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¡°Okay, here¡¯s a nonsensical slapstick for everyone, and then I¡¯m going back to Weibo to fight with others.¡±
Zhang Chen suddenly bowed to the camera and made a show of exiting.
The audience was suddenly stunned.
What is going on?
And what did he just say?
Fighting with someone?
brother!
We all know that you just scolded Park Anjae on Weibo, but you don¡¯t have to be so anxious, right?
Yu Zhen hurriedly grabbed Zhang Chen and said hurriedly: "Why are you leaving? Have you forgotten what you came to do?"
Zhang Chen glanced at him and said, "What am I doing? Do you care what I do? I said I want to curse people, so I will curse them!"
Yu Zhenshi said in vain: "Okay, you can leave, but can you introduce me first before leaving?"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
"To be honest, I still don't know the name of Brother Chen's partner."
"This person is really in a hurry!"
The audience couldn¡¯t help but laugh.
They suddenly felt that these two people seemed quite interesting.
"Okay, let me introduce you. After the introduction, I have to go back and yell at people!"
Zhang Chen walked back and stood in front of the microphone stand.
"Hey!"
"When are you still thinking about swearing?"
"Awesome! Were you born in the wrong country?"
"Haha! This guy should have been born in a fighting nation!"
The audience all burst out laughing.
Don¡¯t worry about whether this guy can speak cross talk or not. Anyway, this guy¡¯s spirit of fighting to the end every day is definitely unique in the entertainment industry!
"Okay, let's do it again. As for me, I believe everyone knows me."
Zhang Chen said with a slightly careless look.
"right."
Yu Zhen immediately praised him and said, "Celebrity!"
"Well, that's right."
Zhang Chen said slowly: "I am indeed a person, but what exactly do I do?"
"Singer!"
"Writer!"
"Poet!"
"actor!"
"Anchor!"
"The one who plays the erhu!"
"The guzheng player!"
¡°Those who fish and throw bombs!¡±
The audience in the audience shouted.
Zhang Chen pointed forward and said: "You just said that I was fishing and throwing bombs. If the game breaks up, don't leave. It's up to you to fight one on one or fight in a group!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience couldn¡¯t help laughing.
"Stop, stop, stop."
Yu Zhen pulled Zhang Chen and said, "You forgot what you came for again, right?"
Zhang Chen said seriously: "I didn't forget! Didn't I come to fight with others?"
Yu Zhen wiped his sweat quietly, what's going on with this guy? Why didn't he follow the designed script?
The audience in the audience were all delighted.
Look!
Now that he is standing on the stage of Jinmen TV Spring Festival Gala, this guy is still thinking about fighting with others.
What kind of spirit is this riding on a horse?
"Hey, these are the only two words left in your mind, right?"
Yu Zhen hurriedly asked for help and said, "Can you still do something serious?"
"OK."
Zhang Chen regained his composure and said, "Let's stop making trouble and do it all over again."
Yu Zhen said: "That's right."
Zhang Chen: "The skit just now was very exciting. Now let us two brothers do a cross talk for you."
Yu Zhen: "Yes, it's our turn."
Zhang Chen: "As for me, everyone is familiar with me. I am a famous singer, writer, poet, musician, outdoor expert, the number one fisherman in China, and associate professor at the China Conservatory of Music"
Hearing his titles, the audience all sneered.
This thing can really be installed!
He is not tired of giving himself so many titles!
Park Anjae¡¯s fans even satirized him on Weibo.
??"Bah! How shameless!"
"With so many titles, why don't you say that you are the best in China in everything!"
"You might as well say everything will be fine for you!"
¡°I¡¯ve seen people who brag, but I¡¯ve never seen anyone who can brag like this!¡±
But next second!
They were slapped in the face.
"Hey! That's all you know."
"There are many things that just because you can't do it yourself doesn't mean that others can't do it!"
"Although Brother Chen likes to brag, he really didn't brag this time!"
"You can search the Internet yourself, but Brother Chen hasn't told you everything he knows!"
¡°Rock climbing, playing erhu, playing guzheng, magic, classical tricks, Brother Chen can do it all!¡±
In order to show that what they said was correct, some of them also showed evidence.
But Park Ahn Jae¡¯s fans didn¡¯t believe it at all.
In their hearts, Park An Jae is the most powerful person in the world!
"Hmph! Zhang Chen and his fans are all a bunch of braggarts!"
"If you are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven?"
"No wonder we Chinese people are always discriminated against when we go outside, just because you have so many bad words!"
After seeing the last sentence, netizens were completely disgusted.
??Chinese people are discriminated against outside because they have too many bad words?
I can go ride a horse!
It¡¯s obviously because you have too many weaklings who worship foreign things, okay?
On the stage of Jinmen TV Spring Festival Gala.
Yu Zhen pulled Zhang Chen and said: "Stop, stop, stop, the wind is strong today, you will blow up the cow again soon!"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said, "You're just bragging. Ask me, am I bragging?"
"no!"
"No!"
The audience at the scene shouted in cooperation.
Zhang Chen said with a stern look on his face: "Listen! Listen! This is popularity!"
Yu Zhen pulled him and said, "Don't worry about popularity or not. Now it's your turn to introduce me, right?"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
¡°I¡¯ve used a meme three times, but why don¡¯t I get bored?¡±
Zhang Chen dusted off his gown and said: "Okay, next to me, the famous comedian Yu Zhen¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª ¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªTeacher Yu!¡±
Sudden!
The scene was quiet for three seconds.
Yu Zhen turned around and said in surprise: "Is this the end?"
Zhang Chen nodded naturally and said, "What else?"
Yu Zhen said angrily: "Your introduction is so long, but this is all it takes for me?"
"Hahaha!"
"The contrast is so stark."
Zhang Chen stretched out his hand and gestured, saying: "You are already so tall, what else do you want?"
There is nothing wrong with this sentence at first glance.
¡°But looking at the short distance he drew, it seemed that it was not even three centimeters, and the audience all thought of other places for a moment.
"Okay, I won't argue with you, just tell me why you are here today."
Yu Zhen said with a dark face.
"Why are you here?"
Zhang Chen shouted: "Why do you think I'm here? Of course I'm here to scold people!"
Yu Zhen¡¯s face turned dark and he said, ¡°Can we not mention this?¡±
Zhang Chen suddenly looked at him with a straight face and said, "Aren't you also a fan of that person?"
¡°I¡¯m not anyone¡¯s fan.¡±
Yu Zhen said hurriedly.
"That'll do."
Zhang Chen turned his head and hummed: "If you are a fan of that person, I will scold you today."
Although his performance was basically gags, he also used some routines that Cao Yunjin used in his previous life, which temporarily attracted the audience. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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