Lu Shou Lu Zian is a representative of a wealthy and prosperous family in Shandong and the son of a scholarly family.
This time, in order to confront the emperor, we took advantage of the locust plague in Guanzhong to unite many old nobles and literati, and came to Chang'an to force the emperor's palace.
They first had several debates with the literati who supported the emperor's new policy at the Yushan Academy founded by Yun Ye, and gained a reputation. Taking advantage of the predicted thunderstorm, he wanted to take advantage of the weather to attract thunder and die as a martyr in order to gain a reputation for himself and a future for his family.
Who would have thought that what was originally a sure thing was ruined by Lan Tianhou with an iron halberd!
Why?
God is thundering, why didn't you kill him instead of avoiding that kid He clearly didn't give me and other aristocratic families a way to survive. The sky is really blind!
Who would have thought that the detour of thunder is not the most amazing thing today, the even more amazing thing is yet to come!
There really is an immortal coming to this world!
It¡¯s nothing to fall from the sky. The sky lightning hit without any damage, and it was still bright and dazzling. It dropped the thunder all over again. That was a real immortal method
After a conversation, in a strange atmosphere, everyone understood the purpose of this immortal's visit. It turns out that he is the mysterious mentor of Marquis Yun, the helper invited to take care of this evildoer!
Although judging from the reaction of the immortal, he looked down upon Yunhou in various ways, but in the end he still recognized him as one of his family members. He didn't even ask Marquis Yun to call him his uncle later. He already recognized this family member.
Now, it¡¯s Lu Shou¡¯s turn to disrespect God.
In fact, Lu Shou already regretted it after yelling those words. As elites from aristocratic families who control public opinion, what they are best at is explaining God's will. Today is a chaotic situation, and to shout such words in public is tantamount to giving away the last glimmer of hope to others.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????to extend my head is also a knife? Lu Shou was depressed, but he still maintained the arrogance that a son of aristocratic family should have, and took the initiative to stand up.
"Male from Lu family in Shandong, longevity, see Shangxian."
"Oh, was it you who shouted that sentence earlier?" Sun Zheng looked excited: "Come on, come on, could you please shout again."
Lu Shou¡¯s balls ached extremely: ¡°Why would the Immortal do this? Lu knows that this is a great disrespect¡¡±
"You can yell when I ask you to. Why are you so verbose? Do you want some benefit?" Sun Zheng said depressedly: "I was brought here by your shouting. Now I want to go backyou yell again." One sentence, see if that portal is still there!"
Lu Shou was quite sad and angry at first, but he got excited when he heard this. If this was really the case, Mr. Lu might be able to escape. You shouted this on the orders of the immortals, so you can¡¯t blame me, right?
"Oh my God, you are blind!"
Full of energy and emotions, but useless, God has no reaction at all to this little movement of mortals.
Sun Zheng looked up, a little disappointed, and asked Yun Ye and Cheng Chumo in confusion: "Is that what he shouted just now?"
Cheng Chumo was naive and bold, and said excitedly: "Uncle, something doesn't sound right to me. What he shouted before was, 'Oh my god, you're blind!' There's one less one behind." This guy has been following him all day long. Yun Ye was a prostitute and was used to climbing along the pole, so he took the opportunity to call him Uncle Master along with him.
The silly boy described it so well that the emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty were confused as to whether this was disrespectful to God or not.
oh! It turns out there is one word missing.
Sun Zheng looked at Lu Shou and said, "Don't be naughty, just shout like before. What Pindao said before was when Pindao was thrown over to hear that sentence!"
Lu Shou could only obey and shout again.
Embarrassed, God still didn¡¯t respond.
Sun Zheng looked at Cheng Chumo, and the silly boy nodded, indicating that he shouted correctly this time.
Sun Zheng muttered: "Is the tone not right, or the emotion is not full enough?"
Cheng Chumo was so excited that he invited Yun Ye to discuss it together, forcing Lao Lu to change his tone and shout all kinds of things.
In front of the Tai Chi Palace, hundreds of officials and officials were standing in strange silence. They watched a few people performing tricks and scolding the gods, not knowing what to do.
Yun Ye was still a little annoyed by being tossed around. Now that he was sure that this person was one of his own, he certainly didn't want this cheap uncle to leave like this, so he took the opportunity to persuade him.
"Uncle, why don't we forget it. My disciple thinks it might be a coincidence If he keeps shouting like this, the dark clouds in the sky will disperse, and everyone is still hoping for the rain to save their lives."
"Oh, forget it." Sun Zheng also gave up: "In fact, Pindao also understands that he just wants to get lucky. What if something happens, right? Okay, I'm sorry to bother you. It's quite hard for the old man to shout at his age. ¡¡±
Stretch, big raindrops scattered down.
"It's raining! This is magic, this is magic!"
Amidst the carnival, Li Shimin led all the civil and military officials to bow down respectfully. Usually praying for rain is just a performance, but this time, it actually rained, and everyone expressed their gratitude with sincerity.
Sun Zheng rolled his eyes and whispered to Yun Ye: "It's really hard for you to live with such ignorant people."
Cheng Chumo listened attentively, holding back a lot of questions, and planned to go back and ask his good brother.
Yun Ye was actually curious: "Uncle, what kind of magic is this?"
"This is called Xiaoyunyu, an entry-level five-element elemental spell. If it is cast on a sunny day, the effect will definitely not work. Today's one is actually just to assist rainfall. The water vapor in the clouds has arrived. As long as it helps the first step of condensation, the remaining Yes, the clouds will be completed by themselves. But don¡¯t even think about it in the future. The remaining magic power of Pindao has been used up. From now on, Pindao can only be an ordinary person like you. Haha , it¡¯s not bad to be able to experience this powerless life again. Brat, my uncle is now exhausted of mana and weak. He needs to find a place to rest. What are you waiting for? Lead the way!"
¡°Oh, it¡¯s my disciple¡¯s fault, please, uncle!¡± (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com