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"Okay, it's settled!"
Zhang Chen immediately made a decision: "Don't do it next time. I'm going to tell you now how to rape yourself!"
Everyone immediately pricked up their ears, ready to hear Zhang Chen¡¯s explanation.
But Zhang Chen smiled and asked, "Do you know what crimes Zhang San committed in the case just now?"
Everyone was stunned.
Didn¡¯t you say how to rape yourself?
Why is Zhang San involved again?
"Pointing a gun at someone else is considered a threat, right?"
¡°The crime of threatening public safety!¡±
"Murder!"
"The crime of stealing a gun!"
Netizens started making wild guesses.
result!
¡°Almost no one is on point.
Zhang Chen smiled slightly and said: "First of all, Zhang San pointed a gun at the heads of Li Si and Wang Wu. This alone violated multiple crimes such as illegal possession of firearms, robbery, intentional homicide, and kidnapping. Guilty!"
"I'll go! So many?"
"Is it possible to ride on a horse?"
"Suddenly I feel that Third Brother is in a bad situation. Obviously the good deeds belong to Wang Wu, but all the crimes belong to Third Brother."
"Zhang San: Whoever can kill Zhang Chen, I will give him one million!"
"Zhang San: Please don't let Zhang Chen harm me again, okay?"
"Zhang San: The man in front of me is my lifelong enemy!"
Netizens stepped into Zhang San¡¯s perspective one after another and started making a fuss.
Zhang Chen continued without even looking at the barrage: "In addition to these, Zhang San also committed a crime called: forced indecency!"
Hearing what he said, all netizens were stunned.
Obscene?
Is it still mandatory?
How is this riding on a horse possible?
Zhang San and Wang Wu are both men!
Zhang Chen chuckled and said, "Guess again, who is the target of Zhang San's attempted molestation?"
With the example of ¡°emergency avoidance¡± not long ago, netizens will not be fooled this time.
"Who else could it be? Li Si!"
"It must be Li Si!"
"We won't be fooled this time!"
"Why, from what you're saying, can I still be the fifth king?"
Netizens ridiculed one after another.
They were too careful just now, so they fell into Zhang Chen's trap.
But this time, absolutely not!
However!
Zhang Chen suddenly smiled even more obscenely, "That's right! It's Wang Wu!"
A group of netizens: ¡°¡¡±
A group of super managers who caught fish live: ""
??A group of executives from the live broadcast of Fish Catching: ""
Wang Wu?
How is this possible?
No matter how much you break it up, Wang Wu is still the one who takes advantage and is definitely the biggest winner!
Not only did he not suffer any loss at all, he was so strong on Li Si!
Zhang Chen explained slowly: "In this case, Wang Wu has no right to choose when facing Zhang San. He is Zhang San's tool to commit crimes! Friends, do you understand?"
A group of netizens were thoughtful.
really!
Although Wang Wu is the biggest winner on the surface.
But all his actions were forced by Zhang San.
"You say he is a tool, but there is nothing wrong with him riding a horse!"
so!
Is this the legendary tool man?
It¡¯s just that they can¡¯t understand why they want to be such tool men?
Um!
It would be nice to say that he is a tool man.
If we put it bluntly, he is actually a xx!
What?
What does xx mean?
You really can¡¯t type these two words, brother!
This book will be gone as soon as I type it!
so!
Brother dei, just do it and cherish it!
There are not many good-looking books like this anymore, so don¡¯t write bad reviews. Just read as many days as you can.
In the live broadcast room.
Netizens are already confused.
"Damn it! Zhang San forced to molest Wang Wu?"
"Tsk tsk! Brother Chen looks like an old comrade at first glance!"
"So, poor Li Si, he didn't even catch the matter of forced indecency?"
"My poor Li Si, come into my brother's arms, my brother loves you!"
"Shouldn't you feel sorry for the third brother? He obviously didn't do anything, but he has gained the reputation of molesting another man?"
Soon, they started making noise in the live broadcast room.
And the name "Zhang San" quickly spread among them, becoming their second favorite idol after Zhang Chen!
even!
There are people who changed their nickname to "Zhang San's Legendary Life" just for the sake of the third brother!
"Okay, let's think about it next, under what circumstances would a person rape himself?"
Zhang Chen smiled slightly and asked the question from not long ago again.
"Eh? So the case just now was actually a foreshadowing for the current case?"
"Then if Zhang San points a gun at Li Si and asks Li Si to rape him, does that count as raping himself?"
"Damn it! This is very likely!"
"Brother Chen, is he right or not?"
Netizens started speculating one after another. In fact, their guesses were somewhat on the edge, but they were still not the correct answer.
"Haha, I really want to know?"
Zhang Chen curled his lips and said, "I won't say anything more. Anyway, you know what my brother wants to do recently, so you understand!"
"We understand! There's no discussion about killing Qingfeng Entertainment!"
"What a stupid Qingfeng Entertainment, I have long disliked them!"
"It's a must! If Qingfeng Entertainment doesn't fail for a day, my friend won't smoke for a day!"
"Hahaha! Do you need to talk about this? This is all our responsibility!"
Netizens immediately started laughing and joking.
Zhang Chen was extremely satisfied and said: "In the past few years, this case basically only existed in handouts, but now, congratulations, we finally have a prototype!"
Prototype?
Netizens were suddenly stunned, and an incredible thought arose in their hearts.
Could it be that the prototype this guy is talking about is the third brother?
Indeed!
The next second!
Zhang Chenyan said categorically: "Li Si was jealous that her roommate Wang Wu was prettier than her, so"
However!
He was only halfway through what he said, and netizens immediately stopped.
"Isn't Wang Wu a man?"
"Wang Wu is more beautiful than Li Si? How is this possible?"
"Wang Wu? Has this guy changed his gender?"
"Is Wang Wu gay? Otherwise, why would he be prettier than Li Si?"
"Being pretty is not the point. They are in the same dormitory, okay?"
Zhang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth, ""
Grandma is so stupid!
When did these bastards become so serious?
but!
It doesn't matter!
"Sorry, I just made a slip of the tongue!"
Zhang Chen admitted his mistake indifferently and continued: "Li Si was jealous that his roommate Xiaoli was prettier than her, so"
result!
This time netizens stopped doing it again!
"What the hell is Xiaoli?"
"Isn't this a good comparison at all?"
"How come Zhang San, Li, Si, Wang and Wu become Xiaoli when they get to Xiaoli's place?"
¡°We, Xiaoli, also want numerical rankings!¡±
"Don't we, Xiaoli, deserve a name?"
Zhang Chen was furious.
Grandma is so stupid!
These guys are so hard to take care of!
It¡¯s just a human life, why should we care about it so much?
Are you all devils?
"All right!"
Zhang Chen said angrily: "Wang Er! Wang Er, are you ready?" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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