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Li Xiao¡¯s good impression of monks does not mean that he likes to be deceived by the mysterious old monk.
The old monk asked Li Xiao if he wanted to live until today next year. This is the most frequently used sentence when the charlatan is preparing to deceive people.
Considering that he was a former comrade, Li Xiao couldn't do it himself, so he could only help Xiaobai.
Xiaobai immediately laughed ferociously.
The old monk hurriedly shouted: "The two donors, don't you give me a chance to explain?"
"After I break your legs and listen to your explanation, you will hear the truth."
After hearing what Xiaobai said, Li Xiao suddenly felt that she still had some wisdom, otherwise she would not be able to say such philosophical words.
With a movement that was seriously inconsistent with his actual age, the old monk jumped to Li Xiao's side with a quick step: "I was watching the sky the night before last, and suddenly I saw a demon star twinkling, corresponding to the sea of ??clouds. This is a sneaky attack, a sign of great misfortune!"
"It is my duty as a Buddhist disciple to subjugate and eliminate demons. If I don't pay attention, I'll just pay it back. Now that I have encountered it, I will never allow that sneaky thing to go out and harm others!"
"Poor old man Kong has the ability to subjugate demons and eliminate demons, but due to lack of money, he hurriedly hurried and rushed to the sea of ??clouds at Mao hour. However, the sneaky thing happened again. Originally, old man wanted to run directly to the corresponding place of the demon star. However, I accidentally discovered that the evil spirit here is soaring."
The old monk drooled and spoke clearly. Xiaobai was almost stunned and said so much.
"Xiaobai was stunned because the old monk said that when he was observing the sky the night before, he found the twinkling demon stars corresponding to the sea of ??clouds.
She and Li Xiao were in the Jing family¡¯s old house and almost capsized in the gutter. Wasn¡¯t it the night before?
Not to mention Xiaobai, even Li Xiao¡¯s heart skipped a beat and his ears pricked up after hearing this.
"The Infinite Heavenly Lord."
After successfully neutralizing Xiao Bai's evil spirit and attracting Li Xiao's attention, the old monk once again expressed his dignity: "After seeing the evil spirit here, I was so strapped for money that I kept running around for more than ten hours, but I still didn't have enough rice. , regardless of exhaustion, immediately turned back and rushed here, ready to see who the evildoer was and survive the tribulation here."
"Unexpectedly, the evil energy soaring into the sky came quickly."
The old monk glanced at the car, then glanced at Xiaobai, and then said to Li Xiao: "It turns out that the two donors who were infected with evil spirits drove here quickly. If the old monk guessed wrong, the two donors were going to sneak around. A place filled with evil spirits, right?¡±
Li Xiao nodded slowly.
Xiaobai couldn't help but ask: "You suddenly jumped out and wanted to stop us."
"Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, that's good, that's good, that's exactly what it is."
"Do you have a way to solve the sneaky aura over there?"
Xiao Bai didn't have time to care, the old monk said the name for a while, then the Buddha for a while, and asked nervously.
The old monk Baoxiang Dignity said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, if I don't have the skill of slaying dragons, how can I dare to go to the East China Sea?"
Xiaobai raised his hand and grabbed his sleeve: "Then tell me quickly, what should I do to solve the problem!?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, I am both thirsty and hungry."
The old monk lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, slowly crossed his legs, sat in front of the car, and read the scriptures non-stop.
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment and understood.
The old monk is trying to rip you off.
"It's just obvious that the old monk knocked the wrong person.
If it were Feng Meizhu, she would definitely take out all the money in the small bag and give it to the old monk, asking for advice.
??But Xiaobai refused to lead him away and had a retrogressive temper!
She raised her feet! !
The old monk who was chanting sutras groaned in pain and was about to get up when his neck was pinched by Xiaobai.
The sharp water-dividing thorn rested on the main artery of his neck.
Xiaobai smiled sinisterly: "Old thief, do you believe that my aunt will kill you? Anyway, this is a wilderness. Kill a lot of people and throw them away casually. In a few days, they will stink and be eaten by maggots, which will make the ground fat. , the peonies are red and the bananas are green.¡±
Li Xiao blushed a little.
Because Xiaobai had such a bad attitude towards the old monk.
But why does he feel so good?
Old monk¡ª¡ª
Ten minutes later, the gray-faced old monk sat on the back seat.
The old monk who travels around the world is so hungry that his legs are weak. His pockets must be empty and his face is cleaner.
"However, there is something on him that is extremely valuable to him.
The ultimatum.
The Dudu is the real monk?Female donor. "
Master Kongkong immediately smiled and opened the food bag.
Xiaobai¡¯s face was full of embarrassment.
She finally saw that the old monk was indeed hungry.
Although Xiaobai¡¯s educational level is not high, he still understands the principle of ¡°If you don¡¯t feed the horse grass, you still want the horse to jump.¡±
But when she bought food for the old monk, she didn¡¯t buy vegetarian food.
A braised chicken, half a piece of pork head, and a bottle of white wine.
This old monk dared to play tricks on her because he knew a little bit about Taoism. After Xiaobai gave him a lot of punches and kicks, if he didn't play tricks, he wouldn't sleep well at night.
She wanted to see if the old monk, who was about to starve to death, would hold on to the delicious food and wine to hold back his hunger!
Master Kong Kong was obviously stunned for a moment after seeing these things.
Xiaobai had already exposed his eight teeth and was ready to smile politely and refuse his request to "ask the female donor to change to some vegetarian food".
But next¡ª¡ª
It wasn't until the pig head meat, which weighed one and a half kilograms, disappeared from Master Kongkong's mouth that Xiaobai came to his senses and murmured: "Master, can't you even say 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will stay in the heart'?" Are you too lazy to say it?"
Master Kongkong raised the braised chicken, sniffed it with his nose, and frowned: "Female donor, this braised chicken is definitely not the authentic Texas braised chicken. The Texas braised chicken has a rich meat flavor, but it is not greasy. Not to mention that you are not making it. During the process, excessive amounts of star anise and other seasonings were used. However, it is still slightly better than what is produced in small workshops."
Xiaobai was stunned.
??This old monk can tell that it is not a genuine product just by smelling it. How many braised chickens must he eat to develop this ability?
Especially after seeing him tear off a chicken leg and spitting out the bone from the right corner of his mouth as soon as he passed it in from the left corner of his mouth, Xiaobai was even more shocked.
Just when Xiaobai was in a daze, Li Xiao spoke: "Xiaobai, when you went to the supermarket, Master Kongkong said that you looked petite and cute, but in fact you were stupid, ignorant and domineering. You didn't have any grace that a girl should have. It's destined to be No man would want it even if it¡¯s a reverse offer.¡±
Master Kong Kong¡ª¡ª
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