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Chapter 26 The Taoist Handyman and the Donkey

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    With the addition of Zhang Laodao, Zhao Ran no longer needs to fight alone. To his surprise, Zhang Laodao is actually a good worker. Although he is not young, he can do as much work as the strong laborers, and even more.  More than that.

    Lao Dao is quick on his feet and moves quickly. When Zhao Ran scoops up a scoop of excrement water from the cesspool, Zhang Lao Tao can often scoop out two scoops.  It is not easy at all to handle this kind of long-handled dung ladle. Zhao Ran had to take a break after scooping a few ladles, but Zhang Laodao took one ladle after another and never took a break during the whole process of working.

    Zhao Ran had to ask the old Tao with admiration if he had ever practiced martial arts.  The old Taoist sneered and said: "With this style, do you still need to practice martial arts? Today's young people are really not working hard!"

    "Zhang Laodao can serve two or even three people alone, which makes Zhao Ran feel a lot more relaxed. However, the second surprise Zhang Laodao brings makes Zhao Ran unable to adapt.

    The old donkey pulling the cart was cleaning the toilet floors one by one with a bucket in his mouth.  After cleaning, he followed the old Tao again. The old Tao used a wooden fork to wash the pit while the old donkey cooperated with the old donkey to wash the pit little by little.

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? together out of harmony and harmony!

    Zhao Ran stared at all this with his mouth open and was speechless for a long time. Then he watched the old donkey put the empty bucket on the cart, got in front of the cart and put on the bridle, pulled up the cart and left

    Zhang Laodao glanced at Zhao Ran, who was dumbfounded, and said curiously: "You bastard, what are you doing standing there, why don't you leave quickly! This is the first toilet, and there are two more that haven't been cleaned! Hurry up!"  "

    Zhao Ran pointed at the old donkey and stuttered: "This this donkey knows how to work? Huh?"

    Zhang Laodao said impatiently: "Isn't this nonsense? The donkey doesn't work, why are you dragging it over?"

    "Nothis donkey, I mean it can flush"

    "You brat, you are so weird. We pull it out every day to clean it up in the yard. Even the stupidest donkey can understand. Isn't it just flushing water and cleaning the latrine? It's such a simple thing."

    "Butbut why didn't I know he could work? We have never seen him"

    "You didn't ask it, so of course you didn't know it would work."

    "Thiscan you still ask? Old Taoist, do you know the language of animals?"

    Zhang Laodao blew his beard and glared: "That brat is talking nonsense, are you scolding the old Taoist?"

    Zhao Ran quickly waved his hand, pointed at the old donkey and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! Old donkey, I don't mean anything else. I mean, if you don't understand animal language, how can you talk to that uh talk to him?"

    Zhang Laodao looked at Zhao Ran with disdain: "You brat, did you get kicked in the head by a donkey? I don't understand animal language, so why don't you let a donkey understand human language?"

    "Huh? This donkey can still understand human speech?"

    ¡°If you don¡¯t believe me, ask yourself.¡±

    Zhao Ran took two steps forward in disbelief and said to the old donkey: "Donkey"

    The old Taoist scolded: "Be respectful, this old donkey is older than you!"

    "Uh Brother Donkey, can you understand what I'm saying?"

    The donkey glanced at Zhao Ran, turned his head, said "arrogantly" twice, and snorted.

    Zhao Ran was startled, and then became very interested. He stepped forward and stroked the donkey's neck and shouted: "God, do you really understand? You are a donkey!"

    The old donkey shook his head, said "arrogantly" twice, pulled up the cart and walked forward. Zhao Ran followed step by step, looking at the old donkey constantly, his eyes full of excitement: "Old Taoist, let's pick it up."  What a treasure! Tell me, how much is a donkey that can listen to people worth on the market? Can it be sold for ten thousand taels of silver?"

    The donkey suddenly stopped and raised its hind hoof as if to kick. Zhao Ran laughed and waved his hand: "Brother donkey, don't be upset, it's just a joke, just a joke Haha, oops, baby"

    Under the moonlight, a dirty old Taoist, a young pyrotechnics handyman, and an old donkey covered in mangy hair. This strange combination was busy in Wuji Courtyard, and then sprinkled on the mountain trails of Wuji Mountain.  Cheerful laughter.

    "Brother Donkey, Brother Donkey, I have been so slow to treat you in the past. It is really my fault. I apologize to Brother Donkey here!"

    "Angang"

    "You brat, remember from now on that everything has its own spirituality"

    "I know, I know, old man, please stop being so nagging. I'm chatting with Brother Donkey. What's wrong with you?"

    "Hey, you brat!"

    "Brother Donkey, Brother Donkey, how about I give you a bath tomorrow? You see how dirty you are, you will get skin diseases sooner or later. You must not follow this old trick, do you understand? Some people, hehe, don't like to be clean.  No hygiene!"

    "What is hygiene?"

    "I'm old-fashioned,"??You are really uneducated!  "

    "Angang"

    "You see, Brother Donkey also thinks you are uneducatedBrother Donkey, you and I have the same views and are like-minded. Let me treat you to something good tomorrow! Do you want some cakes? Do you want something sweet or salty?"

    "You brat, people like to eat meat, so it would be nice to make some meat buns."

    "Angang"

    "The meat buns are no problem! How about a piece of pork ribs? Beef or mutton? Brother Donkey, just say it, we, Lao Zhao, have plenty of money. By the way, donkey meat is actually pretty good too. As the saying goes, 'Dragon meat in the sky, donkey in the ground'  Meat'¡­¡­"

    "hold head high¡ª¡ª"

    "Ha ha!"

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    Zhao Ran¡¯s cleaning career suddenly became very happy because of the old Taoist and the donkey. He spanked the old Taoist and teased the donkey to talk, and his life was leisurely.

    Since Zhang Laodao built the thatched hut, he has not returned to Yunshuitang to rest. He has set up his home next to the waterfall and clear pool, as if that dilapidated thatched hut is better than a fairyland.  Zhao Ran understands this. No matter how bad his house is, it is still his home. No matter how good the house in the living room is, it is still a temporary hotel.

    There is a kind of white fish growing naturally in the clear pond. It is plump, tender and extremely delicious.  The old Taoist got a broken branch from an unknown tree, randomly picked up a vine on the ground, and made it into a fishing rod. He often sat by the thatched house to fish.

    Zhao Ran was very disdainful of the vulgarity of the old man, so he asked Guan Er to order a good fishing rod from a skilled craftsman in Guyang County.  But for some reason, every time he came to find Lao Dao for fishing, his record was always zero, which made him despised by Lao Tao countless times.  One time, Zhao Ran couldn't resist his curiosity and snatched away the old Taoist's fishing rod. In less than half an hour, he succeeded again and again, leaving him puzzled.

    Sometimes, the veteran will climb to a higher and dangerous peak, overlooking the mountains, and sit and watch the sea of ??clouds.  Only at this time, Zhao Ran would admire the old man a little - because he really didn't dare to climb that dangerous peak.  Of course, he would definitely not show his admiration to others. Instead, he would ridicule the old man: "I mean, old man, you know it's very dangerous here? Don't put yourself in danger just to look cool. Although it does look cool, I think,  People should be more down-to-earth."

    Feng Liang said Guifeng Liang said that Zhao Ran actually wanted to go up and see the scenery of that dangerous peak.  One time he couldn't help it anymore and asked the old Taoist: "Old Taoist, what's so good about it? Is it better than the Cloud Observation Platform?"

    Zhang Laodao looked at Zhao Ran below and sneered: "If you want to see it, come up by yourself. Don't expect me to help you. Look at how promising you are. You don't even dare to climb to such a high place. It's in vain that you brag about what you want to do."  It¡¯s a big deal, but he¡¯s a coward like a rat!¡±

    Zhao Ran finally couldn't stand the provocation of the old master, so he raised his heart, hugged a green pine protruding from the rock wall, stepped on the two horizontal seams, moved his body to the top of the cliff, exerted strength on his waist and abdomen, and worked hard to move up.  Climb.  He didn't dare to look down, but kept emboldening himself: "Even Zhang Laodao can climb up, why can't I?"

    By the time he finally climbed to the top, his legs and feet were sore and he was covered in cold sweat.

    The old Taoist smiled and pointed in the distance: "Look, the sun is setting."

    The area here was extremely small, and Zhao Ran did not dare to stand up straight like Zhang Laodao, so he struggled to move his sitting position.  When he turned around, he couldn't bear to close his eyes anymore.

    Climbing to the top, you feel like you are in the clouds, having a bird's eye view of the heaven and earth, and the myriad phenomena.

    "Old Taoist, this place is really beautiful!"

    ¡°That¡¯s right, the majesty of heaven and earth is all within it!¡±

    "Old Taoist, you have suddenly become literate"

    "Smelly boy!"

    "Old Taoist, I want to jump down I feel that these mountains, this world, are opening their arms to me, and I want to hug them!"

    "Wellthere is a true meaning in this, but I forgot to explain it!"

    "Old Taoist, you've really made a lot of progress in getting along with me recently, and you can even compose poetrywait a minute, why do these two sentences sound so familiar?"

    ""

    "Old Taoist, actually what I want to say is that I really want to fly"

    "¡­¡­I want, too¡­¡­"

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