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Netizens felt extremely funny when they saw the Weibo posts of those people from Bangzi Country.
They actually want to use the threat of dropping out of school to get the school to help ban Zhang Chen?
Who do they think they are?
??Wouldn¡¯t the earth stop spinning if they left it?
As for those so-called "high-tech" products not being sold to China, this is even more nonsense, okay?
If they really don¡¯t sell to China, they will lose at least 70% of their income!
so!
Except for those people from Bangzi Country, no one took their words to heart at all.
With the fermentation of various news, the ratings of Jinmen Satellite TV have been increased.
on the stage.
Zhang Chen didn¡¯t know that his performance today had caused an uproar on the Internet, and he was still performing with all his heart.
"Everyone knows that besides singing, I also dance like this!"
He gave a thumbs up and said to the camera very sternly.
Yu Zhen sneered, "You have to ask Dai Qingtong if he agrees with this matter first!"
Dai Qing is a world-famous dancer and one of the best dance masters in China!
Zhang Chen chuckled and said, "Why should I ask him? He and I are different!"
Yu Zhen: "Why is it different?"
Zhang Chen continued to give a thumbs up, "I learned dance at Bangzi Chinese Academy of Dance!"
As he spoke, he raised his legs in an exaggerated manner.
The audience laughed.
Yu Zhen rubbed his neck and asked, "What are you doing? Did you learn it this winter?"
Zhang Chen ignored him and continued: "Dance! Dance was invented by Bangzi Country!"
Yu Zhen: "Huh? Dance was invented by Bangzi Country?"
Zhang Chen nodded, "Yes, the Bangzi people are the most amazing. In addition to what I just said, there are also calligraphy, traditional Chinese medicine, and the Dragon Boat Festival, which were all invented by the Bangzi people!"
Yu Zhen hummed and asked, "Then what did the Chinese invent?"
The audience was all looking forward to it and couldn't wait to know how Zhang Chen would answer.
yes!
Although Zhang Chen said not long ago, "The world is yours, the world is ours, and sooner or later the world belongs to Bangzi Country," this made them feel very happy.
I think Zhang Chen¡¯s irony is very spicy!
But looking back, they still felt that it was not enough to relieve their anger.
Because they felt that Zhang Chen¡¯s sarcasm was not straightforward enough!
The bad breath that has been suppressed in their chests for a long time cannot be discharged directly!
In the lens.
Zhang Chen chuckled and said lazily: "The Chinese invented the Bangzi Chinese."
"good!"
¡°Awesome!¡±
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Unprecedented cheers erupted from the scene!
The movement was almost louder than when Zhang Chen sang!
The directing team of Jinmen TV¡¯s Spring Festival Gala stood backstage, all dumbfounded.
Did the Chinese invent the stick?
Although there is not a single curse word in this sentence, it is definitely the harshest sentence Zhang Chen has ever cursed tonight!
No!
This is not just cruel, but too cruel!
From now on, if the Bangzi Kingdom keeps shouting that the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs and Confucius is theirs, China does not need to talk nonsense to them at all. This sentence is enough!
OK!
? Dragon Boat Festival for you!
The four great inventions are also given to you!
Even Tathagata Buddha and Confucius will give it to you!
We don¡¯t want anything!
We just need to remember that we invented you Bangzi Chinese!
This sentence exists!
From now on, when people from Bangzi see Chinese people, they will take the initiative to be shorter!
because!
The Bangzi people are the sons of the Chinese people!
"Brother Chen said that is so good!"
¡°We invented Bangzi Country in the first place!¡±
"I suddenly feel a little sympathy for Pu Anzai. Who do you think he can offend? He must offend Zhang Chen?"
"Awesome! That's awesome! I will be Zhang Chen's number one fan after I announce it!"
The response from the audience at the scene and in front of the screen was so enthusiastic.
This is what Zhang Chen said on the TV station. If it were replaced by his live broadcast room
With just this sentence, the server of Fish Catching Live can be brought to a standstill!
Um!
This time the fish catching live broadcast escaped disaster, but Weibo was not so lucky.
Since the vast majority of employees have gone home to celebrate the New Year, the few technicians who stayed on duty at Fish Catching Live could not escape the fate of working overtime in the end.
"Quick, quick, quick, we must take care of the server lag!"
"We must remember that users are God, and we must not make users feel even the slightest bit uncomfortable!"
A certain executive on Weibo was feeling both pain and happiness.
It¡¯s fast because their traffic is too high now!
The pain is also because their current traffic is too high!
But it¡¯s a pity that with so much traffic, they can only watch it go away.
Those people from the Bangzi Kingdom in China were all mad.
They just said they wanted to ban Zhang Chen, but Zhang Chen turned around and said this?
what is this?
Retaliation?
Even if it¡¯s retaliation, you won¡¯t be so cruel!
and!
Zhang Chen is standing on the stage now. He has no time to surf the Internet and has no idea what they said.
so!
This must be what he has planned for a long time!
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They were all mad, but as soon as they expressed their dissatisfaction on Weibo, they were immediately surrounded by groups of angry young people.
"Hey, isn't this the Bangzi Chinese we invented?"
"Come on, son, hurry up and call daddy!"
"If you can, go scold Zhang Chen in person and see if he can beat the shit out of you!"
¡¡
Jinmen TV.
Zhang Chen looked at the reaction from the audience and felt so proud that his whole body swelled.
The same goes for Yu Zhen. He expected this section to be explosive, but he didn't expect it to be so explosive.
They have been talking cross talk for about ten minutes. Looking at the current posture, even if he and Zhang Chen don't do anything next and just stand like this, the atmosphere will definitely not be cold.
After a while, Yu Zhen suppressed his laughter and said, "Okay, you'd better hurry up and talk about dancing first."
Zhang Chen also had a bit of a laugh, holding back his laughter and said: "I graduated from Bangzi Guolabaicai Dance Academy!"
Yu Zhen sighed in disgust, "Oh, how heavy the mouth is in this school!"
"Hahaha!"
¡°In addition to kimchi, Bangzi Country also has spicy cabbage!¡±
Zhang Chen said while doing a few radio gymnastics moves: "I study dance every day at the Spicy Cabbage Academy."
Yu Zhen tilted his head and said disgustedly: "What kind of dance? Isn't this just broadcast gymnastics?"
Zhang Chen ignored him and continued: "The dean of our dance academy, Park Yisheng!"
Yu Zhen: "Hey, I'm not idle!"
Zhang Chen said: "Didn't I just say that? The market is in a slump, and a person as big as Mr. Park has to work part-time in their country!"
As a crosstalk tailor, he changed the stitches in this section.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? No!
He changed the lines of this paragraph, and it just echoed the joke about coming to China to make money not long ago.
"good!"
"Ha ha!"
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