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Tangren Hotel.
Tang Wan held the phone, her eyes suddenly widened, and said: "Brother Chen, hurry up and write a poem!"
People in the private room were stunned.
Zhang Chen asked in surprise: "Why write poetry?"
Tang Wan handed him the phone and said, "Someone is scolding you on the Internet again. Netizens are all liking you and asking you to write poems!"
"ah?"
Zhang Chen was confused and asked doubtfully: "Some people scold me, why should I write poetry?"
Tang Wan explained: "When you were scolded before, didn't you always write poems to scold him back?"
Zhang Chen suddenly twitched the corner of his mouth.
Grandma is so stupid!
How old is this horse riding?
?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? these these guys actually all these guys still remember?
He immediately waved his hand and said: "I have cultivated my moral character now. If you want to curse others, you can find someone else!"
"I do not believe!"
Logan immediately pouted and said, "You will never stop cursing!"
Zhang Chen blinked, it was a bit hard to say what he said!
Tang Huan suddenly interjected from the side: "I think so too."
Zhang Chen’s eyes suddenly widened, Damn! Is this guy probably forgetting how he licked Qin Bingbing in the first place?
Later he will send the video of Tang Huan kneeling and licking Qin Bingbing to Chen Weiwei!
the other side.
Tang Ze’s eyes lit up and he said, “I think this can happen.”
Zhang Chen was immediately speechless.
Riding on a horse!
What’s going on with these guys named Tang!
It’s okay for the two little ones to be ignorant, but why is this guy Tangze so disrespectful?
Just like this, still the third in the Huaxia Rich List?
His money will not make money by others to pay for his medical expenses, right?
“I don’t want you to feel it, I want me to feel it!”
With a casual quote from Mingxue, Zhang Chen dismissed the third-richest man on the list.
But he just finished speaking.
∣
His cell phone suddenly rang.
"Zhang Chen, where are your poems?"
It was Liao Keke who called. As soon as the call was connected, her urging voice came over.
"No!"
Zhang Chen’s face darkened and he immediately hung up the phone.
But next second!
∣
His cell phone rang again.
The call was from Li Qing.
"Brother Chen, where are your poems?"
If it is exactly the same as Liao Keke, it still has the same tone!
"No!"
Zhang Chen was so angry that he hung up the phone immediately without saying anything.
but……
"Brother Chen, have you finished writing your poem? I wrote a poem for you before you finished it. Let me read it to you. Nowadays, if someone comes to scold me, I will"
Before Zhao Tianhe could finish reading the limerick he had just written, Zhang Chen collapsed.
"roll!"
With one foul language, Zhang Chen was instantly defeated.
He had just practiced self-cultivation for five minutes, and it ended in complete failure.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
There was a burst of suppressed laughter in the private room.
Zhang Chen glanced at Tang Wan and said speechlessly: "If you want to laugh, just laugh."
Poof!
Ha ha!
Tang Wan and Tang Huan burst out laughing instantly.
Even Tang Ze had a faint smile on his face.
Zhang Chen glanced at the three people angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "You forced me to do this!"
"Uh-huh!"
Tang Wan immediately nodded obediently and said, "We forced you to do so, otherwise you would never write such a curse poem!"
"hehe!"
Zhang Chen looked at Tang Wan with a smile.
It’s better not to say this!
Facing the strange looks from the three people, Zhang Chen pondered while scrolling through Weibo.
In his previous life, he read a lot of curse poems.
But the most famous ones have basically been used by him.
The remaining ones are not very suitable for his current situation.
"What? Even our extremely smart and talented people can't write it?"
Tang Ze joked casually from the side.
Zhang Chen’s eyes suddenly lit up, “Who said it can’t be written?”
After subconsciously criticizing Tang Ze, Zhang Chen started typing.
??Logan Wan immediately came over, stood behind him and began to read softly.
"Everyone raises his son to be smart.
I have been fooled by my wisdom for half my life.
I wish my children were stupid and reckless
There is no disaster no professor. "
This poem "Xi'er" by Su Shi was taken out by Zhang Chen with a few words changed.
As Tang Wan finished speaking, several people in the private room frowned in thought.
Weibo also became lively because of the appearance of the song "Xi'er".
"Wow! Brother Chen finally writes poetry again!"
"I'm not interested in Brother Chen's songs or novels, but I must read every one of his curse poems!"
"Eh? What does Brother Chen mean by this poem? Why don't I understand it?"
"That's right! Why do I think this poem is not as scolding as Brother Chen's previous poems?"
"I wish my children were stupid and reckless? Is this a curse poem?"
"That's right! Brother Chen isn't a father either, so why are you still expecting your son to be stupid?"
After reading the entire poem, netizens were stunned.
This is not the curse poem they want!
Zhang Chen’s curse poems should be scolded as much as possible!
For example, the poems "Miscellaneous Works" and "Second Farewell to a Filial Son", until now, these two poems have made fans of Li Cheng and others unable to hold their heads up!
But this time, "Xi'er"?
They really can’t understand it!
"@张陈: Brother Chen, what do you mean by this poem?"
"@张陈: Brother Chen, can you explain what this poem means? We are not good enough!"
"Brother Chen, please don't be so cruel, okay? You finally wrote a curse poem, but we still can't understand it!"
"@tan小青: Sister Xiaoqiao, please come out and help us explain!"
"@华xiaWriters Association. Zhou Yuan: Teacher Zhou, please help us look at this poem!"
"@Yenjing Writers Association. Qidou: Teacher Qidou, please help me!"
Those Chen fans couldn’t understand it themselves. After Zhang Chen posted the poem, he seemed to have disappeared. They started messing about Aite and other literary celebrities on the Internet.
finally!
Tan Xiaoqiao, who had disappeared for a long time, was bombed out by them.
“Recently I have been busy studying a new topic with the teacher, and I haven’t had much time to surf the Internet. I am too unqualified to be the leader of Brother Chen’s fan club!”
Tan Xiaoqiao solemnly apologized to everyone.
But everyone has long been accustomed to this and doesn’t take it seriously at all.
“After all, if we really talk about it, none of the first two leaders of Zhang Chen’s fan group, Tan Xiaoqiao and Fang Yuqing, were qualified!
The leaders of other people’s fan groups are busy helping idols to rank and give gifts to idols.
But these two are good, their frequency of appearance is not as high as that of Zhang Chen himself!
"Okay, okay, let's get down to business!"
"Put the apology aside and explain this poem first!"
“When you finish explaining this poem, it’s not too late to apologize!”
Netizens hurriedly urged.
Tan Xiaoqiao read the whole story in a leisurely manner, then studied the song "Xi'er", and then explained slowly.
"I read it carefully and found that this song "Xi'er" is indeed Brother Chen's usual style. In other words, this is indeed a curse poem!" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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