came to embolden her, fearing that a strange man would suddenly appear at home and cause trouble. Xiaohong expressed understanding, but Xiaohong said that if this continues, the contract will be terminated and legal procedures will be entered.
It's still Xiaohong who is amazing, and Susu was shocked by a few words, and Susu promised to compensate me with money for disrespecting me these few days. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com