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Chapter 882 Dog Pees

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    I saw that Sun Jing was moved, so I followed the guidance and said: "The ancients said that if teachers are established, there will be many good people. Miss Sun, regardless of her face, is willing to show her face in the streets and earn money from loose money, just to repair the inscription of the ancestor, saying  Lai Ye really has a lot of heart. Luo respects all those who respect teachers and respect the Tao. It just so happens that I want to ask for a small thing now, why don't you do this for me and I can build the monument for you? "

    Sun Jing¡¯s look told me that she really needed the money, but she was hesitant. After all, there had been some unpleasantness between us in Southwest China.  Youdao means that people have faces and trees have bark, not to mention she is a person with a good face, so in the end she snorted, waved her hand and said: "Luo Bu, do you think you are so awesome for having two cents to spare? Let me tell you,  I, Sun Jing, just want to use the money donated by hundreds of families to build the monument, so that I can be pious. Haha, let¡¯s go, we have nothing to say!¡±

    Seeing that Sun Jing was smelly and hard, I simply continued to stimulate: "Sun Jing, don't forget, if I hadn't asked you a job at Zhao Peng's place to solve the barrier lake in the northwest of the local area, you would still return the favor now.  You¡¯re in prison! I don¡¯t need to repeat how big of a crime you committed at that time, right? Treason!¡±

    "My surname is Luo, you" Sun Jing was hurt by my words, and she immediately stared and said angrily: "Luo Bu, you are narrow-minded, selfish, good at teaching, cunning and evil!"

    The angrier she became, the more I laughed, and continued to joke: "Am I narrow-minded? If I were narrow-minded, I wouldn't let you go. As for selfishness, my group in the southwest is originally for brothers, where is the selfish gain?  We are both cunning and evil. Aren¡¯t we two each other? If I hadn¡¯t been cunning, wouldn¡¯t I have allowed you to give back to those foreign barbarians? The most interesting thing is that you are good at being a teacher. I can¡¯t help it. Who made me better than you?  You are so knowledgeable, the outcome of the contest between us has been decided, who makes you inferior in skills?"

    When Sun Jing heard what I said, she immediately sneered and said: "Luo, I am in the southwest because I have concerns in my heart and I feel guilty in my heart, so I let you get an advantage. Do you dare to compete with me with a real sword and a real gun? What if?"  If I win, you stand at the street intersection in Yuncheng and kowtow to me three times, saying that Hongzutang is better than you"

    ¡°Haha, interesting, what if I win?¡± I asked with a smile.

    Sun Jing hesitated slightly and said disdainfully: "It's just you? You still want to beat me?"

    "That's not certain. What if I have bad luck? Just tell me, what if I lose!" I pressed.

    Sun Jing blurted out: "If you really win, I will just work for you and let you do whatever you want!"

    I clapped my hands and said, "That's right, I need your words. We cultivators don't establish written evidence, we all rely on our conscience. When the time comes, don't let your words go unfulfilled. Don't worry, I won't let you kill people and set fires for me. Just let me  You find a new leyline for me. Besides, if it succeeds, I won¡¯t use you for a while. I can also introduce you to someone. If you are thin-skinned, I will introduce you to someone who is thick-skinned. Haha, get to know me.  Everyone knows that I am a real matchmaker!"

    "Shut your stinky mouth, we still don't know who will lose and who will win!" Sun Jing cursed, turning her black eyes and said: "Don't others call you Luo Bu, an all-rounder? In other words, you are better than anything else.  Doesn¡¯t matter? In that case, let¡¯s guess the outcome.¡±

    The so-called game guessing is a way of comparison between different Taoist sects in the past. It is very simple, that is, everyone has an opinion on a certain matter, and finally determines the winner or loser based on the result.  This mainly tests the arithmetic, divination and Yin-Yang Feng Shui skills of both parties!

    Since Sun Jing blurted out, it means that she has already made a plan!  She took the initiative first and planned to conquer me!  But that's okay, for someone like her has a stubborn and hard temper. If she doesn't convince her, she won't be willing to give up easily!

    Thinking of this, I smiled lightly and said, "Okay, I'm the best at guessing games. I've been guessing games with the children in my village since I was five years old, and I've always won a lot, and I haven't lost yet! For example,  I bet you¡¯re wearing white underwear today!¡±

    Sun Jing was stunned, glanced at her chest subconsciously, and blurted out: "Nonsense, today I"

    "What's wrong with you today? Aren't you wearing white underwear? I don't believe it. If you are not wearing white underwear, can you prove it to me?" I grinned.

    Sun Jing said angrily: "Shameless, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. Have you seen the grass in front? There are three old ladies walking their dogs on it, a white Chow Chow, a yellow Shiba Inu, and the black one should be a Labrador.  "Brad Retriever, let's not compare ourselves to anything else, just guess which dog peeed first!"

    When I heard this, I almost laughed out loud and couldn¡¯t help but laugh: ¡°So you like to peek! It¡¯s such a shameful thing, don¡¯t you feel that the dog¡¯s privacy has been invaded by you?¡±

    "Bah, why do you talk so much?" Sun Jing raised her face and spoke first.Said: "Let me tell you first, I bet the Labrador will pee first."

    It seems like a simple thing, but it actually contains many truths.  Sun Jing just wanted to gain some dignity in front of me. The answer she gave casually had actually been planned for a long time!

    I looked at the three dogs in silence for a while, then smiled and said: "Since you chose the Labrador first, then I will choose the white Chow Chow. We are black and white, one will win and the other will lose!"

    Sun Jing flashed a smile and sat directly on the bench next to the grass.  I winked at it and sat on another bench.

    It¡¯s actually a bit perverted to say the least. Who would have thought that a man and a woman would sit next to a green field early in the morning to watch a dog pee!

    I guess they were walking their dogs together every day. The three old ladies gathered together and chatted and laughed, while the three dogs were scattering flowers on the grass. You bumped into me, and I slapped you. Sure enough, it was a dog biting a dog.  !

    After sitting for a while, Sun Jing looked up at the sky, suddenly smiled, stretched out her little finger towards me and said: "Luo Bu, there are specialties in the art, don't think too much of yourself, you will lose!"

    As soon as the girl finished speaking, the three dogs rolling together suddenly got up, and the black Labrador hurried towards a locust tree next to the green space not far in front of me!

    As the saying goes, people looking for trees make them vomit, dogs looking for trees make them wet their pants

    Sun Jing smiled and stood up to leave.  The implication is that if she wins, the dog must have peed!

    "Hey, silly girl, don't be too happy. After all, you are not a dog, and your thoughts are still different from those of a dog!" I smiled and waved.

    Sure enough, the Labrador reached the tree, hesitated for a moment, glanced at me, and then turned back to "fight" with the Shiba Inu!  But the Chow Chow ran over with his fat butt, raised his legs and kicked on the tree and made a splash!

    Sun Jing was dumbfounded for a moment, while I jumped up and said happily: "Miss Sun, are you screwed up? People say that a man's talent is like a dog peeing. As long as you give him a tree as a stage, he can do it without peeing."  I'll give you a few drops, have you taken it?"

    My sudden shouting frightened the three dogs and they ran away. The three old ladies chased the dogs and glared at us and cursed: "Crazy, peeping toms, they won't even let the dogs go!" (Note:  Please visit our website: www.hlnovel.com
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