"Hey, my godfather is back? He wasn't hit to death!" I teased with a slight smile.
Master Qi rolled his eyes at me angrily, but before he could say anything, the female assistant spoke first, holding up her orchid finger and scolding: "Why are you talking? You called me godbrother? You, a cook, don't stay in the kitchen, old man?" What are you trying to gather in the living room? You also know that your godbrother is in trouble today, so why don¡¯t you go and make something appetizing for your godbrother to calm down your shock? My godbrother, the person you are looking for is so mean. He knows that you are suffering. He's injured and still smiling playfully, why don't we just shoot him!"
"That's right, it's unreasonable!" Master Qi pointed at me proudly and said, "Go, make me some soup to make up for it."
I thought to myself, uncle, you were in a car accident, nothing happened, do you need to take tonic supplements? The car didn¡¯t crush your kidney
"Brother Hui Gan, I heard that some bastards on the market are fed with medicine. If they eat it, they will damage their kidneys. Let's forget it!" I said with a smile: "By the way, did you break your hand and can't move it? Why only Can it be hung on this assistant's waist and butt? I have learned bone setting, do you want me to connect the broken bones for you?"
The female assistant blushed and glared at me!
Master Qi quickly waved his hand and said, "No need, no need."
After saying that, he winked at me with a flattering look on his face, and then pretended to order: "Forget about the bastard soup, can you pour me a cup of tea?"
Your sister, in order to show off in front of women, you actually asked me to drink water for him!
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Seeing him winking, I can¡¯t criticize his face, so forget it, since I gave him the opportunity to pretend, let¡¯s let him do it!
As I poured the water, the female assistant began to report on the work excitedly.
¡°Brother, it¡¯s a blessing in disguise that something happened to you this time! Do you know? You dominated the headlines of all entertainment news today! By the way, you also made two million!¡±
"Two million? Where did it come from?" Master Qi looked confused. Could it be that he could get money out of a car accident?
The female assistant winked at her and said with a smile: "Brother, have you forgotten? Didn't you ask me to set up a support group for you as a stranger? I also established the Fan Shiqian Mountain Children's Aid Foundation in the name of the support group. Ah, specifically to raise funds from fans. As soon as you got into trouble today, your fans started to raise funds to support you in the name of charity! In this way, in just a few hours, two million were raised!"
"Have I ever done such a good thing?" Master Qi smiled bitterly and said, "Then it's up to you to give the money to the mountainous area!"
The female assistant frowned and said: "Brother, what are you talking about? Why should we give the money we earn from car accidents to those children from mountainous areas whom we don't recognize? Have you forgotten the purpose of setting up this support group? Isn't that right? It's just plucking the wool. These fans are the sheep we raise. If you don't pluck the wool, they won't be happy!"
The female assistant said, opened her phone and continued to hum: "Look, the support account is full of videos and red envelopes sent to you by fans. These girls are crying so hard. I guess their parents have never been so sad when they left. .Tell me, what are these people crying about, how annoying they are, how nice it would be if they all gave out red envelopes By the way, godbrother, you can also make a video later, pretending to have tears in your eyes, and thank the fans online. Let¡¯s win them over. Secondly, to leave a good impression on people's hearts, and more importantly, maybe we can collect another amount of money"
Master Qi and I looked at each other with innocent expressions on our faces, which meant that I was not the one who did this, it was Fan Shi who did it
"This money comes quickly. If my godfather gets into hundreds of car accidents a year, wouldn't he get the tens of millions? But then again, those children in the mountains don't get help, how are you going to explain it to the foundation? Ah!" I asked quietly.
"Shut your crow mouth, do you want something to happen to your godfather?" The female assistant Hu Jie Huwei angrily yelled at me: "When the foundation's money comes, it is my godfather's income. Who can care about others? Wait until godfather has it." When we get advertising sponsors, why don't we just ask them for rags, old schoolbags, and old textbooks to send to the mountainous areas? What kind of world have these poor children seen? Three to five thousand yuan is spent! Forget it, you are a cook , how can you understand this!"
The female assistant smiled charmingly and whispered to Master Qi: "Brother, how do you feel now? How about I rub your waist"
I winked at Master Qi and asked him to send this woman away. I have something to say
Although Master Qi was full of lust, he did not dare to joke about important matters, so he said in a long voice: "Xiao Li, you go first, I will take a rest by myself."
When the female assistant heard this, her face drooped and she was a little reluctant.
Master Qi suddenly understood, coughed slightly and said: "What, this time the money from the foundation should be spent on public welfare projects in mountainous areas. By the way, I will give you a small change. It is a reward for your work during this period." Of course"
After hearing this, the female assistant immediately became excited again. Regardless of my presence, she kissed Master Qi on the cheek: "Thank you, godbrother, you are so caring. I want to thank you on behalf of the children in the mountainous area"
This woman twisted her hips in one step and twisted her waist in three steps before going out!
When the woman disappeared, I stepped forward and picked up Mr. Qi and cursed: "Damn it, you've got a lot of patience. Do you want me to serve you? Go and get me a glass of water!"
Master Qi grinned happily, and while pouring me water, he smiled and said: "Thank you, Master Bu, for giving me face. Tsk tsk, this life is so exciting. This is the pleasure of being the protagonist"
"Don't worry!" I said seriously: "I also had a car accident today, and it was almost exactly the same as yours!"
Master Qi was startled and clicked his tongue: "So, you also saw that red smoke shadow? Damn it, what does he mean, he killed us once and he still pursues us?"
I nodded and said: "According to my analysis, this guy should have one soul and two bodies. He is a very difficult character."
Then, I told Master Qi again about the murder of the perverted man today.
Master Qi rubbed his head and suddenly realized: "I know, this guy is not chasing us, he regards us as his opponents. Since he has fought with you and is still so conceited, it seems that he has to continue Kill people!"
"So, tonight, we are going to the Wuji Wuji Bar. Another target mentioned by the Dumpling King will appear at the Wuji Wuji Bar tonight. If we are lucky, we can meet him head-on and have a big fight. It's time!" I said softly, "This time I feel it will be smoother than every time. As long as I can see through his true identity and know his true face, I will have the confidence to take him away directly using the records of Shan Hai Jing Wai Jing! "(Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com