Zhu Yifan wanted to talk to me, but I waved my hand to signal him to be silent, and shouted flatly: "Who?"
"Have the guests not rested yet? I am the screener in charge of the monk's dormitory. Lama Tiebang asked me to come over and ask if the guests have any needs." The guy outside the door said politely.
Zhu Yifan frowned at me, probably muttering a little bit, maybe these lamas were a little too attentive in the middle of the night.
How did he know that I have been promoted to a "distinguished guest" now!
????????????????????????????????????????I signaled the golden honey to turn into its original form, and stuffed the turquoise into Zhu Yifan's male bag. This way, this guy is isolated from the outside, and I don't have to worry about him running away.
"Come in!" I greeted him carelessly, leaning on the Taishi chair.
"Master, what are you doing" Zhu Yifan was a little confused, wondering why I acted like this.
I blinked at him and whispered: "Just watch it!"
The door was pushed open, and two monks, an old man and a young man, walked in. The young man smelled of blood, and I recognized him at a glance. This guy was one of the people underground in the stone castle just now.
"Are you getting used to the two guests? The temple is located in the mountains and the conditions are a bit poor. If you need anything, just ask." The old monk bowed and said politely, but his eyes were secretly directed towards Baguio on the bed. Take a few glances.
There is no doubt that this is to determine whether I am the person they are looking for!
Zhu Yifan was eager to send them away, so he said perfunctorily: "I'm used to everything. I'm not far away from the temple to miss you. It's late at night, and I asked the two masters to go back and rest"
"Who said you're used to it?" I said loudly: "Xiao Zhuzi, you can't let down the kindness of the two masters because you are modest and polite. Since the temple has asked, we have to mention it if we have difficulties."
"Oh, does the guest have any dissatisfaction? Just say it!" The old monk nodded quickly.
I thought to myself, don¡¯t think that I don¡¯t know about your frivolous ways. Didn¡¯t you just get Zhen Xingyun¡¯s order to keep me anyway? Then I won't be polite
"Master, if that's the case, I won't be polite!" I smiled and said, "Although we are here to see a doctor, we are also guests after all. Let's not talk about the accommodation conditions. You can¡¯t even take a bath?¡±
"Huh?" The old monk was stunned. He probably never thought that I would make such a request.
"Take a bath! Do you mean that the great master doesn't take a bath all day long?" I deliberately didn't look at the old guy and said carelessly: "It's just bath salts. I guess you don't have any here. But there must be no shortage of petals. You have a place here." Aren't they producing red flowers and snow lotus? It's better to cover the water surface. By the way, does your temple have a massage bather? It's best to be one who is proficient in cupping and scraping. I'll send one over later and wait until I'm done soaking. Gave me a full body spa.¡±
The old monk was confused, and Zhu Yifan was dumbfounded.
"Master? Did you hear that? Is my request a bit too high?" I smacked my tongue and said, "Oh, forget it if it's difficult. We'll leave tomorrow. When will Master Zhen Xingyun come back? I'll come again."
"No, no, no, the distinguished guest's request is not high at all, I will prepare it right now!" The old monk quickly agreed, winked at the young monk and said, "Why don't you hurry up and get ready"
I smiled in my heart and said: "Don't worry, little master, I haven't finished talking yet. Taking a bath requires physical strength, and you also need to replenish water. So, if it is convenient for your temple, you can take a bath in our place At that time, another fruit plate will be delivered, and then after we finish soaking, a plate of cooked beef or roasted lamb legs will be delivered. By the way, I know that your place is remote and transportation is inconvenient, so durian and mango are not required. There are always oranges and apples. ? It¡¯s best to remove the skin and cut it with a flower knife or something!¡±
"Guest, your request" the old monk murmured: "We are a temple, not a supermarket. Besides, we don't eat meat"
"Really? It seems I was rude!" I sighed and shook my head and said, "Hey, it's not home after all. Xiao Zhuzi, pack your luggage and let's go back tomorrow morning. Don't disturb the purity of the Paosha"
As soon as I finished speaking, the old monk suddenly panicked and said immediately: "No, don't be anxious! The visitor is a guest. I, the Buddha, are compassionate and make friends with people who are destined to be in the world. You can stay here, II will give you orders right now. Go down and try your best to meet the guests' requirements then are there any other needs?"
When asked this question, the old monk obviously lacked confidence.
I chuckled secretly, waved my hand and said: "No for now. Of course, it would be nice if there were singers outside the door when we were taking a bath. Think about it, I was taking a bath, and the tune 'Peach Leaves' was humming outside. When the point is pointed, the willow leaves will cover it.Damn it' You said, do I enjoy the bath more with a rub? "
The old monk's face turned dark, but he could only smile awkwardly and prevaricate: "We don't know this song I can sing the Great Compassion Mantra, do you think so?"
"Forget it, let's just listen to the cries of the crickets!" I waved my hand and said, "Then I'll help you both! You guys are well-deserved. They all say that Tuolin Temple is like the Western Paradise. All the monks here are. Living Lei Feng no, no, they are all living Bodhisattvas, as expected."
The two guys smiled angrily and hurried out.
Zhu Yifan asked me in a low voice with a look of astonishment on his face: "Master, you have tricked me. I thought you were hysterical. But it's strange, why are these guys so obedient?"
"You don't have to worry about this. I'll be in the inner room while you're outside. Just take a bath and eat the leg of lamb!" I smiled, pointed at the man's bag and said, "I've hidden the things inside. Who knows?" No one can discover it."
After a while, the entire temple outside became lively.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????It was a lively chatter among those carrying water, holding firewood, and grilling meat. After a while, two huge log bathtubs were brought in. One by one, sleepy-eyed monks came in carrying loads of hot water
I was not polite, scattered the petals, jumped into the bathtub, and kicked everyone out.
¡°Master, this is the first time I have enjoyed it so much!¡± Zhu Yifan outside laughed through the screen.
But I was not relaxed at all while lying in the hot water.
¡°Teasing them is just to show off bad temper, but how to take the next step is really difficult for me.
Actually, I have already guessed almost exactly who Zhen Xingyun is, but I still don¡¯t understand why he has the confidence to keep me. Do I really want to stay here and stare at Zhen Xingyun when he comes back to fight, or should I just have a little fun and leave first? After all, Baguio's illness is the most important thing
"Ahem!" Just when I was thinking wildly, a light cough suddenly came from the bed.
Baguio? Baguio woke up?
I was startled, not caring that I was still naked, and jumped out of the fish barrel (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com