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Chapter 468 Taming Jade

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    Yue Ao said that Panyu is like picking up girls. If you have a one-night stand, you only need to pay one or two hundred dollars and a bowl of protein. But if you want to spend your whole life, it is not about money and energy!  Now this Jade Mother has been revitalized, but this is just a small affair similar to a one-night stand. Therefore, if I want to fully use this Jade Mother for myself, it may take three years, five years or even ten years.  During this period, I will never leave you, and I will be full of affection!

    This little kid knows what it means to pick up girls!  I couldn't help but laugh and said: "Don't pretend to be acquainted with me. Since your red pants can avoid the evil spirit of Zhang Bin's Xie Yin brand, it means that you are still a virgin. What experience do you have in giving lectures to me!"  "

    Yue Ao snorted coldly and scoffed: "This is called philosophy. Who said philosophy must come from life? Let me ask you, does shit taste good? You must say it doesn't taste good, but how do you know that shit doesn't taste good if you haven't eaten it?  So, I conclude that you have eaten shit. Do you think this logic makes sense? Although I have never picked up girls, but I have always seen girls, right?"

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    The next step is to tame the coal ghost.

    Before the domestication, Yue Ao went to take a bath. The right way is to bathe and change clothes, burn incense and offer sacrifices, and only after worshiping the ancestor can he clean his hands and salute.

    This method of domestication is a bit special. Yue Ao asked me to sit in a large stone basin as if taking a bath. The monkey dragged in two bags of ice cubes and poured them all on me without wasting any.

    Originally, it was a bit cold in the underground secret room. Well, after two bags of ice cubes came down, I felt like an Antarctic penguin who had taken off all his clothes. Leng'er's teeth were trembling.

    "How do you feel?" Yue Ao asked seriously.

    I was a little confused, shivering and muttering: "How can this feel? It's cold!"

    Yue Ao smiled and said: "Cold is right. This means that you know hot and cold, and there is no problem with your IQ!"

    ???????????? Bah, I¡¯m so nervous, he¡¯s such a bastard, he still has the heart to make a joke.  This jade mother only has this piece, if it works, if it doesn't work, I will explain it. How can I bother to talk nonsense with him!

    Yue Ao made a sound, shook his head and said: "In ancient times, Guan Yun Chang scraped bones to heal his wounds. Today, there are anti-Japanese heroes who are not afraid of muskets. What do you think you are afraid of? As the saying goes, people who fall into the toilet are not afraid of durian-flavored stinky tofu. You are not afraid of it.  I am already extremely unlucky, is it possible to be even more unlucky?"

    Yue Ao said as he began to take off his clothes.

    "Hey, hey, hey, why are you taking off your clothes?" I couldn't help but feel a little strange and embarrassed!

    "Hurry up and put away your dirty thoughts. I am a serious man, and I love a serious woman. What are you thinking!" Yue Ao looked at me with disdain, explained with a white face, and took the monkey.  The bowl was handed over.

    There was also eel blood in the bowl, but this time there was more blood than last time, about as much as a bowl.

    It is necessary to mention that the so-called moon eel is a rare eel.  This eel likes to eat dead dogs, dead cats and carcasses. It has a thick body with green threads. When the moon is half full and bright, it often swims out of the cave and looks up at the moon.  The moon eel is highly poisonous and should not be eaten as it will kill you if you eat it.  Because of its characteristics of eating corpses and absorbing moonlight, this eel is also called "ghost eel".  The ancients forged a good sword and quenched it for the last time with two drops of eel blood. This meant that the sword would never leave any wrongful souls when killing people in the future.

    There is another saying that the blood of the moon-watching eel can channel spirits, which is also one of the reasons why it is used to plate jade.

    Yue Ao couldn't help but put half a bowl of moon-watching eel blood on his head. The blood was dripping with blood and the smell was overwhelming. After a quick look, he thought someone had opened his head!

    After everything was done, Yue Ao took out a small wooden stick more than half a foot long. The stick was dark with red jujube wood grains. I secretly guessed that it must be jujube wood struck by lightning.  There is a black rope tied to one end of the wooden stick, and a jade bead the size of a rice grain is tied to the end of the rope.  Overall, this should be a whip!

    Yue Ao handed the whip to the monkey and said: "Don't go anywhere, just stand here and watch. If Mr. Luo becomes absent-minded, comatose or hysterical, give him a whip on the back and hit him hard."  , beat him until it hurts, don¡¯t be afraid, he won¡¯t dare to settle a score with you, remember?¡±

    The monkey glanced at me, nodded with a smile, and then asked: "Master, what if you lose your mind or faint?"

    Yue Ao pursed his lips and said, "Then you can only go to East Grocery Street quickly!"

    "Grocery street, what are you doing there?" the monkey asked doubtfully.

    Yue Ao smiled and said: "Nonsense, hurry up and order an urn for me, and get a paper cover to tie up the chariot and horseman!"

    As soon as I heard this,What does ?? mean?  Could it be said that if you help me get rid of the coal ghost, I will not be in danger, but Yue Ao will be in danger?

    "Yue Ao, could it be dangerous for you to help me tame the coal ghost?"

    Yue Ao acted as if he didn't hear anything. He grabbed a handful of ice cubes and stuffed them into my mouth, muttering: "Shut up, there are so many problems!"

    After saying that, he sat opposite me, spread out his hands, palms facing up, holding the Jade Mother, and pressed my left hand on it.

    "Lao Luo, you don't want any luck, just let me compete with that coal ghost. No matter what happens, just try to keep yourself awake."

    After Yue Ao finished speaking, he began to press lightly on the Jade Mother with his thumb.

    At first, I didn¡¯t feel anything at all. I just held my hands flat, which made my shoulders feel a little sore.

    I watched Yue Ao close his eyes and concentrate, not moving at all, and it was hard to say anything. After all, his hand was underneath and it was more uncomfortable than mine. I could only endure the pain and continue to hold it up.

    About three-quarters of an hour later, when I was feeling sleepy, the monkey next to me suddenly made a snap and whipped.  The whip felt like it was carrying caltrops, and it hurt so much that I almost jumped up.  I glared at the monkey angrily, thinking that I wasn¡¯t asleep yet!  The monkey grinned and spread his hands. The implication was that what my young master gave him was none of my business

    When we were making eye contact, suddenly, I felt a numbness in the palm of my hand, and something like an electric current and as cold as ice ran down my arm and into my body.

    I trembled violently, and suddenly realized that it seemed that Yue Ao had cut the jade spirit of Jade Mother into my body!

    This electric current-like thing quickly circled in my body, like a vigorous leopard that provoked the division and then retreated quickly.  But at this time, the "teachers" were alarmed. The raging flames that Wang Xuhui had restrained in his belly last time burned all over my body. I felt as if I was about to be burned. My limbs spasmed and I couldn't help but  To withdraw your hand

    Yue Ao closed his eyes and remained silent, but he held my hand tightly and exerted slight pressure on Jade Mother. The cool "current" that had just retreated rushed forward again.  Ice and fire blended with each other, and there was a stalemate. The flames in my body seemed to be suppressed. At this moment, I suddenly felt that I had no strength at all. However, the ice cubes around me were simply too comfortable, and I felt dizzy and sleepy  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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