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"You are not allowed to smoke anymore. Haven't you even read the news reports?" Ye Shengxue said and called up the appearance of the lungs after smoking too much on her mobile phone. It looked quite permeable.
"Hiss~" Chen Yefeng took a breath of air.
"How is it? Isn't it so scary?" Ye Shengxue also started to murmur like a little daughter-in-law.
"No." Chen Yefeng immediately interrupted Ye Shengxue's chatter, "Actually, to be honest, after seeing this picture, I still want to smoke a cigarette."
"Why?"
"I want to smoke a cigarette to calm down."
Ye Shengxue: ""
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On the judges¡¯ stage.
"Who wrote this? This handwriting is reallywhy do we have people here who are so bad at writing!"
"Chen Yefeng? Huh? Is he the one who gave us the first couplet in Lao Tao's mouth?"
"He actually composed two poems? Isn't this a bit exaggerated? It's obvious that the words are not enough, so he just made up the numbers."
"Looking at the snow?"
"Thousands of pieces are broken into pieces, and half of them are tilted in the wind. There is no powder in the sky, and there are no trees and only flowers are floating!"
"There is not a word for snow in this whole article, but it gives people a strong sense of picture. This!"
¡°Fuck!!!¡±
"Or two songs?"
There was suddenly a shocking sound of slapping the table in the quiet venue of Nuoda
The chief judge who was smoking suddenly stood up and looked at the two poems in front of him, his eyes filled with shock! ! !
At this moment.
The whole place was silent, extremely quiet.
Everyone was staring at the chief judge on the stage, wondering why he was suddenly so shocked.
In the impression of everyone present, the chief judge who has presided over many literary competitions has always been a very calm person!
Since the literary competition was held until now, he has experienced a lot and seen a lot. Logically speaking, his mentality should be calm and calm.
But what is the situation now?
There were many people who had participated in the literary competition more than once. They looked at the very shocked chief judge and were a little confused.
This old manwhat happened today?
Why are you so excited all of a sudden? Do you want to help call an ambulance?
besides¡¡
How much is 120?
This idea came to many people's minds, because at this moment, the chief judge's chest kept rising and falling, his face flushed, and he was very excited!
"Old Wang, are you okay?"
"Old Wang, I still have a few bottles of good wine at home that haven't been opened. Don't scare me!"
The other judges thought he suddenly had an old habit and stood up in fright.
However, at this moment, Professor Wang took two deep breaths and then gently patted the person holding him.
"It's okay, I'm fine."
"That's good, that's good!" Tao Xizhi also breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that he could keep his good wine.
"Old Wang, although this student's handwriting is a bit bad, this poem is indeed memorable. It has mixed success and failure, so you don't have to be too angry." Tao Xizhi tried his best to speak kindly to Chen Yefeng.
¡°After all, my granddaughter may be defeated in the first round now, but she can¡¯t let Chen Yefeng ruin it because of one handwriting!
Where can I put my old face like this?
¡°You guys take a look first and then talk!¡±
"I have to say, this word is really vulgar. Are you offended by this word? You shouldn't be It's not like I've never seen anything worse
"Wait a minute, he wrote two poems? "
"What, you wrote two songs!?" Tao Xizhi was stunned for a moment, then grabbed it and looked at the second song.
"Jiang Xue
Birds in thousands of mountains have disappeared, and all traces of people have disappeared.
Boat PC World Weng, fishing alone trees and snow! "
"How is it? Are you particularly shocked?" Professor Wang had a smile on his face at this time, but he didn't look angry at all.
"Old Tao, show me!"
"I'll take a look too!"
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Ever since.
A medium-sized piece of white paper was passed from beginning to end by several old judges and professors. Every judge who saw it had their eyes widened as if struck by lightning, and someIt even turned into a stutter.
What¡¯s more, the chief judge also passed it into the hands of the contestants, one after another, shocking one after another.
When it was passed to Tao Lu, what caught her eye was naturally some ugly fonts
When Chen Yefeng's name was signed in the lower left corner, she was speechless at first, but when she saw the poem, Tao Lu was shocked and speechless.
This person is so strangeit's really hard to figure out! ! !
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"Why are you looking at me like this?" Chen Yefeng looked at Tao Lu who was staring at him, feeling a little uncomfortable all over.
Although I¡¯m handsome, you can¡¯t be so blatant, after all, your girlfriend is still with you! ! !
However, he soon discovered that it was not just Tao Lu, but also many other contestants on the judging panel who were staring at him.
"Look, I've already said it, youyou are so good at writing!!!" Ye Shengxue said with a look of hatred on her face, "I have reminded you, the first impression is very important, this The judges have very high requirements for everything, especially word matching. I just took a rough look at your handwriting. I'm afraid you will become a negative example later and embarrass the whole audience."
"Isn't it!?" The corner of Chen Yefeng's mouth twitched, "Even if my handwriting is indeed a little bad, it won't be enough for everyone to look at it. Isn't this embarrassing myself in front of everyone? !!!"
"You deserve it. Instead of practicing calligraphy, you just play games every day. Now you regret it."
"Of course I don't regret it!!!" Chen Yefeng said very seriously.
"Hmph, you will be embarrassed later, how about I take you away secretly, so as not to be embarrassed later." Ye Shengxue suggested.
¡°Then how about we go back to your hotel.¡±
"What are you going back to the hotel for?"
¡°I¡¯ll show you a big baby!!!¡±
¡°What kind of big baby is this?¡±
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After Chen Yefeng finished speaking, he raised his head and looked around, and naturally noticed the way the chief judge looked at him.
The old man¡¯s eyes were particularly excited, giving the impression that he wanted to eat himself.
This made Chen Yefeng feel a little scared.
¡°How embarrassing would it be to be criticized in public?
I, Chen Yefeng, am a face-saving person!
I am so handsome, I must not be embarrassed!
How about leaving secretly like Xiaoxue said?
It just so happens that I can take the opportunity to take her back to the hotel to discuss the important matter of human reproduction! ! !
Isn¡¯t it beautiful?
"Xiaoxue, I think you are right, let's leave quickly!" Chen Yefeng discussed in a low voice.
"Humph, thank you for your shame." Ye Shengxue rolled her eyes at Chen Yefeng. smiled proudly
"Of course, I am a person who wants to save face after all."