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Soon, the opening dance of the Spring Festival Gala was completed.
The dancers receded like the tide, and the host came on stage.
Before they could speak, Zhang Chen continued: "Hey, what is the name of this female host? Why do I feel that her slogan and color code are produced by the same manufacturer as my family's big red 囍?"
Poof!
There was a sudden laugh from the dining table outside the door.
Tang Wan was also watching Zhang Chen’s live broadcast. When she heard what he said, she couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
"Wanwan, what are you doing?"
Tang Huan’s second uncle, Tang Wan’s father, glared and said.
"Don't do this, scare the children again."
Tang Ze took the initiative for Tang Wan and asked, "Tell me, uncle, what are you looking at?"
Tang Wan stuck out her tongue playfully and said, "Brother Chen complained about the Spring Festival Gala, saying that the female host's slogan and color code were produced by the same manufacturer as his red 囍."
Uncle Tang Huan was stunned for a moment, frowned and said: "What is this? Can the lipstick number and the red embroidery be from the same manufacturer? Besides, the lipstick number is a color, not a product."
"Okay, okay, who are you showing off your bad face during the Chinese New Year?"
Tang Ze persuaded, shook his head and said: "This brat really got into trouble with the Spring Festival Gala?"
at the same time.
The outside world.
"Have you heard? Zhang Chen started a live broadcast to complain about the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Complaining? Isn't he going to start a live broadcast to compete with the Spring Festival Gala?"
"You can't be tough! He's not a fool, how can he be tough?"
"Keep your voice down, I'm watching right now, this guy's mouth is too bad!"
"Really? Let me take a look too!"
As Zhang Chen’s first complaint began, more and more people paid attention to his small live broadcast room.
Ten million!
Twenty million!
thirty million!
The number of people in his live broadcast room soared rapidly!
As the old saying goes, simply watching the Spring Festival Gala has long been meaningless.
Many people wouldn’t even pay attention to the Spring Festival Gala if it weren’t for the fact that the elderly at home have to turn on the TV.
But it’s different now!
They have Zhang Chen!
This guy’s existence is like a skilled craftsman who can turn decay into magic!
The Spring Festival Gala, which was originally boring, suddenly became interesting.
Not to mention those cross talk skits, even those drowsy dances made them hooked!
At this time, what was playing on TV was a folk dance.
Zhang Chen sighed a few times and said, "I'm from Inner Mongolia. I've been abroad for many years, and I have to explain myself to my friends every day"
After a pause, he suddenly said with an extremely exaggerated expression: "I have never lived in a yurt, nor did I ride a horse to school, nor do I know how to bathe with milk, nor do I use a Mongolian robe!"
Then, he slumped down in his seat, "As a result, once this dance came out in the Spring Festival Gala, all my years of hard work were ruined!"
As soon as this complaint came out, netizens were all overjoyed.
"Pfft! Hahahahahaha!"
"Awesome! This horse rider looks like a professional!"
"Brother Chen, how can he be a star? He can make a living by writing jokes every day!"
"This sentence speaks to my heart. I am from Inner Mongolia. When I was in college, people asked me every day if I could live in a yurt or if I went to school on horseback"
"Hahaha! The explanations upstairs can't match a dance in the Spring Festival Gala even if they are explained ten thousand times!"
"I finally understand why Brother Chen wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala with us. It turns out it's just to complain!"
"There is simply no one more damaging than his mouth!"
"No, Brother Chen has taken all the bamboo shoots in the world!"
Huaxia Headquarters.
Zhang Chen’s live broadcast about the Spring Festival Gala also reached the ears of Zhao Zhili, Qin Tianchi and others.
Hearing Zhang Chen say that his lipstick number and the big red 囍 were produced by the same manufacturer, the female host who was criticized immediately burst into tears.
Zhao Zhili frowned coldly and snorted: "This Zhang Chen, what does he want to do?"
Qin Tianchi was also displeased and said: "He is retaliating against us because we kicked him out of the Spring Festival Gala."??! "
Everyone in the Spring Festival Gala directing team was extremely unhappy.
They have been working hard for more than a month for this stage tonight!
But now, everything has been ruined by Zhang!
At this time, a staff member hurried over.
"Mr. Zhao, Director Qin, our real-time ratings have just increased by 2%!"
Hearing this, everyone on the director team was overjoyed.
"What? Two percent?"
"This is a good sign!"
"Haha! If this ratings continues, we can have a successful year this year!"
But Qin Tianchi and Zhao Zhili didn’t have much joy on their faces.
Qin Tianchi asked with a straight face: "When did the ratings increase?"
The staff thought for a while and said: "It seems to be from the time of Mongolian dance."
Everyone was stunned.
Mongolian dance?
Isn’t that the joke that Zhang Chen made the most cruel comments about?
For a while!
The Spring Festival Gala director team all looked at each other, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.
Qin Tianchi took a deep breath and said, "Humph! Isn't Zhang Chen troubled? Now it's a good thing to look at it this way!"
Everyone was startled and looked at him doubtfully.
Qin Tianchi explained: "By doing this, he attracted all people's attention to us. I'm afraid he didn't even think that he wanted to disgust us, but he helped us increase the ratings!"
Only then did everyone understand and nodded.
"Director Qin still sees further!"
"Zhang Chen is making wedding clothes for us!"
"Humph! Zhang Chen himself didn't expect that he helped us so much!"
Regardless of what they were thinking, they all became happy.
Only Liu Shiqiang and Director Qin looked at each other and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.
They always feel that based on Zhang Chen’s character, this matter will never end like this.
"Okay, stop crying, pack up quickly and get ready to go on stage!"
Qin Tianchi glanced at the female host who was still crying, and said majestically: "It's all gone, go and do whatever you need to do!"
The female host wiped her tears, ran to the side and posted a message on WeChat Moments, and went to reapply her makeup.
A moment later.
After a new program is performed, the host comes on stage to join the show.
"Eh? Why do this female host's eyes feel red?"
"Yes! Why does it feel like she cried?"
"Look, her lipstick color seems to have changed!"
"It seems true. Why did she change her lipstick so quickly?"
"Do you think she knows what Brother Chen said about her?"
"Damn it! Big news, this female host just posted on Moments!"
"Moments? What did she say?"
“There are screenshots on Weibo, take a look for yourselves!”
"How troublesome is it to read Weibo? Tell me quickly!"
"Well, she said that she was very excited to host the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, but now her good mood has been completely ruined." (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com