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"Don't lie to me! How could someone appear in such a quiet place?" I sneered at Jin Jiaomi and said, "You're right, we are a modest gentleman, but it depends on who we are talking about. You are the only one like me. , lies one after another, and the turning of the eyes shows what is in the mind. If I treat you like a gentleman, that would be stupid! Although I see that you are from a Buddhist family, I don¡¯t care about you now, but you landed on the Xumen for no reason. I sent it in. This matter still needs to be investigated. Whether it was intentional or unintentional, God knows."
Jin Jiaomi said with a look of helplessness: "You are treating me as a prisoner. Luo Bu, Luo Bu, you are so heartless. If I hadn't accompanied you to Tianchi, how could I have ended up here now? Besides, Well, even if you are a prisoner, you have to respect him, right? There is no truth in the prisoner's mouth? If I tell you now that there is someone behind you holding a piece of shit, would you believe it?"
"If you believe me, you're a fool!" I snorted.
Jin Jiaomi sneered, and Nunu said: "Come on, you big fool, turn your head and take a look."
I suddenly felt something was wrong. There did seem to be a dark wind floating behind me. Could it be that there was really someone?
I was shocked and turned around quickly, only to almost bump into a "plate of shit".
"I go!"
I yelled and jumped several meters away.
There is actually shit.
But behind me, I saw a man wearing ancient Taoist robes. This man had an unkempt beard, a messy bun, a somewhat dirty face, squinted eyes, and a slightly dull smile. His Taoist robes were in tatters, and his Arhat shoes had holes in them, and half of his feet were exposed.
The thing that left me speechless the most was that this guy actually had a roll of shit in his hand, which was brown and glowed with the dark light of having been touching it for many years. This thing also exudes a faint stench. I took a quick look and thought, gosh, it¡¯s really soaking in shit.
However, fortunately, I am also very knowledgeable and know some rare objects.
Everyone knows that in the land of Hanzhong, there has been a kind of strange stone with a faint fragrance since ancient times, which is called smelling jade. But they don't know that on the same mountain, on a shady slope, there is also a strange stone with an innate odor. It's the smelly stone. It is said that these two kinds of stones are actually the same species, but they have different selection and adsorption of the smell of the surrounding natural environment, resulting in two completely opposite flavors.
The sloppy guy in front of me is holding, I guess, a piece of smelly jade. ?
Mom pulled a Ba Zi, scared me just now, I thought someone was really okay to engage in a shit!
But then again, even if this is a stone polished by smelly jade, no normal person would play with it. Even a plate of two beef meatballs is better than a plate of this thing
Jin Jiaomi grinned at my embarrassment and said, "I warned you, you don't believe it"
This guy is just taking pleasure in his misfortune.
However, I have no time to pay attention to him now. What I care about is the person in front of me with shit on his hands.
It can be seen from his steps and facial expression just now that this person has already ascended to the so-called "immortal" level among the people. However, this kind of 'immortal' is still far from the real enlightenment. It¡¯s just that the body doesn¡¯t have to live and die for the time being, and the soul doesn¡¯t have to go through reincarnation It doesn¡¯t mean it can travel through the three realms, teleport, or know good or bad luck
However, even so, Yang cultivators who can reach his level can be regarded as one in a million.
"You two, welcome to Kunlun Ruins." The Taoist priest smiled naively at me and said, "I am a poor Taoist, but I have missed my welcome from afar. Please forgive me."
"Isn't it the Xumen? Why did it become the Kunlun Ruins?" Jin Jiaomi muttered.
"It's terrible to be uneducated!" I teased: "Don't you understand this? The mountain is called Kunlun Mountain, and the environment is called Kunlun Ruins. There are two people in one place, one real and one illusory. It is said that Kunlun Ruins is the place where the God of Kunlun Mountain is located. Qingxiu Shangjing, but I didn't expect it to be within the Xumen."
"This brother has extraordinary knowledge!" The Taoist priest bowed to me and said with a slight smile: "Yes, within the Xumen is the Kunlun Ruins."
I waved my hand to tell him to stay away from me, and said disgustedly: "Hey, this dear man, if you have something to say, please lift your shit away from me. I feel a little nauseous when I look at it"
"Ahhaha, it's easy to talk." The Taoist smiled nonchalantly and said: "Brother Gui, from now on we will be in the same place and take care of each other. If you have anything to say, just ask the poor Taoist. I will tell you everything you know."
Ghost brother? Call me?
I just remembered that when I was at the bottom of the Washing Heaven Lake, I had already imprisoned the other three cultivation levels. Now outsiders can only see that I have a ghost body, but I am just a ghost!
"At ???, I can ask you anything? "I asked back.
The Taoist priest nodded and said: "Yes, there is no one here who knows everything here better than me."
"Okay, then let me ask you, where is your best brothel? Who is the most beautiful girl's name? Are there any delicious ones, such as thousand-year-old brands? Or, affordable Fuling mustard, tea eggs and Xuwen Where can I buy pineapples?¡±
The Taoist priest looked confused and forgot to plate the shit in his hand. He frowned for a while and said: "This this really doesn't exist it's too difficult. You know, this is the Kunlun Ruins. There are many things more important than eating, drinking and defecation." It¡¯s a big deal! How about you ask something else?¡±
I smiled and said seriously: "I know you don't know, so I'm asking you a simple question. Tell me where the exit of this virtual door is. I have to leave."
The Taoist priest then realized that I was making fun of him.
But he was not angry, but smiled helplessly and said: "I'm sorry, Brother Ghost, I really don't know this. Kunlun Ruins there is no exit"
"Impossible!" Jin Jiaomi said loudly: "If you can go in, why can't you get out? Is this where you have Pixiu's belly?"
The Taoist priest glanced at Jin Jiaomi, but lost the same smile as me, and said coldly: "I'm talking to Brother Ghost, is it your turn to interrupt? Let me tell you, this is Pixiu's belly, you can't get in or out. What's wrong? ?Not convinced?"
"Hey, sister, be polite to him, and that's how you behave with me, right?" Jin Jiaomi was so angry that she yelled, "A dog looks down on others!"
The Taoist priest said calmly: "There is no way, this is the rule here. This ghost brother has a higher level of cultivation than me, but you, that may not be the case."
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????mbOUT Out There Are Levels Here? Good guy, the land of Qingxiu has not been able to get rid of the moral code of the earthly world!
"Not necessarily? Then I will teach you a lesson! Let's see who is taller, you or me!" Jin Jiaomi was so angry that she gritted her teeth and fought the Taoist priest to the death.
"Wait!" I stopped him and turned to the Taoist priest: "Since you said it doesn't count, let's stop talking nonsense. Just tell me, who among you has the final say? Or you can go back and tell him to let me go. Leave, or I go and tell him in person that I have to leave.¡±
The Taoist priest looked confused and frowned: "Didn't you come in on your own initiative? Why did you leave again? Please forgive me for reminding you again, this is the Kunlun Ruins, the best place for Qing cultivation. Don't you want to become an immortal? Don't you want to attain Taoism? Pindao has been searching for many years, but it's not easy for him to get in. Ordinary people have no chance at all"
"Haha, let's give such a good opportunity to others, let's forget it!" Jin Jiaomi said: "We are both ordinary people, and we have no intention of becoming immortals. When we come here, we just stepped on dog shit and fell in. of¡¡"
When the Taoist priest heard this, he became a little impatient. He waved his hands and said, "That's it. Haha, I have nothing to say. If you really have the ability to leave, then you can go on your own. Forgive me and leave first." ¡¡±
After the guy finished speaking, he turned around and left.
I know that this guy is playing hard to get, because he knows that we can¡¯t leave, so we naturally have to beg him.
"Haha, Taoist Priest, don't be angry." I stopped Jin Jiaomi and said with a smile, "We're not leaving" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com