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"Yes, this is the first time I heard such a sentence."
Yu Zhen looked at Zhang Chen with blank eyes, somewhat unconvinced.
Zhang Chen ignored him, snorted and said, "The people from Bangzi are tall. The people from Bangzi are great. Look, some celebrities are also from Bangzi."
Yu Zhen was stunned: "How come I haven't heard of it?"
Zhang Chen clapped his fingers and said, "You see, Jesus is from the Bangzi country, right? Tathagata Buddha and Confucius, these are all celebrities from the Bangzi country!"
"Ha ha!"
"that's right!"
With the foreshadowing just now, the audience knew that Zhang Chen was deliberately making sarcastic remarks, and they all laughed and started to boo.
Zhang Chen continued: "There is also Sun Wukong, who is also a member of the Bangzi country. This must be correct."
Yu Zhen tilted his head, "What?"
Zhang Chen: "Sun Wukong uses the stick!"
As I said before, this world is no longer Zhang Chen¡¯s world.
But the four great classics like "Journey to the West" and "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" still exist.
And Jesus, Confucius and other famous figures in Zhang Chen¡¯s previous life are equally famous in this world.
Hearing Zhang Chen¡¯s words, the audience was instantly excited.
In fact, the real name of Bangzi Kingdom is not Bangzi Kingdom, but the Kingdom of Godali.
But due to some historical factors, the Chinese people prefer to call it Bangzi Kingdom instead of Godali Kingdom.
The Kingdom of Kodali has protested many times with China over this, but has never been successful.
Until now, even the people of the Kodali Kingdom have assumed that their name in China is Bangzi Kingdom.
Now, Zhang Chen¡¯s words can be said to have completely beaten Bangzi Country to death.
Didn¡¯t you say that as long as it¡¯s good, it¡¯s all yours?
All right!
Now, shall we give you Sun Wukong?
Are you satisfied?
This is the majestic Monkey King!
But this thing is a bit untrue.
Just because Sun Wukong uses a stick, you turn people into stick people?
You don¡¯t even ask Sun Wukong if he is willing!
If you are hateful, if you want to be in your daughter -in -law's body one day, you will be shouted in your daughter -in -law's body, and you will not panic!
Although Yu Zhen had already read the script, he still couldn't help but laugh when he heard Zhang Chen say this.
Zhang Chen continued: "Actually, in addition to the people I just mentioned, there is another person who is also from Bangzi."
Yu Zhen asked: "Who is it?"
Zhang Chen said: "You all know Jia Xundao and Teacher Jia, right? People from Bangzi Country said that Teacher Jia is a famous cross talk master in Bangzi Country!"
Yu Zhen pulled him: "No, wait a minute. Is there anyone named Jia in Bangzi State?"
The audience all pricked up their ears, ready to hear Zhang Chen¡¯s explanation.
In their impression, there are more people with the surnames Park, Jin, and Li in Bangzi Country.
But they have little impression of the surname Jia, and they are not even sure whether the surname Jia exists in Bangzi Country.
Zhang Chen looked at Yu Zhen: "Who told you your last name? They told you a nickname!"
Yu Zhen was stunned, "What nickname?"
Zhang Chen said with a straight face, "You cold-faced laugher!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"Is the cold-faced smiler from Bangzi Country?"
The audience at the scene and in front of the screen were very happy.
They suddenly discovered that if Zhang Chen was serious, he was actually very powerful.
If nothing else, it¡¯s just this baggage that makes you so awesome!
Zhang Chen continued: "The people in Bangzi Country are tall and amazing. I heard that they are planning to build a manned rocket to go up to the sun."
Yu Zhen curled his lips, "Why don't you burn him to death?"
Zhang Chen said: "They will go at night."
Accompanied by laughter, Yu Zhen was stunned for a while, and then said speechlessly: "This will not delay work."
Zhang Chen smiled and said, "Yes, come back and have breakfast before going to work."
Yu Zhen waved his hand, "I've never heard of it!"
"Haha, awesome!"
¡°This part is so awesome!¡±
"666666, if you don't delay going to work, you will be a scumbag when you come back!"
nowThe audience all burst into laughter and cheered one after another.
With Zhang Chen¡¯s series of jokes, people¡¯s emotions have reached a peak.
They were both happy and relieved.
Except for Park Anjae and his fans, most Chinese people have a very bad impression of Bangzi Country.
This country is so shameless, sometimes this is theirs, sometimes that is theirs.
A few days ago, they even tried to apply the Dragon Boat Festival as their national custom as an intangible heritage, which aroused the anger of countless Chinese people.
"It's a pity that no matter how much they scold, it can't affect the thickness of this country's face at all."
Um!
That face is much thicker than the corner of the city wall!
And now!
Zhang Chen appeared, and with an unprecedented cross talk, he cursed heartily on the stage, making everyone enjoy it!
They swore that this segment was the best cross talk they had ever heard.
none of them!
In the hotel.
Park Anjae was furious.
Those words Zhang Chen just said were like a knife, piercing his chest.
Zhang Chen is not only insulting him, but also insulting him and his country!
"Is this how China treats friendly countries? Is this how you treat guests?"
Without even thinking about it, he directly posted a question on Weibo.
After his fans saw it, they immediately ran over and lined up to apologize to him.
"I'm sorry, Brother An Zai. China is indeed a backward nation. I apologize to you on Zhang Chen's behalf."
"Brother An Zai, don't be angry. Zhang Chen alone does not represent all of us."
"@ÕųÂ: Talk about crazy cross talk, come down and apologize to our Brother An Zai!"
¡°What a shame, Zhang Chen, why are you so angry at Brother An?¡±
¡°People from relevant departments should quickly apologize to Brother An Zai!¡±
"Block Zhang Chen, such a bad artist should not appear in the entertainment industry!"
Seeing these words, netizens all sneered.
really!
"Zhang Chen is like this alone, but it does not mean that everyone is like this.
but!
????????????????Chinese is a backward nation?
Damn it, you second uncle!
You still think it was a hundred years ago?
China has long been on top of the world, okay?
These foreign-loving things should get out of China!
and!
Zhang Chen just said this, and you guys can¡¯t stand it?
¡°Then when you insulted us China in your country, why didn¡¯t you want to apologize to us?
Thinking about it now, what Zhang Chen said before is really right.
This is called a famous double standard!
However, they did not mean to scold Park Anzai on his Weibo.
Because there is no need for them at all, Zhang Chen can take care of all these guys by himself!
on the stage.
Zhang Chen paused for a moment and continued: "Speaking of work, I actually admire people from Bangzi Country."
Yu Zhen: "Why?"
Zhang Chen: "People from Bangzi Country are famous for their dedication."
Yu Zhen: "How do you say it?"
Zhang Chen said: "For example, there is a big star named Pu in Bangzi Country."
A big star named Park?
Everyone suddenly became energetic.
Could this guy be talking about Park Ahn-jae? (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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