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Zhang Chen lost!
Complete defeat!
Although he knows that his group of fans are just like him, many of them are shameless.
But he never expected that these people would be so shameless!
Just open your mouth and call me dad!
Are you still stepping on Ma Chen¡¯s father?
Still spending one million to buy a house?
How do you say that?
I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!
However!
What makes Zhang Chen even more unexpected is yet to come!
The fan who just raised this question posted another VIP barrage.
¡ª¡ªBrother Chen, the person I¡¯m talking about is not my wife, nor my girlfriend, so what should I do?
Zhang Chen¡¯s eyes widened, ¡°¡¡±
In order to make sure that he had read it correctly, Zhang Chen drank a bottle of [Talent Brand Walnut Dew] and passed the barrage in his mind for a moment.
That¡¯s right!
In the previous barrage of this fan, when describing the object, she was used next to the word "Å®"!
But this she is the target of this fan, but she is neither his wife nor his girlfriend?
These twists and turns almost confused Zhang Chen.
so!
Brother dei?
Or Jimei?
You have a lot of information!
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also stunned for a moment.
"Damn it! What's going on?"
"Could it be that this brother just now was actually a woman and she was dating her boyfriend?"
"Your sister! Aren't these things that girlfriends ask their boyfriends? How can a boyfriend ask his girlfriend?"
"That's not right! I saw it very clearly just now. When he talked about his partner, he used 'her'!"
"Are you sure it's her? It's not a typo, right? Or are you mistaking it?"
¡°That buddy just now, come out and explain, what¡¯s going on?¡±
Netizens started shouting.
Zhang Chen didn't look at the barrage, thought for a moment, and said with a smile: "In a situation like yours, I suggest you change your partner."
After finishing speaking, the corners of his mouth curved up in a sincere and joyful arc.
¡°I¡¯m such a clever little guy!¡±
He thought so and gave himself a big thumbs up!
"Hahaha! Brother Chen's answer is perfect!"
"Change someone else? It's all over once and for all!"
"Awesome! If my partner pushes me again next time, I will tell my partner that Brother Chen wants me to change my partner!"
"Hurry up and record it! Anyway, I don't know who is who on the Internet. I will tell my partner later that Brother Chen said this to me!"
When it comes to being clever, netizens are obviously better than Zhang Chen!
¡°Some of them have already recorded Zhang Chen¡¯s words and sent them to their girlfriends or boyfriends.
Then!
Use this to "blackmail" the other party and be nice to yourself!
Zhang Chen himself didn¡¯t expect that just because of his cleverness, his number of anti-fans would increase several times in the next few days!
Seeing that the netizen didn¡¯t speak anymore, Zhang Chen continued.
"Come on! Is there anyone who dares to stand up and take the initiative to be the next inmate?"
He smiled cheesily and said bewitchingly.
Netizen: ""
They found that this guy¡¯s adaptability is also super strong.
They just played a cheap game with Zhang Chen, and this guy immediately became even meaner than them.
"No?"
Zhang Chen laughed happily and said, "Then I called your name?"
He reached out and clicked on the screen a few times, and said: "Well, this friend named 'Shakaraka', it's you."
Shakalaka was stunned and typed speechlessly: "Why me?"
Zhang Chen chuckled and said: "I just took a look and you are number one on the likes list. This means that you are the most idle. After all, idleness is idle. Why don't you tell us your sad things and make us happy? ?¡±
The various lists of Fish Catching Live are very complete, including the reward list, the like list, and even the chat list.
Of course, the real name of Hua Lao Bang is not Hua Lao Bang, but Dragon King Bang.
Shakalaka: ""
A group of netizens: ""
"Tell us your sad things and make us happy. This sentence has long been outdated in Zhang Chen's previous life.
But this is the first time they have heard of it in this world.
Coupled with Zhang Chen¡¯s bitchy tone, they all clearly felt that they were being bitten by Zhang Chen!
Zhang Chen said seductively: "Hurry! Hurry, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room can't drop! I'm counting on you!"
Many netizens have the urge to vomit blood.
Shakalaka even said directly: "Brother Chen, why don't you just kill me!"
Zhang Chen smiled slightly and said: "Kill you? Brother, you are trying to make me break the law!"
"ah?"
"Is it illegal?"
"Damn it! I'm so convinced! Everything can be pulled in this direction!"
Netizens were surprised at first, and then immediately started complaining.
They knew that today was a legal session, and the law Zhang Chen talked about was quite interesting.
But I can¡¯t help him, he insists on pushing everything in this direction!
No matter how delicious the abalone is, there is a time when you have enough!
It¡¯s better to eat some fungus!
Zhang Chen explained to himself: "Really! Even if the other person kneels down and begs you to kill him, as long as you actually do it, it will still constitute intentional homicide!"
"Huh? Intentional murder?"
"Why is it sentenced to intentional homicide?"
"The other party is kneeling down to beg you. Should you kill him or kill him intentionally?"
"Isn't this a bit unreasonable?"
"Brother Chen is lying, right? This is impossible!"
"It's true! We have a case like this here. If you don't believe me, just search it online and you'll find out!"
Faced with this problem that was contrary to their self-perception, they finally showed some interest.
Zhang Chen explained seriously: "One thing that needs to be explained is that so-called euthanasia is illegal in our country, so whether you help the other person commit suicide or directly kill the other person, you will be punished as intentional homicide!"
Hiss!
Many people couldn¡¯t help but take a breath.
Although they didn¡¯t know what the sentence would be for intentional homicide, the crime alone was enough to scare them.
"However, there is one exception."
Zhang Chen changed the topic and asked with a smile: "How about you guess, under what circumstances is it legal to help someone commit suicide?"
Netizens who were scared just now suddenly became interested and started asking questions one after another.
"Does it not matter if you accidentally kill the other party?"
"Brother Chen, please stop being so secretive and tell me quickly!"
"It's shameful to be a liar! Hurry up and tell the truth!"
"Do you believe it or not, if you keep trying to hide yourself, I will immediately detain you?"
"Did you accidentally help the other person commit suicide without knowing that the other person wanted to commit suicide, so it's okay?"
Netizens made wild guesses and booed, asking Zhang Chen to tell the answer quickly.
Zhang Chen narrowed his eyes.
Tell the truth?
This is definitely not Zhang¡¯s style!
so!
You can just guess as much as you like!
Oh yes!
besides!
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so!
Zhang Chen smiled slightly and rubbed his thumb back and forth on his index and middle fingers in front of the camera.
Then!
¡°A fish that lacks oxygen rewards the anchor with a rocket!¡±
"Longyou Jiutian rewards the anchor with a rocket!"
"Hu Keke rewarded the anchor with ten yachts!"
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