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Chapter 1,243 The Dung Beetle God

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    Temple blessing?

    I glanced at Wang Xuhui and couldn't help but smile: "You? Temple blessing?"

    Wang Xuhui smiled bitterly and said, "What? It doesn't look like it?"

    We all know that Wang Xuhui is a contented person, and apart from his medical skills, everything else can be done with ease and simplicity.  And what is the temple blessing for?  The person who manages the Buddha statues and incense in the temple.  In other words, you are a handyman in front of the Buddha. With his temper, you are a statue of the Tathagata Buddha. I have no time to wipe the dust for you or light incense to worship you!

    Niu Fen said: "I don't think it looks like it either. Look at him, he looks so lazy and lazy, does he look like a temple blessing?"

    "That's right!" I said: "For example, among us, apart from me, you know the most about the meridian diagrams of the four Yangming spirit demon clans, right? If you were serious about it, your current cultivation level would definitely be beyond  Is that so? But what about you? You don¡¯t even bother to advance your cultivation, you are a temple blessing, I believe you!¡±

    Wang Xuhui shook his head helplessly and sighed: "You think I am willing? If you have this time, read the pharmacopoeia and memorize another genealogy and meridian diagram? If not, just take a nap! Who wants to be with this Qingdeng?  Huang Juan is staying together!"

    "Lao Wang said, he checked the butter pot very skillfully and filled up the oil lamps on the wall!

    Then, he quickly lit another stick of incense.

    Look at his movements and the calm expression on his face, it really looks like a temple blessing!

    "You damn doctor, are you really a temple blessing?" Lao Ma said in surprise.

    "Do you think I'm joking?" Wang Xuhui put down the butter pot and said seriously: "I don't know who opened this temple, and I don't know who the owner of the temple is. However, there are three halls and nine houses, and I have to take care of them all.  !¡±

    Mosaic immediately said: "Damn, this is not fair! Why are we all imprisoned and suffering from food and shelter, but you are sitting leisurely in the temple, and you are still giving some bullshit temple blessings!"

    Wang Xuhui smiled bitterly and shook his head!

    I can tell by looking at his expression that what happened to him may not be as simple as we thought!

    I stopped guessing for the time being and turned around to look at the main hall!

    The palace is not big, with three entrances in front and back. We are in the last hall, which should be the main hall.

    The walls in the temple are dark, and although there are countless oil lamps, it still feels depressing!

    There is no deputy god, there is only one main god on the altar, who is fat, short, and equally dark.  This statue is wearing black armor, holding a knife in its left hand and a knife in its right hand. It has a narrow face, a hard helmet on its head, and a very eye-catching hook on the top of its head!  Under the seat, there are nine clusters of things. If you look closely, they look a bit like poop models

    Seeing this, I suddenly realized what kind of temple this was, and couldn¡¯t help but burst into laughter!

    "Master, what are you laughing at? Is there anything fun?" Cui Qi came over, looked up at the statue and asked curiously.

    I waved my hand, turned to Wang Xuhui and said, "Old Wang, how long have you been here?"

    "How long?" Wang Xuhui snorted: "I have been here since I entered the underworld, and I have never left! I am as tired as a grandson all day long"

    ¡°You¡¯re tired, what¡¯s the point of being a temple blessing?¡± Niu Dung interjected.

    I smiled and said, ¡°You¡¯ve been here for so long, haven¡¯t there been any pilgrims?¡±

    "How do you know?" Wang Xuhui stood up, looked at me and asked quickly: "By the way, I remembered it. Mr. Luo, you know a lot of things. Do you know this temple? Or this god? I worship them all.  It¡¯s been more than twenty years, and I still don¡¯t know who the last god I¡¯ve been to for my daily incense is!¡±

    I couldn¡¯t help but laugh and said, ¡°Don¡¯t cry when I tell you this, and don¡¯t laugh out loud either!¡±

    "Just tell me quickly!" Niu Fen looked at the gods on the altar and said: "Look at the bright and energetic appearance of this little old man. Although he is not good-looking, he must be a big shot! Otherwise, why would we, Lao Wangtou, have to worship him for so long!"

    I cleared my throat and said seriously: "This is the famous Shennong Dung Beetle God!"

    "Dung Beetle God?" Wang Xuhui's chin almost didn't get off the hook!

    I nodded and said, "Yes, it's the dung beetle, commonly known as the dung beetle. According to legend, it was inspired by Shen Nong and became the god of toilets."

    Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter!

    Niu Fen pointed at the statue and laughed and said, "Dung beetle god, haha, I'm just pushing shit!"

    Cui Qi couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh: "Let me just say, this statue is a bit weird. It looks like some kind of animal. It turns out to be a dung beetle"

    Wang Xuhui said anxiously: "Mr. Luo, are you kidding?!  I!  Wang Xuhui!  Twenty years as a day!  Are they worshiping dung beetles?  "

    "Hey, hey, what are you laughing at!" I suppressed my laughter and said, "The Toilet God is the 108 Sanxian Zhengshen. Just like the Kitchen God and the Well God, there is nothing to laugh about! And, you know? This Toilet God is also the god of all gods.  Among them, the most diligent one is known as the 'Eternally Moving God'."

    "That's right, pushing dung balls every day. How can we not be hardworking!" Niu Fen laughed wildly again.

    The more he laughed, the more Wang Xuhui couldn't laugh or cry, and muttered: "What I'm talking about, why has no one come to offer incense in the past twenty years? Who would offer incense to the dung beetle? I'm afraid there is no one except me and dung!  "

    He was so self-deprecating that even I endured it again and again, and finally couldn¡¯t help laughing!

    Yue Ao said: "Old Wang, you are really determined. You don't know who this is, but you have been doing incense here for twenty years. With your persistence, this Shen Nong Dung Beetle God will also give you some benefits. I guess  From now on, he will give you paper if you shit in the wild!"

    There was another burst of laughter, and Wang Xuhui said helplessly: "Okay, stop laughing! To tell you the truth, do you think a lazy person like me is willing to stay here for twenty years? I can't leave! Back then I  After entering the underworld, I wanted to leave, but I couldn't! Let's put it this way, there are a total of 999 oil lamps in this temple. None of them can be extinguished. As long as one is extinguished, my whole body will hurt! There are also three incense burners and three incense burners.  To honor a Buddha statue, the incense burner must have incense and the statue must be clean, otherwise I will still be in pain!"

    When everyone heard this, they stopped laughing, so that¡¯s it!

    After all, this is still confinement, just in a different way!

    I thought for a moment, and I realized that just like Lao Ma and the toads of the three tribes, this dung beetle can also be regarded as Wang Xuhui¡¯s numerology shortcoming!

    Wang Xuhui is an easy-going and generous person, but he has a loose nature and has no desires. He has the best meridians foundation, but he has never practiced self-cultivation. This is in sharp contrast to the busyness of Shennong Dung Beetle!

    I looked at this statue of the main god and suddenly remembered an allusion!

    "Old Wang, don't you want to smash this statue?" I turned around and asked with a meaningful smile!

    Mash it?  Wang Xuhui shook his head in surprise!  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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