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The hot spring water is blue, a bit like sea water. It is a large round pool, pure natural clarity, with surging waves and a slight smell of sulfur. As soon as you enter the water, you will feel refreshed and your whole body will be like a dream. It's as delicate as applying a layer of grease.
It¡¯s so comfortable! I just want to close my eyes and enjoy the comfortable and friendly feeling that nature brings me.
But, I really couldn¡¯t bear to close my eyes.
This is like entering a park, there are beautiful flowers everywhere, but you have to close your eyes, let alone whether you understand the style or not, this in itself is an insult to those flowers!
The dozens of girls in front of me have delicate looks and fair complexions. Most of them are wearing clothes that do not cover their bodies, and their skin is as moist as fat. Under the reflection of the water, no matter how brilliant the brocade is, it already looks dull and colorless. So, I pretend not to see? Is that rude to these girls? Besides, my nose is very honest, and it has betrayed me long ago!
"I'm sorry, Liu Xiahui, it's definitely not possible to stay pregnant, after all, I'm in good health; I'm sorry, Lin Junfu, what is the state of Mei's wife and Hezi? But I am mentally healthy.
I secretly thought, if being a woman is the torture they inflicted on me, then I must be unyielding and carry out this torture to the end!
"Just when I secretly made up my mind to face such challenges unyieldingly, I saw the four green monsters on the shore jumping into the water with a splash, and swimming towards me with a roar?
"Hey, why is it you?" I was stunned for a moment, and shouted in panic: "I want to torture them, so they can just say hello to me, but you go away"
The four guys seem to be a little low in intelligence. They should be some marble-like spiritual beings, which are incomparable to spiritual stones like Xuanshi Nu. A few guys have average cultivation, but have well-developed limbs! He didn't pay any attention to me, he just rushed up to me and rubbed me hard!
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Four guys outstretched one of my arms and thighs, stretched out their rough big hands, and rubbed it as hard as they could. They were more professional than the bath masters in the old Beijing bathhouses.
"Your uncle, you guys are the ones doing the bathing! I don't need you"
This bitch really treated me like a scalded pig, click, click, click, his big slap was like a whetstone. It hurt so much that I screamed like a pig, and watched as all my hairs were rubbed off. The skin almost burst open, and finally the whole body was completely red, like a stewed prawn.
At this time, the four guys seemed to have completed the task and left with satisfaction!
"Youwhat do you think I am? Am I made of clay? Do you rub it like this? You are taking human life seriously!" I cursed angrily while floating on the surface of the water.
As soon as the four green monsters left, there was a crash and all the little girls gathered around them.
What¡¯s that called?
The face is red, the eyebrows are green, and the chest is snowy. It is suitable for a new bath. The light yellow shirt is cut into spring embroidery (hu), and the fragrance is fragrant. The bathing orchid bath is full of fragrance, and the flowers and clothes are like a young woman; the soul is still curled up, but the death is far away!
I looked east and west, and smacked my teeth as I rolled my eyes. It was true that "thousands of peaks have their own beauty, and every valley has its own charm."
As soon as the little girls moved, they turned into magic and played with balls of white foam, which surrounded me like bath soap. To be honest, these bubbles are a bit unnecessary. The water was originally clear and I could still see the underwater scenery, but when the bubbles came out, they blocked my view. But after feeling it for a while, I found it to be pretty good. The foam is as smooth as milk and feels quite comfortable when floating on my body!
"Hey, are you a human? Are all the things in the world the same as you?"
¡°Are they all also small eyes, small noses, big mouths, and moon-shaped faces?¡±
Who are you talking about? Who has small eyes and small nose? Isn't this a curse? To return the moon face, I have a standard pig kidney face!
"Brother, I heard that you people always bite your tongue, right?"
"What's chewing on the lips? That's kissing. My aunts said, you have to kiss the man and woman you like!"
I smiled and said, "That's not necessarily the case. Sometimes it's a hundred dollars in the street and alley. You can kiss me casually if you don't mind it being dirty!"
"Then do you want to cultivate in front of the moon?"
"Do you need to talk to Luzhu?"
"Didn't you just pop out of a rock?"
"Humans need to have sex to reproduce? So what is heisoo"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Out of all the beauty is delicious, and you can look at it without restraint, no one cares, it's like a modern man has traveled to a primitive society. But after these girls chattered for a while, they felt it was boring. Because these girls feel like low-tech machines to me.??people. There are all the sexy lines, but no real content. I don¡¯t understand anything, it¡¯s like a blank slate¡
Based on my experience, this beautiful thing must have a man who loves the woman to be interesting. If the man is like a beast and the woman is like a machine, it is more boring than a rooster collecting eggs!
I floated on the water, looking bitterly at the clouds in the sky, and answered their strange questions out of boredom, such as: Why is there a distinction between men's and women's toilets in the world? Why do people have to eat to have diarrhea? Why can you grow like this without cultivating? You often say, "When a man dies, a bird flies up to the sky." What do you mean? Who did the bird offend?
"Please, I won't take a shower or look at it. If I look at it again, I'll dig out my eyes. Don't ask, I feel like I'm going crazy? Take me to see your ancestors. , even if it¡¯s to meet my ancestors and aunts, can you find someone who looks like a normal person to talk to me?¡± I felt as if I had been tortured, but unfortunately they ignored me and stopped answering my questions. , began to harass my body.
"Hey, why do you have a lump in your throat?"
"Why do you have hair on your armpits?"
"Hey, look, there's something here too"
"Okay! That's too much!" I finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "You robots, I'm not a giant panda, and I'm not here to visit. Go call your parents, I want to talk to normal people. .Also, please let go of mybody!"
Finally, when I was about to collapse, the smiling young lady from before came!
I felt as if I was seeing a relative, and quickly shouted: "Girl, be merciful and take me away quickly."
The girl chuckled, waved her hands to the four green monsters and said, "Take him with you, our ancestors want to see him. Oh, remember, put on his clothes"
I let out a sigh of relief, as if I was as ecstatic as if the national football team had entered the World Cup. I finally got rid of these little mental illnesses!
The four green monsters "fished" me ashore, clumsily put on my clothes, and each of them carried an arm and thigh and left. After all, you still treat me like a beast!
Damn it, sooner or later I have to make up for it, they are humiliating me naked!
Through the corridor, I saw the endless blue water outside. However, there was no sun in the sky, and all the light came from the colorful stones of various colors in the corners. In the distance are the rolling islands with beautiful scenery. On the waterfront, elves of various colors shuttle back and forth. Likewise, they are all naked, and some are wearing colorful clothes. But now my Qi veins are broken, I can¡¯t have any luck, and I can¡¯t activate it. Qi Bo's eyes can't tell what they really are!
Four green monsters threw me into a dark room. A blue candle was lit on the desk. There was a stone chair not far away with its back to me. I couldn't see the person nestled inside. I heard an old voice asking: "Are you here?"
Before I opened my mouth, the four green monsters pushed me down to my knees without saying a word.
see that? Even in such a paradise place, there is class! Why should I kneel down?
"Let me tell you, Chairman Mao said, heads can be cut off, blood can be shed, and the head of the revolution can be sworn to the death. Would you rather have the grass of socialism than the seedlings of feudalism, and let me kneel down? Hum that's fine, you can always give it Can I get a futon mat?" (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com